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Movie Overview
Cast
• Lindsay Lohan
• Adam Garcia
• Alison Pill
Director
• Sara Sugarman
MPAA Rating
PG - mild thematic elements and brief language
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004)

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OFCS Rating: 10% Rotten
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1/4
"Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die: it's fun to be a Disney starlet"  Film Freak Central  Bill Chambers

48/100
"Bland, warmed over genre cliches masquerading as a movie."  Cinemania  Dan Jardine

D-
"If you’re smart, you’ll skip “Concessions of an Teenage Drama Queen” and buy $10 of stock in Comcast instead."  EDGE Boston  David Foucher

1.5/4
"...unapologetically geared towards the tween crowd, all other audiences be damned."  Reel Film Reviews  David Nusair

2/4
"Akin to a feather--weightless."  DustinPutman.com  Dustin Putman

1.5/4
"I was not prepared for the moment when The Tween Who Cried Wolf became The Lindsay Lohan Movie."  Slant Magazine  Ed Gonzalez

D
"Even at less than an hour and a half, it still feels absurdly padded."  EricDSnider.com  Eric D. Snider

D+
"A juvenile 'I Love Lucy' episode...that's more irritating than charming."  One Guy's Opinion  Frank Swietek

3/5
"Lindsay Lohan pulls out all the stops in her performance as a talented teenager whose unbridled enthusiasm sets her apart from her peers."  Spirituality and Practice  Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat

3/10
"What teenage girl would enjoy watching this? I'm glad Disney addresses this oft-ignored demographic, but if these girls are pandered to so obviously, won't they feel insulted?"  Window to the Movies  Jeffrey Chen

4/10
"...a perfectly bland, homogenized, milquetoast piece of inconsequential would-be comedy fluff."  DVDTown.com  John J. Puccio

D
"..shrill, numbing and painful to sit through. Maybe this movie will find an audience in children young enough to be entertained by bright colors."  Reeling Reviews  Laura Clifford

B-
"Parents may be more willing to put up with the movie's logical loopholes than its casual treatment of behavior they would not want their children to imitate. "  Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies  Nell Minow

C-
"Mind-numbingly juvenile."  Lessons of Darkness  Nick Schager

2/5
"An energetic cast and random lines of snappy dialog almost elevate this insipid comedy into something entertaining. But not quite."  Shadows on the Wall  Rich Cline

C
"The film's essential soullessness bangs back against its cheer, reminding us of the wrinkled businessmen's hands reaching for our dollars from behind the sunny smiles."  Flipside Movie Emporium  Rob Vaux

D-
"["Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" should appeal to very young teenage girls or people who are easily amused watching shiny things."  Reeling Reviews  Robin Clifford

D+
Read review  FilmJerk.com  Brian Orndorf

4/10
Read review  Modamag.com  Susan Granger

4/10
Read review  www.susangranger.com  Susan Granger

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OFCS Rating: 10% Rotten
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