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Movie Overview
Cast
• Kane
• Kane
• Craig Horner
Director
• Gregory Dark
MPAA Rating
R - for strong gruesome violence and gore throughout, language, sexual content and some drug use
See No Evil (2006)

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OFCS Rating: 0% Rotten
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"The film's grungy setting promises more suspense and thrills than actually materialize on screen."  ReelTalk Movie Reviews  Betty Jo Tucker

F
"Sadly, Kane has all the cinematic presence of a shaved ape, and possesses acting skills that make Vin Diesel look like vintage 1974 Pacino."  FilmJerk.com  Brian Orndorf

2/4
"...slightly more effective than your average not-screened-for-critics genre entry..."  Reel Film Reviews  David Nusair

2/4
"Faithfully derivative of the low-grade, entertainingly bad slasher items of two decades ago."  DustinPutman.com  Dustin Putman

C
"It isn't the least bit scary -- a considerable liability for a horror film -- but it's watchable in its own rancid, special little way."  EricDSnider.com  Eric D. Snider

1/5
"It’s unoriginal with no rhyme or reason, and never takes advantage of its golden opportunity to provide us with an entertaining story."  Film Threat  Felix Vasquez Jr.

1.5/4
"...[a] generically drab and diluted horror flick. [Kane's] a hulking sadist with the stimulating moody disposition of a blunt meat hook."  Movie Eye  Frank Ochieng

F
"Save your money and just watch Smackdown instead--even it has got to be more entertaining than this swill."  One Guy's Opinion  Frank Swietek

1/10
"Click here to read review"  Kinoblog.com  Jaroslav Vishtaljuk

2/10
"Feels like an eternity, making one wish the killer would hurry up so that the end credits can roll and we could all be done with this bloody mess."  Screen It!  Jim Judy

1.5/5
"There's a glaring lack of plot, characterization, plausible dialogue and decent acting."  Boxoffice Magazine  John P. McCarthy

1/5
"full review in Greek"  Movies for the Masses  Joseph Proimakis

1/4
"First-timer Dan Madigan's screenplay has the rhythms of a particularly simplistic video game ..."  TV Guide's Movie Guide  Maitland McDonagh

0.5/3
"Gregory Dark está curtido en el porno y en Los ojos del mal sigue sus reglas, pero incluyendo otro tipo de perforaciones y subiendo el volumen de los quejidos."  Off-Off-Critica  MalaBesta

F
"Assuming there are no other credit cookies, the final image in See No Evil is a dog urinating in an eye socket. There couldn't be a better way to describe the experience of watching this film."  Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema  Mark Pfeiffer

"[A] blurry, smudged third-generation photocop[y] that can't even distinguish [itself] through attempts at pornographic excess."  Flick Filosopher  MaryAnn Johanson

.5/4
"As shallow as a toilet bowl and twice as rank as its usual contents."  Slant Magazine  Nick Schager

1.5/5
"The fact that See No Evil's serial stalker is only slightly more horrifying than, say, Sloth from The Goonies is not exactly a good thing."  Cinematical  Scott Weinberg

1/4
"blows more than the acctresses in the directors old movies"  sbs.is  Stefan Birgir Stefansson

1/10
"A loathsome, repugnant slasher/thriller"  Modamag.com  Susan Granger
OFCS Rating: 0% Rotten
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