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(1 - 15) of 15 OFCS Rating: 7% Rotten Page   1   "Over-the-top humor tries to mask the problems, that it's not scary and the ending comes complete with a double-reverse-tricked-itself-out-of-coherency reveal of the killer."   Examiner.com   Adam Lippe 2.5/5 "Perhaps because of its status as an overused commercial gimmick to get '80s adolescents into movie theaters, the slasher film has lost most of its luster. Sorority Row won't restore it, but it also won't tarnish it further."   PopMatters   Bill Gibron 7/10 "A movie that starts with a trampoline pillow-fight and ends with a pile of dead co-eds could have been a misogynistic mess, but Sorority Row is a snappy, bloody blast."   CampBlood.org   Brian Juergens F "Imagine being trapped inside a pungent shoebox with the over-caffeinated morning shift of Forever 21 while an inept epileptic captures the small talk with a camera he lost the instruction manual for. That's Sorority Row."   BrianOrndorf.com   Brian Orndorf D "Worse even that its insipid script (co-written by Josh Stolberg and Peter Goldfinger) is Elliot Greenberg's editing of a meandering slasher pic notable only for the number of nubile bare breasts that it manages to fit into nearly every other scene."   ColeSmithey.com   Cole Smithey 2/4 "In spite of a peppy pace and speckles of inspiration here and there, Sorority Row feels empty and laborious when it should be fun, insincere when it should be earnest. Much like the sisters of Theta Pi, a brain couldn't have hurt, too."   DustinPutman.com   Dustin Putman F "You have to admit that it's faithful to its source. The original was lousy, and so is this retread."   One Guy's Opinion   Frank Swietek 1.5/4 "little more than an unconscious projection of the filmmakers' simultaneous desire for and deep fear of grotesquely overprivileged and snarky girls gone wild"   Q Network Film Desk   James Kendrick "Parental Content Review"   Screen It!   Jim Judy "Welcome to Skank Ho sorority, where you'll skills like covering up the grotesque death of one of your sisters during a mean-spirited prank."   Horror Hacker   Maitland McDonagh ""Sorority Row" is so completely (and thankfully) forgettable that you will be hard-pressed to remember much of it by the time you hit the parking lot"   eFilmCritic.com   Peter Sobczynski 1.5/5 "This film is too bland to catch our imagination. There are plenty of cheap thrills, plus some camp excess to keep us laughing, but it's never scary."   Shadows on the Wall   Rich Cline 1/5 "I'd rather see an honest film about exactly what would happen if they'd told the truth. Failing that, a competent, scary, witty horror film might've been nice."   eFilmCritic.com   Rob Gonsalves 1.5/5 "I don't know what could make this movie seem dumber. Oh, and it's also a remake of What You Did Last Summer"   Horror Squad   Scott Weinberg 2/4 "A fairly traditional collegiate slasher that entertains but breaks no new ground."   Oscar Guy   Wesley Lovell  (1 - 15) of 15 OFCS Rating: 7% Rotten Page   1