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Movie Overview
Cast
• Will Smith
• Kevin James
• Eva Mendes
Director
• Andy Tennant
MPAA Rating
PG-13 - language and some strong sexual references
Hitch (2005)

REVIEWS
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OFCS Rating: 69% Fresh
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B
"Harmless fun for the dating crowd."  FromTheBalcony  Bill Clark

7/10
"Sure, it has its precious moments -- but Hitch has the smarts to defuse them with large doses of slapstick, wit, or outright silliness."  Freeze Dried Movies  Brian Juergens

C
"It's just too bad that Smith wanted to play it so safe and so easy when Hitch could've benefited from a stronger vision and much bigger laughs."  FilmJerk.com  Brian Orndorf

2/5
"the makers of Hitch – a film that overstays its welcome by a good half-hour – seem to be the only filmmakers in Hollywood to not know how to put together a fast happy ending"  Filmcritic.com  Chris Barsanti

"Having conquered Independence Day, Will Smith has set his sights on Valentine's Day."  PopMatters  Cynthia Fuchs

3/5
"Sometimes cotton candy tastes really yummy, pop songs are fun for the ears, and movies like Hitch can make for a breezy good time."  eFilmCritic.com  David Cornelius

2.5/4
"Reminds us, sweetly, charmingly, and humorously, what Will Smith used to be like before he became an overnight action sensation."  Movie Boeuf  David N. Butterworth

2/4
"Screenwriter Kevin Bisch emphasizes tired jokes and stock situations over anything resembling reality, something that's exacerbated by a seriously overlong running time."  Reel Film Reviews  David Nusair

2.5/4
"Too many false endings and time issues aside, Hitch is difficult to discount when it handles the rom-com formula better than most of its insufferably dumbed-down ilk."  TheMovieBoy.com  Dustin Putman

B-
"Kevin James is the film's greatest asset by far."  EricDSnider.com  Eric D. Snider

B
"Will Smith is a remarkable talent, his reactive comic timing a thing of beauty."  Film Blather  Eugene Novikov

2.5/4
"Although somewhat predictable, labored and gimmicky, Tennant’s narrative is given a boisterous boost by its charismatic leading rogue in Will Smith."  Movie Eye  Frank Ochieng

C
"Like a big box of Valentine's chocolates that turn out to be a mite stale when you bite into them."  One Guy's Opinion  Frank Swietek

2/5
"Hitch doesn't impress with its sophomoric observations on sexual politics."  Spirituality and Practice  Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat

3/4
"Even though a little less Hitch might have been a better thing, the Fresh Prince keeps the proceedings from becoming too stale."  ReelViews  James Berardinelli

3/5
"Will Smith's charisma helps make this sweet, slight romantic comedy about a modern Cupid a light and disposable pleasure."  Netflix  James Rocchi

2.5/4
"Smith charms his way through piled-on platitudes and social faux-pas’ with his groove intact."  Palo Alto Weekly  Jeanne Aufmuth

8/10
"Works as a capsule -- a snapshot -- of what American metropolitan dating has become: a game of social defense."  Window to the Movies  Jeffrey Chen

"When Hitch isn’t being silly it’s actually quite smart. The film has a lot to say about the condition of the human heart..."  Light Views  John Larsen

3/5
"full review in Greek"  Movies for the Masses  Joseph Proimakis

4.5/5
"Will Smith may be on the poster, and he may be the catalyst, but Kevin James is the star and heart and soul of this movie."  Cinerina  Karina Montgomery

3.5/5
"Hitch will make a great date movie."  7M Pictures  Kevin Carr

2.5/4
"For a fairly typical romantic comedy, Hitch is a mildly entertaining diversion that ultimately becomes engulfed in its formulaic trappings."  Mark Reviews Movies  Mark Dujsik

"[Writer] Bisch... has a fairly dim view of humanity... as easily manipulated automatons..."  Flick Filosopher  MaryAnn Johanson

3/4
"To play off of the Heavy D/Aaron Hall classic, now that Smith has found a love story, what is Hollywood gonna do with him? I look forward to finding out."  Mr. Brown's Movies  Michael Dequina

3.5/5
"Does a fine job of staying away from an overage of boredom and sentimentality while providing a good mix of laughter along the way."  Film Threat  Michael Ferraro

2.5/5
"Agreeable if not exactly good."  Goatdog's Movies  Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

2.5/4
"Hitch falls into that weird gray area of movies I sort of liked, but sort of didn’t."  Aisle Seat  Mike McGranaghan

B
"A pleasant date movie with several laughs and a couple of smiles. "  Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies  Nell Minow

2/4
"By the time Smith offers up his unnecessary race-against-the-clock mea culpa, Hitch’s cupid’s arrow has already veered way off course."  Slant Magazine  Nick Schager

2/5
"Se esta comédia oferece algumas boas gargalhadas, todas se devem a Kevin James."  Cinema em Cena  Pablo Villaca

3/5
"For what it is, Hitch gets the job done."  Film Threat  Pete Vonder Haar

3/5
"What this comedy lacks in cleverness or originality it more than makes up for with charm."  Shadows on the Wall  Rich Cline

B-
"Perhaps the warmest surprise of the year so far is Andy Tennant's smart, big-hearted romantic comedy"  TheFilmJournal.com (Ohio)  Rick Curnutte

B-
"A standard-issue rom-com in almost every respect, but the irresistible charm of its lead pushes it over the top."  Flipside Movie Emporium  Rob Vaux

B
"Only has one thing going for it and that's Will Smith, but that's enough."  Laramie Movie Scope  Robert Roten

B
"...several stories form a funny tapestry that is well woven by helmer Andy Tennant."  Reeling Reviews  Robin Clifford

B-
"Smith carries it off with his effortless charm and confidence, whether he's chatting up a woman, conspiring with the audience, or instructing a client, and director Andy Tennant gives it a light gloss and an easy lilt."  Seattle Post-Intelligencer  Sean Axmaker

B-
"Proves how the occasional TV actor (or two) can, indeed, make a smooth transition to motion pictures."  Charlotte Weekly  Sean O'Connell

"Looks like another love TKO."  Salon.com  Stephanie Zacharek

6/10
"A sweet, slick, streamlined yet, ultimately, forgettable ploy in the game of love"  Modamag.com  Susan Granger

2.5/4
"Knows its formula well enough to run its finger along the grooves quick and smooth."  Film Freak Central  Walter Chaw

7/10
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2.5/4
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OFCS Rating: 69% Fresh
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