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Movie Overview
Cast
Lindsay Lohan
Adam Garcia
Alison Pill
Director
Sara Sugarman
MPAA Rating
PG - mild thematic elements and brief language
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004)
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1/4
"Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die: it's fun to be a Disney starlet"
Film Freak Central
Bill Chambers
48/100
"Bland, warmed over genre cliches masquerading as a movie."
Cinemania
Dan Jardine
D-
"If you’re smart, you’ll skip “Concessions of an Teenage Drama Queen” and buy $10 of stock in Comcast instead."
EDGE Boston
David Foucher
1.5/4
"...unapologetically geared towards the tween crowd, all other audiences be damned."
Reel Film Reviews
David Nusair
2/4
"Akin to a feather--weightless."
DustinPutman.com
Dustin Putman
1.5/4
"I was not prepared for the moment when
The Tween Who Cried Wolf
became
The Lindsay Lohan Movie
."
Slant Magazine
Ed Gonzalez
D
"Even at less than an hour and a half, it still feels absurdly padded."
EricDSnider.com
Eric D. Snider
D+
"A juvenile 'I Love Lucy' episode...that's more irritating than charming."
One Guy's Opinion
Frank Swietek
3/5
"Lindsay Lohan pulls out all the stops in her performance as a talented teenager whose unbridled enthusiasm sets her apart from her peers."
Spirituality and Practice
Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat
3/10
"What teenage girl would enjoy watching this? I'm glad Disney addresses this oft-ignored demographic, but if these girls are pandered to so obviously, won't they feel insulted?"
Window to the Movies
Jeffrey Chen
4/10
"...a perfectly bland, homogenized, milquetoast piece of inconsequential would-be comedy fluff."
DVDTown.com
John J. Puccio
D
"..shrill, numbing and painful to sit through. Maybe this movie will find an audience in children young enough to be entertained by bright colors."
Reeling Reviews
Laura Clifford
B-
"Parents may be more willing to put up with the movie's logical loopholes than its casual treatment of behavior they would not want their children to imitate. "
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Nell Minow
C-
"Mind-numbingly juvenile."
Lessons of Darkness
Nick Schager
2/5
"An energetic cast and random lines of snappy dialog almost elevate this insipid comedy into something entertaining. But not quite."
Shadows on the Wall
Rich Cline
C
"The film's essential soullessness bangs back against its cheer, reminding us of the wrinkled businessmen's hands reaching for our dollars from behind the sunny smiles."
Flipside Movie Emporium
Rob Vaux
D-
"["Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" should appeal to very young teenage girls or people who are easily amused watching shiny things."
Reeling Reviews
Robin Clifford
D+
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FilmJerk.com
Brian Orndorf
4/10
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Modamag.com
Susan Granger
4/10
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