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(1 - 26) of 26 OFCS Rating: 0% Rotten Page   1   "It's only January, but I can't imagine any upcoming film replacing 'Alone in the Dark' as my leading candidate for Worst Movie of 2005."   ReelTalk Movie Reviews   Betty Jo Tucker F "As long as director Uwe Boll is given money to make films, we are guaranteed at least one unintentionally uproarious gut-buster a year."   FromTheBalcony   Bill Clark F "If anyone were pondering what Ed Wood would be like today if he were armed with foreign financing and computer effects, look no further than Uwe Boll."   FilmJerk.com   Brian Orndorf 1.5/4 "...asking the viewer to accept Tara Reid as a scientist is pure insanity, requiring a staggering leap of faith that I can't even begin to contemplate."   Reel Film Reviews   David Nusair 3/10 "better than expected, but, considering the reputation of its author, this isn't much of an achievement"   Draxblog Movie Reviews   Dragan Antulov .5/4 "This is jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, 'I-can't- believe-someone- made-this-crap' badness we're dealing with."   TheMovieBoy.com   Dustin Putman F "For as busy as this movie is, you'd think it would have more going on. Instead, it's just a big, chewy wad of badness."   EricDSnider.com   Eric D. Snider 1/4 "Woefully murky and meaningless...The world’s most durable and heavy duty flashlight couldn’t bring an ounce of brightness to the underwhelming Alone in the Dark"   Movie Eye   Frank Ochieng F "Terrible beyond belief, like the worst 1940s serial ever made. As for Slater and Dorff...well, they've been in worse movies--wait a minute, no they haven't."   One Guy's Opinion   Frank Swietek "Remember to get your bets in early as the Razzie winner for 2005."   Sci-Fi Movie Page   James O'Ehley "If you want to be alone while watching Alone In The Dark, there's good news and bad news. The good news is you will get your wish."   Light Views   John Larsen "This is pretty close to one of the worse movies that I've ever seen and having to recap it is making my brain bleed.."   3BlackChicks Review   Kamal 'The Diva' Larsuel 0/4 "If someone recommends you see Alone in the Dark, assume that person hates you or at least dislikes you."   Mark Reviews Movies   Mark Dujsik F "Boll’s vague X-Files rip-off isn’t scary or exciting, but inadvertently he’s made a movie funnier than a lot of the purported comedies Hollywood cranks out."   Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema   Mark Pfeiffer 1/4 "No subtext, no moral, no cultural observation, no substance; if it had calories, they would be empty"   Movie Habit   Marty Mapes "[A]n instant classic of cheeseball cinema, an orgy of overblown dialogue and hammy overacting, 90-some-odd minutes of cheap-looking, jaw-dropping incoherence..."   Flick Filosopher   MaryAnn Johanson 0/4 "Has just about everything a snarky bad movie lover could want--that is, except a guy and two robots sitting in the bottom right hand corner."   Mr. Brown's Movies   Michael Dequina 0.5/4 "The film looks like it was made for $1.05 with its murky cinematography, sloppy special effects, and cheap sets."   Aisle Seat   Mike McGranaghan D "Reid delivers her lines as though she is calling for another round of Mai Tais for the house."   Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies   Nell Minow .5/4 "Saying Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark is better than his 2003 American debut House of the Dead is akin to praising syphilis for not being HIV."   Slant Magazine   Nick Schager F "It's tepid cinema, truncated, abbreviated...The worst film of the year. "   TheFilmJournal.com (Ohio)   Rick Curnutte F "The three stars have seen better days, but I'd like to think they could still do something classier and more dignified than this. Like gay porn."   Flipside Movie Emporium   Rob Vaux 1/5 "Somewhere, Ed Wood is resting pretty comfortably right now."   eFilmCritic.com   Scott Weinberg 1/10 "Chances are, you'll probably find yourself alone in the theater too."   Modamag.com   Susan Granger .5/4 "A laugh-out-loud turkey."   Reel.com   Timothy Knight 0/4 "On the short list of Worst Movies Ever Made."   Film Freak Central   Walter Chaw  (1 - 26) of 26 OFCS Rating: 0% Rotten Page   1