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Movie Overview
Cast
• Melissa George
• Josh Duhamel
• Olivia Wilde
Director
• John Stockwell
MPAA Rating
R - for strong graphic violence and disturbing content, sexuality, nudity, drug use and language
Turistas (2006)

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OFCS Rating: 15% Rotten
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2.5/5
"Brazil's tourist industry gets a bad rap in this horror-lite shocker that might just leave you rooting for the bad guy."  Channel 4 Film  Anton Bitel

F
"The tagline says 'go home.' I say 'stay home.'"  FromTheBalcony  Bill Clark

2.5/5
"With a plot Frankensteined from the remains of "Hostel", "The Descent" and "Wolf Creek", "Turistas" was clearly never going to be on anyone's 10 best list."  CinemaBlend.com  Brian Holcomb

D-
"John Stockwell would rather have 9,000 shots of Melissa George in a bikini than be caught dead telling a story."  OhmyNews.com  Brian Orndorf

1.5/5
"contains itself in insufferable artificiality"  Filmcritic.com  Chris Cabin

1.5/5
"an empty shell of a film with a hollow emotional core"  MovieWeb  Chris Cabin

B-
"Riding the current wave of horror movies populated with American travelers preyed upon by torturing crazies, "Turistas" plays its suspense trump card as the first American film shot entirely in Brazil."  ColeSmithey.com  Cole Smithey

"Turistas demonstrates explicitly what you already know because you've seen Hostel: tourists, especially American tourists, are the new girls in horror movies."  PopMatters  Cynthia Fuchs

D-
"Wants to be 'Hostel,' but it's just half-witted."  EDGE Boston  David Foucher

0/4
"...one can't help but marvel at the decision to release this turd theatrically."  Reel Film Reviews  David Nusair

2/4
"One long setup that ends up being much ado about nothing."  TheMovieBoy.com  Dustin Putman

D
"Regardless of your expectations of it, I don't see how Turistas can fail to disappoint you."  EricDSnider.com  Eric D. Snider

2/4
"Duhamel should know that you can just stay in Vegas and get your kidney removed while getting robbed in a club populated by ladies in bikinis."  eFilmCritic.com  Erik Childress

F
"Another helping of sadism disguised as entertainment...even aficionados of such massacre-fests are likely to find this a long slog."  One Guy's Opinion  Frank Swietek

2/4
"Turistas starts out as an effective little horror movie before devolving into an incoherent mess during its final 30 minutes."  ReelViews  James Berardinelli

6/10
"Click here to read review"  Kinoblog.com  Jaroslav Vishtaljuk

3/5
"Gets the job done."  Boxoffice Magazine  Jay Antani

2.5/5
"It's only a few weeks before Christmas, and do you know what that means?... it means horror movies about human organ trafficking."  7M Pictures  Kevin Carr

D+
"All Turistas does for Brazil is insult it."  Reeling Reviews  Laura Clifford

D
"more sick than scary, more revolting than revealing, more twisted than tantalizing."  Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies  Nell Minow

1.5/4
"With Turistas, director John Stockwell cements his status as contemporary Hollywood's most accomplished exhibitor of the female behind."  Slant Magazine  Nick Schager

1/5
"Merece ser ignorado por ser péssimo, não por ser uma "visão preconceituosa" do Brasil."  Cinema em Cena  Pablo Villaca

.5/5
"...a lot of torture-p0rn aficionados are going to be throwing their money away, and that's always funny."  Film Threat  Pete Vonder Haar

3/5
"This raw and grisly film keeps the tension levels fairly high, even if it is thoroughly predictable."  Shadows on the Wall  Rich Cline

C-
"... neither suspenseful, terrifying or inventively gory."  Seattle Post-Intelligencer  Sean Axmaker

2/4
Read review  Big Picture Big Sound  Joe Lozito
OFCS Rating: 15% Rotten
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