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(1 - 34) of 34 OFCS Rating: 6% Rotten Page   1   D- "An effective ad campaign for a colossal mess."   FromTheBalcony   Bill Clark D "A listless, troublingly familiar thriller, the last thing White Noise will accomplish with its E.V.P. tale is convincing anybody that this phenomena is real."   FilmJerk.com   Brian Orndorf "White Noise is about watching static."   PopMatters   Cynthia Fuchs "White Noise is about watching static."   PopMatters   Cynthia Fuchs 2/5 "Scenes went unenlightened, plot points left unanswered, cheap thrills went unimproved."   eFilmCritic.com   David Cornelius 1/4 "The movie, at least, is spot on in one regard: it respects the long-running tradition of January cinema releases by being both lousy and miscalculated."   Cinemaphile.org   David Keyes 2.5/4 "Though it's not based on an Asian horror film, White Noise sure feels like one..."   Reel Film Reviews   David Nusair .5/4 "An utterly abysmal wannabe-horror film. Never even remotely frightening—the trailer is worlds above this lame finished product in terms of a visceral response."   TheMovieBoy.com   Dustin Putman C "Hearing dead people's voices through static loses its spine-chilling power after a few minutes, and unfortunately, that's about all the film has to offer."   EricDSnider.com   Eric D. Snider 1.5/4 "...a hollow horrorfest immersed in its own conjured-up clumsiness. Sax’s thin-laced thriller is about as suspenseful as an overdue library book waiting to be returned."   Movie Eye   Frank Ochieng D+ "Pretty much seems a movie about poor television reception--something you can probably get for free at home."   One Guy's Opinion   Frank Swietek 1/4 "There's no horror to speak of."   ReelViews   James Berardinelli 1.5/4 "If you want to see TV static used to better effect in a horror film, go to the video store and rent Poltergeist"   Q Network Film Desk   James Kendrick "...bad movie, one that takes almost every cue from Poltergeist."   Light Views   John Larsen 1.5/4 "'Mejor hay que esperar hasta que salga en DVD. Por lo menos los extras deben traer algo más interesante' "   Moviola   Jorge Avila Andrade 2/10 "...quickly devolves into ludicrous plotting and cheap shock effects."   All Movie Guide   Josh Ralske 2/5 "As a whole, the film doesn’t fit together. It’s actually three different types of movies ground together into hamburger and splattered on the screen."   7M Pictures   Kevin Carr D- "Michael Keaton stares at a fuzzy TV image, waiting for something to happen; we stare at Michael Keaton, waiting for the same."   FilmStew.com   Larry Carroll D+ "all the chills of a refrigerator's hum"   Reeling Reviews   Laura Clifford 2/5 "[An] atmospheric but deeply stupid thriller..."   TV Guide's Movie Guide   Maitland McDonagh "‘I see dead people... if I jiggle the antenna a little, that is,’ no one says here, but they might as well."   Flick Filosopher   MaryAnn Johanson 1/4 "Pleases just about no one, neither the viewers looking for a thoughtful supernatural enterprise nor those out for a good scare."   Mr. Brown's Movies   Michael Dequina 1/4 "How pathetic is it that the coming attractions trailer is about a hundred times more eerie than the movie itself?"   Aisle Seat   Mike McGranaghan C "A barkingly dumb would-be thriller"   Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies   Nell Minow 1.5/4 "White Noise’s scares mostly wind up lost in transmission."   Slant Magazine   Nick Schager 2/5 "Jamais gasta um minuto que seja para estabelecer melhor as motivações dos personagens."   Cinema em Cena   Pablo Villaca 2/5 "Isn’t very effective as a thriller."   Film Threat   Pete Vonder Haar 2/5 "Is the movie scary? Only if this is your first scary movie."   eFilmCritic.com   Rob Gonsalves D+ "An interesting idea pulled apart by the expediencies of a grimly formulaic plot."   Flipside Movie Emporium   Rob Vaux 2/5 "Keaton's performance aside, White Noise is astonishingly drab, aimlessly meandering, and entirely beholden to earlier cinematic successes."   eFilmCritic.com   Scott Weinberg "Even if its dorky climax throws you out of the mood again, there are staticky bits of White Noise that still manage to cling."   Salon.com   Stephanie Zacharek 2/10 "Egad! Is it too early to start assembling my Worst Pictures of 2005 list?"   www.susangranger.com   Susan Granger 2/10 "Egad! Is it too early to start assembling my Worst Pictures of 2005 list? "   Modamag.com   Susan Granger 1.5/4 "A muddled bore of a supernatural thriller that mostly relies on cheap scares to keep you awake."   Reel.com   Timothy Knight  (1 - 34) of 34 OFCS Rating: 6% Rotten Page   1