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Movie Overview
Cast
Robert De Niro
Dakota Fanning
Famke Janssen
Director
John Polson
MPAA Rating
R - frightening sequences and violence
Hide and Seek (2005)
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OFCS Rating: 5% Rotten
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D
"What starts out as a promising take on a very serious issue is minced into another standard Hollywood offering."
FromTheBalcony
Bill Clark
D+
"
Seek
ends with a whimper and not a bang, but at least it finally ends; sadly, this turns out to be the highlight of the experience."
FilmJerk.com
Brian Orndorf
"Little Trauma Girl -- her already wide eyes increasingly encased in dark shadows -- now faces life in a humungous scary house."
PopMatters
Cynthia Fuchs
1/5
"As for DeNiro, I'd rather seem him do another commercial than watch him waste both his time and mine on material that Steven Seagal would reject."
eFilmCritic.com
Dan Lybarger
1/4
"One can practically imagine the blank stares and shaking heads of viewers left in disbelief here."
Cinemaphile.org
David Keyes
3/4
"Though it's not a great movie by any stretch of the imagination,
Hide and Seek
does manage to hold the viewers interest throughout..."
Reel Film Reviews
David Nusair
"... ultimately nothing more than a derivative slasher film"
Portland Tribune
Dawn Taylor
2/4
"An absorbing mystery-thriller for its first hour ... until it races off the tracks toward a dumb, albeit predictable, twist ending."
TheMovieBoy.com
Dustin Putman
.5/4
"An elaborate equation consisting entirely of bad horror tropes and trashy psychological symbolism."
Slant Magazine
Ed Gonzalez
C
"An ordinary, mildly suspenseful, eventually preposterous thriller that warrants no more attention or thought than the time it takes to watch it, if that."
EricDSnider.com
Eric D. Snider
C
"The movie turns out to be such an idiotic, bald-faced cheat that the skillful build-up almost makes it worse."
Film Blather
Eugene Novikov
2.5/4
"No es lo suficientemente buena para sorprendernos y, en consecuencia, nos manipula."
Doncinema.com
Flavio J. Arosemena
1.5/4
"“Come out, come out, wherever you are” sounds hauntingly inviting. Still, one should take the contrary view and remain hidden from this perfunctory peek-a-boo picture"
Movie Eye
Frank Ochieng
C
"It may be an efficient horror exercise, but not an exercise you'll much enjoy participating in."
One Guy's Opinion
Frank Swietek
1/5
"With a less than stirring performance by Robert De Niro, this one will leave seasoned psychodrama fans underwhelmed."
Spirituality and Practice
Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat
1/4
"Movies about the psychological abuse of a child can be powerful when the subject matter is handled in a serious, sensitive manner. But when it is employed as a plot device to enable a surprise revelation, it becomes offensive."
ReelViews
James Berardinelli
2.5/4
"Right up until the last 15 minutes,
Hide and Seek
is an efficient, effective thriller"
Q Network Film Desk
James Kendrick
1/4
"De Niro is slumming and he knows it."
Palo Alto Weekly
Jeanne Aufmuth
3/10
"[An] easily forgotten entry in the oh!-bet-you- didn't-see-that- coming sweepstakes."
Window to the Movies
Jeffrey Chen
5/10
"You really gotta deliver when you build things up through such an elongated set-up, and in the case of this film, it just didn't come through in the end."
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
JoBlo
2.0/4.0
"... if you want to see the next big thing in thrillers, little Dakota Fanning may be it, but the rest is pure straight-to-DVD."
MovieCrypt.com
Kevin A. Ranson
1.5/5
"
Hide and Seek
is a stellar example of the fact that the best acting in the universe cannot help a poor script - or poor direction."
7M Pictures
Kevin Carr
2/4
"As expected, the most fun thing in the film is Dakota’s Mexican Staring Frog performance."
Montreal Film Journal
Kevin N. Laforest
D+
"...its surprise twist is more annoying than frightening."
Reeling Reviews
Laura Clifford
2/5
"Once upon a time, horror pictures like this one played urban grind houses and starred the B-movie likes of Wings Hauser. The gloss of A-list casting and slicked-up production values doesn't necessarily serve them well."
TV Guide's Movie Guide
Maitland McDonagh
2/4
"All the while, it's slowly grabbing a rubber chicken off the table behind it, getting ready to suddenly stick the tired old gag in your face right when it has your attention."
Mark Reviews Movies
Mark Dujsik
D+
"
Hide and Seek
goes off the rails when the secret is brought into the light because it feels like a cheap gimmick, and not an original one at that..."
Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema
Mark Pfeiffer
"[M]akes you wonder who has pictures of Robert De Niro doing what, and does that mean we’re gonna get one of these movies every year from now on."
Flick Filosopher
MaryAnn Johanson
0/4
"The film grows more comic as it's supposed to be scary."
Mr. Brown's Movies
Michael Dequina
B-
"A slow but steady-paced thriller"
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Nell Minow
D
"A lame showcase for DeNiro’s monotonous blankness and the hysterics of Fanning."
Lessons of Darkness
Nick Schager
2/5
"Qualquer um que queira assista a
O Amigo Oculto
duas vezes vai perceber a falta de lógica do roteiro e... Ah. Entendi. Não há este risco."
Cinema em Cena
Pablo Villaca
2/5
"Besides a nice sense of visual style, there's nothing to this creepy-child thriller."
Shadows on the Wall
Rich Cline
D+
"...wait until it is available for DVD rental and spend the money you saved to order a pizza."
Reeling Reviews
Robin Clifford
1.5/5
"This barely even qualifies as a movie. It's an easily digested piece of commercial product, not unlike a loaf of bread or those pantyhose that come in an egg."
eFilmCritic.com
Scott Weinberg
C-
"There isn't much of a story holding up the plot, just a few clever ideas that are at best slickly executed set pieces and at worst empty scares."
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Sean Axmaker
"Through its first two-thirds, at least,
Hide and Seek
does a good enough job of piquing our curiosity that the movie's ultimate dumbness is more than a minor insult."
Salon.com
Stephanie Zacharek
5/10
""Trauma causes pain" - but what about the intense psychobabble in this horror-thriller?"
Modamag.com
Susan Granger
2/4
"Extremely derivative, sure, but prior to its last half-hour, it's also sort of amusing as a genre "Where's Waldo?"."
Film Freak Central
Walter Chaw
"Click here to see review"
Wolf Entertainment Guide
William Wolf
5/10
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Movie Gazette
Anton Bitel
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