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Movie Overview
Cast
John Cusack
Joan Cusack
Amanda Peet
Director
Menno Meyjes
MPAA Rating
PG - for thematic elements and mild language.
Martian Child (2007)
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OFCS Rating: 36% Rotten
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"An amusing and heartfelt exploration of the ups and downs involved when adopting a child -- in this case, one who insists he's from another planet."
ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Betty Jo Tucker
C
"It's a largely dreary time at the movies and offers next to nothing for the kids that it's advertising to."
FromTheBalcony
Bill Clark
2.5/5
"Maudlin, mawkish, and slightly misunderstood itself,
Martian Child
is the perfect example of good intentions wrapped in Hollywood-lite logistics."
PopMatters
Bill Gibron
C
"It's a well-intended psychological drama, but Meyjes is too afraid to permit the film any darkness...a patchy creation, bouncing between sincere questions of homestead stability and fluffy sitcom montages set to ELO hits."
DVDTalk.com
Brian Orndorf
B-
"John Cusack's favored co-actors (Oliver Platt, Joan Cusack, and Angelica Huston) add color to a sweet movie that intermittently gets bogged down by poor pacing."
ColeSmithey.com
Cole Smithey
"While David imagines other worlds for profit,
Martian Child
crash-lands on this one."
PopMatters
Cynthia Fuchs
2.5/4
"Manipulative to an almost absurd degree..."
Reel Film Reviews
David Nusair
2/4
"Heartfelt, but uninspired, the film follows a plodding, predictable path that does not deviate for a second from what the viewer expects."
TheMovieBoy.com
Dustin Putman
B
"It's sweet and lovely and honest, and it made me laugh and cry, and John Cusack and the little boy, Bobby Coleman, are fantastic, and I want them to move next door and be my brother and nephew, respectively."
EricDSnider.com
Eric D. Snider
B-
"Part of the reason it works is that the film at least tries to make the Kid something other than a face you'd see on a cereal box."
Film Blather
Eugene Novikov
2/4
"Unfortunately for
Martian Child
this has more maple sap pouring out of it than a neglected Vermont tree looking for a good tapping."
TheWorldJournal.com
Frank Ochieng
C-
"Hobbled by its ham-fisted effort to strum our heartstrings."
One Guy's Opinion
Frank Swietek
5/5
"A comedy masterwork that touches the heart with its portrait of the survival tactics of an abandoned orphan and the loving ministrations of a widowed science fiction writer who adopts him."
Spirituality and Practice
Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat
2/4
"
Martian Child
wants to make us cry. It nearly made me gag. This is an exercise in shameless and inept emotional manipulation."
ReelViews
James Berardinelli
2/4
"John Cusack is the only bright spot in an otherwise sentimentally sloppy drama that telegraphs its plot points with a blinding laser beam."
Palo Alto Weekly
Jeanne Aufmuth
1.5/5
"if you like these emotionally-brittle family dramas, you'll eat this film up. But for a confirmed cynic like myself, it was torture to sit through the movie"
Film School Rejects
Kevin Carr
"This is, wonderfully, a smart and snappy -- never sappy -- portrait of a budding parent-and-kid romance, and a lovely ode to nonconformity, to being your own person even if the rest of the world has some issues with that."
Flick Filosopher
MaryAnn Johanson
C
"My heart was ready to be warmed. But it never got above room temperature."
Beliefnet
Nell Minow
1/4
"The primary obstacle to enjoying any moment of
Martian Child
is Dennis, a little creature whose habits never feel like anything other than groan-worthy screenwriter contrivances aimed at cheaply eliciting audience waterworks."
Slant Magazine
Nick Schager
C+
"What works is Cusack and Coleman. When they are on screen together something interesting always seems to happen."
Laramie Movie Scope
Robert Roten
C
"A story that has me checking the time, frequently, is telling."
Reeling Reviews
Robin Clifford
B-
"
Martian Boy
carries off the relationship with winning performances from [John] Cusack and the young [Bobby] Coleman..."
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Sean Axmaker
2/5
"the fairly predictable cornball fluff we anticipate when off-center loners find a middle ground."
Filmcritic.com
Sean O'Connell
"Before long, the story's conceit -- a loud-and-clear metaphor for the ways in which we all sometimes feel alien when it comes to human relationships -- just becomes wearying."
Salon.com
Stephanie Zacharek
0.5/4
"Heartfelt pap."
Film Freak Central
Walter Chaw
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