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Movie Overview
Cast
Melissa George
Josh Duhamel
Olivia Wilde
Director
John Stockwell
MPAA Rating
R - for strong graphic violence and disturbing content, sexuality, nudity, drug use and language
Turistas (2006)
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OFCS Rating: 15% Rotten
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2.5/5
"Brazil's tourist industry gets a bad rap in this horror-lite shocker that might just leave you rooting for the bad guy."
Channel 4 Film
Anton Bitel
F
"The tagline says 'go home.' I say 'stay home.'"
FromTheBalcony
Bill Clark
2.5/5
"With a plot Frankensteined from the remains of "Hostel", "The Descent" and "Wolf Creek", "Turistas" was clearly never going to be on anyone's 10 best list."
CinemaBlend.com
Brian Holcomb
D-
"John Stockwell would rather have 9,000 shots of Melissa George in a bikini than be caught dead telling a story."
OhmyNews.com
Brian Orndorf
1.5/5
"an empty shell of a film with a hollow emotional core"
MovieWeb
Chris Cabin
1.5/5
"contains itself in insufferable artificiality"
Filmcritic.com
Chris Cabin
B-
"Riding the current wave of horror movies populated with American travelers preyed upon by torturing crazies, "Turistas" plays its suspense trump card as the first American film shot entirely in Brazil."
ColeSmithey.com
Cole Smithey
"
Turistas
demonstrates explicitly what you already know because you've seen
Hostel
: tourists, especially American tourists, are the new girls in horror movies."
PopMatters
Cynthia Fuchs
D-
"Wants to be 'Hostel,' but it's just half-witted."
EDGE Boston
David Foucher
0/4
"...one can't help but marvel at the decision to release this turd theatrically."
Reel Film Reviews
David Nusair
2/4
"One long setup that ends up being much ado about nothing."
TheMovieBoy.com
Dustin Putman
D
"Regardless of your expectations of it, I don't see how
Turistas
can fail to disappoint you."
EricDSnider.com
Eric D. Snider
2/4
"Duhamel should know that you can just stay in Vegas and get your kidney removed while getting robbed in a club populated by ladies in bikinis."
eFilmCritic.com
Erik Childress
F
"Another helping of sadism disguised as entertainment...even aficionados of such massacre-fests are likely to find this a long slog."
One Guy's Opinion
Frank Swietek
2/4
"
Turistas
starts out as an effective little horror movie before devolving into an incoherent mess during its final 30 minutes."
ReelViews
James Berardinelli
6/10
"Click here to read review"
Kinoblog.com
Jaroslav Vishtaljuk
3/5
"Gets the job done."
Boxoffice Magazine
Jay Antani
2.5/5
"It's only a few weeks before Christmas, and do you know what that means?... it means horror movies about human organ trafficking."
7M Pictures
Kevin Carr
D+
"All
Turistas
does for Brazil is insult it."
Reeling Reviews
Laura Clifford
D
"more sick than scary, more revolting than revealing, more twisted than tantalizing."
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Nell Minow
1.5/4
"With
Turistas
, director John Stockwell cements his status as contemporary Hollywood's most accomplished exhibitor of the female behind."
Slant Magazine
Nick Schager
1/5
"Merece ser ignorado por ser péssimo, não por ser uma "visão preconceituosa" do Brasil."
Cinema em Cena
Pablo Villaca
.5/5
"...a lot of torture-p0rn aficionados are going to be throwing their money away, and that's always funny."
Film Threat
Pete Vonder Haar
3/5
"This raw and grisly film keeps the tension levels fairly high, even if it is thoroughly predictable."
Shadows on the Wall
Rich Cline
C-
"... neither suspenseful, terrifying or inventively gory."
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Sean Axmaker
2/4
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Joe Lozito
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