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Movie Overview
Cast
Steven Strait
Sebastian Stan
Toby Hemingway
Director
Renny Harlin
MPAA Rating
PG-13 - For intense sequences of violence and action, some distrubing images, sexual content, partial nudity and language
The Covenant (2006)
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1/5
"doesn't move in any direction and instead wanders without much aim at all"
Filmcritic.com
Blake French
D
"Essentially,
Covenant
is about young, wet, 'CW' ready underwear models running around hurling 'magical' gelatin blobs at each other while they compete for screen time with their own abs."
FilmJerk.com
Brian Orndorf
"More nonsensical than scary, THE COVENANT conjures a cautionary tale for prep school pretties."
Common Sense
Cynthia Fuchs
1/4
"The inclusion of a romantic subplot that feels as though it'd be more at home in a Harlequin novel..."
Reel Film Reviews
David Nusair
2/5
"If
Dawson's Creek
had been about warlocks, it would look like this."
eFilmCritic.com
Dawn Taylor
1/4
"None of them can act worth a lick, but all of them would be perfect for an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue."
TheMovieBoy.com
Dustin Putman
D
"Whoops! A schlocky direct-to-video thriller accidentally got released into theaters!"
EricDSnider.com
Eric D. Snider
.5/4
"It's a horror film for the MTV generation, a horror film for the audience of "Laguna Beach"..."
Cinema Crazed
Felix Vasquez Jr.
1/4
"This sophomoric supernatural stinker couldn't put a convincing spell on a disabled frog.
The Covenant
has all the intriguing mysticism of a bent magic wand."
Movie Eye
Frank Ochieng
D
"A guys-for-girls version of
Charmed
. It's sad indeed when one's making movies that wouldn't even have passed muster on a network that no longer exists."
One Guy's Opinion
Frank Swietek
2/5
"I would not encourage you to waste your money on this one."
3BlackChicks Review
Kamal 'The Diva' Larsuel
2/5
"it's really nothing more than really bad dialogue spoken by some of the most beautiful kids in Hollywood who can't act their way out of a paper bag"
7M Pictures
Kevin Carr
1/4
"It fails utterly as a horror picture, although it delivers plenty of PG-13-rated flesh and unintentional laughs."
TV Guide's Movie Guide
Maitland McDonagh
"It's as if the WB took Harry Potter and turned it into
Five Hot Underwear Models Go Back to High School and Do Magic
..."
Flick Filosopher
MaryAnn Johanson
1/5
"O máximo que este
O Pacto
consegue é transformar-se, em seus instantes finais, em uma espécie de
Mortal Kombat
para imbecis. E, ainda assim, com dificuldade."
Cinema em Cena
Pablo Villaca
1/4
"The latest from a generation of filmmakers whose influence stems primarily from WB sitcom aesthetics and PlayStation videogame storylines,
The Covenant
falls into theaters like a fashion magazine adapted to the screen."
Slant Magazine
Rob Humanick
2/10
"This supernatural story doesn't muster much horror, much less tap into the thriller aspect."
Modamag.com
Susan Granger
0.5/4
"Rejoice: it's a little like a cross between The Lost Boys and Zapped!."
Film Freak Central
Walter Chaw
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