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(1 - 17) of 17 OFCS Rating: 0% Rotten Page   1   F "On January 26th, I have witnessed what is assured to be the worst film I will behold all year."   OhmyNews.com   Brian Orndorf 1/5 "Friedberg and Seltzer's most staggering achievement is rendering "Epic Movie" free from laughs."   eFilmCritic.com   Dan Lybarger 2/4 "...juvenile at best and flat-out lame at worst..."   Reel Film Reviews   David Nusair 0/4 "What was the last studio picture this bad? Maybe 2002's The Adventures of Pluto Nash. I've seen more talent in my cat's last dump."   TheMovieBoy.com   Dustin Putman 1/4 "just a pastiche of pop culture crap that's formed into a monstrous bastard of unfunny physical comedy, awful acting, and jokes that are outright flat on delivery..."   Cinema Crazed   Felix Vasquez Jr. 1.5/4 "Woefully unimaginative, obvious and numbing...Epic Movie is lazy and toothless in its inability to satirize material that doesn't need the hysterical microscope."   Movie Eye   Frank Ochieng F "One of those throw-everything-at-the-screen-and-see-if-anything-sticks movies...In this case, nothing does...All terrible--puerile, vulgar and unfunny."   One Guy's Opinion   Frank Swietek 1/4 "Bad taste and worse jokes abound. Epic Movie's humor isn't tired; it's comatose."   ReelViews   James Berardinelli "It’s generally considered bad form for a critic to advocate the kidnap and torture of specific filmmakers, but I’ll tell you this: If you did it, and you confessed to me, no way would I turn you in."   Pajiba   Jeremy C. Fox 1/5 "click to read review (though I have no idea why you'd want to)"   Movies for the Masses   Joseph Proimakis 2.0/4.0 "Funnier than Date Movie, not as funny as Scary Movie 4. (Is) a "free" page on MySpace the new indicator that (a film is) pretty cheap all around?"   MovieCrypt.com   Kevin A. Ranson 1.5/5 "This movie is like a sneeze of bad jokes splattering its germs into the air we all breathe."   7M Pictures   Kevin Carr 1/4 "I've always loved parody. It's too bad that garbage like this is what passes for it these days."   Aisle Seat   Mike McGranaghan .5/4 "At times there is no visible difference between this and the fictitious film ***, the two-hour, single-take, Academy Award-winning shot of a flatulent gluteus maximus from Mike Judge's Idiocracy."   Slant Magazine   Rob Humanick 2/5 "Because nothing in the universe is funnier than watching Jack Sparrow or Willy Wonka break out into hip-hop gyrations."   Cinematical   Scott Weinberg 0/4 "sucks"   sbs.is   Stefan Birgir Stefansson 2/4 "There's very little that's Epic about Epic Movie. While the film has plenty of fun, it's little more than a late-night comic sketch stretched to feature length."   Oscar Guy   Wesley Lovell  (1 - 17) of 17 OFCS Rating: 0% Rotten Page   1