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(1 - 21) of 21 OFCS Rating: 10% Rotten Page   1   C "Hitman may represent some progress in the video game adaptation genre, but it's not enough to recommend."   FromTheBalcony   Bill Clark 1.5/5 "Hitman overstays its welcome from the moment the ammunition starts flying, and never finds a satisfying way of winning us back."   Filmcritic.com   Bill Gibron D "An overcooked time killer that finds bad acting, bad direction, bad cinematography, and bad screenwriting in a furious race to dominate the running time. I'd call it a four-way tie."   eFilmCritic.com   Brian Orndorf 1/4 "...even the most forgiving action fan will walk away disappointed by this mess."   Reel Film Reviews   David Nusair 0/4 "Abysmal in the extreme, Hitman is 100 minutes of soul-crushing nothingness."   TheMovieBoy.com   Dustin Putman D "I haven't played the video game but I'm guessing the movie has chosen, for some reason, to re-create the story scenes that play between levels. The ones that players skip."   EricDSnider.com   Eric D. Snider 0.5/4 "If there is someone out there willing to support Hitman and who believes that it conforms to the basic attributes of a cinematic experience, then there is something wrong with you."   eFilmCritic.com   Erik Childress F "Despite its title, in every crucial respect the picture shoots nothing but blanks...it's Uwe Boll bad."   One Guy's Opinion   Frank Swietek 5/10 "...a better film than I was expecting, even if it doesn't do much beyond the ordinary."   DVDTown.com   John J. Puccio 2.5/5 "merikes aksiomnimoneytes skines, ataktos petamenes s' ena tsoybali hamilon prosdokion"   Movies for the Masses   Joseph Proimakis 2/4 "A mechanical series of violent set-pieces decorated with underdressed hotties. It's handsome but astonishingly dull and weirdly sexless, despite the aforementioned underdressed girls and frequent discussion of Nika's undergarments or lack thereof."   TV Guide's Movie Guide   Maitland McDonagh 0.5/3 "A nivel visual es mediocre, las escenas de acción son del montón, las actuaciones marmóleas [...] pero el guión es para ponerle un pleito"   Off-Off-Critica   MalaBesta 2.5/4 "The movie isn't bad; it's just all too familiar."   Mark Reviews Movies   Mark Dujsik 0/5 "It's as embarrassing as anything Steven Seagal has put out in the past decade."   Bronsonfive   Michael Ferraro 1.5/4 "Plays like a music video without the music, a spectacle of shiny weapons, spurting blood, and Jesus Christ poses that would have benefited from more overlaid songs and less blabber."   Slant Magazine   Nick Schager 1.5/5 "Sure, he glowers to some effect, and is obviously handy with small arms and melee weapons, but otherwise is about as menacing as one of the extras in THX-1138."   Film Threat   Pete Vonder Haar 1/5 "You know how people will sometimes describe a bad action movie as being like watching someone else play a video game? This one is so uninvolving that watching it is more like listening to someone reading out loud from the game's instruction manual."   eFilmCritic.com   Peter Sobczynski 3/5 "A bit po-faced and unremarkable; more outrageousness and humour would have helped."   Shadows on the Wall   Rich Cline 1.5/5 "Hitman feels like twenty short films played back to back, only a few of the mini-movies went missing, and the projectionist is hoping you won't notice."   Cinematical   Scott Weinberg 1.5/4 "Olyphant kinda looks lika a cancer patient"   sbs.is   Stefan Birgir Stefansson 6/10 Read review   JoBlo's Movie Emporium   JoBlo  (1 - 21) of 21 OFCS Rating: 10% Rotten Page   1