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Movie Overview
Cast
Kevin James
Jayma Mays
Keir O'Donnell
Director
Steve Carr
MPAA Rating
PG - for some violence, mild crude and suggestive humor, and language
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
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OFCS Rating: 28% Rotten
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1/5
"Unfunny, unoriginal and tedious -
Mall Cop
is successful only at living up to the standard set by past films that have begun with the words 'A Happy Madison Production'."
Cut Print Review
Anders Wotzke
2/5
"unfathomably unfunny... centered around mean-spirited fat jokes"
Filmcritic.com
Bill Gibron
B-
"The end product won't win any Oscars, but the edges of this slapstick action film retain James's blitzkrieg sense of humor, making for a light comic adventure I'm positive kids will flip for."
BrianOrndorf.com
Brian Orndorf
2/5
"With only some scattershot scenes of physical humor, 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop' does little to keep viewers safe from boredom."
eFilmCritic.com
Dan Lybarger
1.5/4
"...a hopelessly underwhelming comedy..."
Reel Film Reviews
David Nusair
1.5/4
"Boring and predictable in both its narrative and its aesthetics,
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
is dumbed-down, low-rent slapstick with stereotypes galore and a violent undercurrent that doesn't sit well."
DustinPutman.com
Dustin Putman
1.5/4
"The shot of Blart quietly crawling into a hostage situation inside the mall's bank and walking through a roped line is a moment of absurd grace, only it's shot with the vulgarity of a Crash Test Dummies commercial."
Slant Magazine
Ed Gonzalez
2/5
"Y si, básicamente se trata de reírse del gordo. Pero como es el propio gordo quien sirve la broma, uno no se siente tan culpable y se ríe con él."
Uruguay Total
Enrique Buchichio
C-
"This dim-bulb, family-oriented slapstick film benefits greatly from James' knack for physical comedy, but it's ultimately too bland and uninspired."
EricDSnider.com
Eric D. Snider
D
"Just one long pratfall...an avalanche of really dumb action comedy that aims to be a variant on the Inspector Clouseau formula but fails miserably."
One Guy's Opinion
Frank Swietek
2/5
"Its heart is in the right place for these dark recession-depression days, defending the consumer at the expense of the corporation."
The L Magazine
Henry Stewart
2.5/4
"It's a juvenile motion picture designed primarily for a juvenile audience. But there's a little more here than one might reasonably expect."
ReelViews
James Berardinelli
2/4
"a good-natured, but awkward and often unfunny comedy that bounces from sad-sack pathos to slapstick action parody"
Q Network Film Desk
James Kendrick
6/10
"You can't be too hard on a film that blows up a Rainforest Cafe, can you?"
DVDTown.com
James Plath
"Parental Content Review"
Screen It!
Jim Judy
"Adept at physical comedy, Kevin James -- who co-wrote the 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop' script -- emerges the king of his retail domain."
ReelTalk Movie Reviews
John P. McCarthy
4/5
"The title and premise alone sound like every stupid comedy you've avoided for decades. Something was different %u2013 something was done right. Three other friends shared my secret shame enjoying this amiable, broad %u2013 and subtle %u2013 romantic act"
Cinerina
Karina Montgomery
2.5/5
"Forget the rocky character development. Give me a fat guy falling down, and I'll start to laugh."
7M Pictures
Kevin Carr
B-
"...a genial, inoffensive little comedy that coasts on the charm of its "King of Queens" star James..."
Reeling Reviews
Laura Clifford
"Oh my goodness, it's a ripoff of
Die Hard.
A
shameless
ripoff that gets more and more shameless the longer it goes on..."
Flick Filosopher
MaryAnn Johanson
2/4
"Never delivers the big laughs this star in this promising premise really should."
TheMovieReport.com
Michael Dequina
1.5/5
"...this is a masterpiece compared to anything Rob Schneider has put out only it suffers from the same form of stereotyping."
Film Threat
Michael Ferraro
3/4
"Thanks to Kevin James' earnest portrayal of an earnest guy, I was won over by the film's goofy charms."
Aisle Seat
Mike McGranaghan
B-
"James, who co-wrote, endows the title character with such piercing sweetness that even his geeky pretensions are endearing."
Beliefnet
Nell Minow
"
Paul Blart
tepidly goes through its motions, but that doesn't mean you have to."
Cinematical
Nick Schager
"It's only almost the making of a comedy classic."
Projection Booth
Rob Humanick
D
"An unfunny comedy with a limited imagination and a steady diet of fat jokes."
Laramie Movie Scope
Robert Roten
B-
"The numerous making-of featurettes includes a treat for those of us in eastern Massachusetts with the Burlington Mall highlighted..."
Reeling Reviews
Robin Clifford
3/10
"It's a trivial pursuit, slathered with peanut butter."
SSG Syndicate
Susan Granger
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