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Movie Overview
Cast
Bonnie Hunt
Steve Martin
Tom Welling
Director
Shawn Levy
MPAA Rating
PG - language and some thematic elements
Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)
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OFCS Rating: 24% Rotten
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"I applaud the emphasis 'Cheaper by the Dozen' places on listening to your children -- no matter how busy you are with your personal goals."
ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Betty Jo Tucker
A-
"Steve Martin plays by the numbers in “Cheaper by the Dozen”… but it’s a funny family flick nevertheless."
EDGE Boston
David Foucher
2/4
"It's an awfully sad day when Ashton Kutcher is the best thing about a movie."
Reel Film Reviews
David Nusair
.5/4
"Syrupy, dumb, and desperately unfunny...
Cheaper by the Dozen
is the worst family film of the year, a sub-sitcom-level failure as abhorrent as it is half-baked."
TheMovieBoy.com
Dustin Putman
1.5/4
"Kid-friendly, market-researched drivel, from the rudimentary conflicts to the pinup adolescent cast."
City Pages, Minneapolis/St. Paul
Ed Gonzalez
B+
"It's rare to see a film that is not just squeaky-clean in content, but in its very philosophy. The fact that it's also a funny, warm, entertaining film is almost just icing."
EricDSnider.com
Eric D. Snider
2/4
"If end-credit outtakes are any barometer to your chuckle output, then here is perhaps the most laughless gag reel since I dry-heaved on Bringing Down the House. "
eFilmCritic.com
Erik Childress
B-
"I am hard-pressed to come up with a reason why anyone should make a special trip to see this frivolous, formulaic comedy, but I also cannot in good conscience condemn it."
Film Blather
Eugene Novikov
2/4
"Another disposable and quick-witted vehicle aimed at securing the generic feel good vibes for those begging for conveyor belt family fare that’s syrupy and indistinguishable."
Movie Eye
Frank Ochieng
D-
"Gets lousier by the minute...likely to satisfy only those who thrive on the most insipid network fare."
One Guy's Opinion
Frank Swietek
4/10
"...the film is about children who are so selfish they ensure their parents are as unhappy as the audience."
DVDTown.com
John J. Puccio
C
"This remake is perfect holiday fare for all those families who can’t get enough of According to Jim, My Wife & Kids and Yes, Dear."
FilmStew.com
Larry Carroll
"[F]limsy and obvious domestic comedy..."
Flick Filosopher
MaryAnn Johanson
3/3
"Not a brilliant comedy, but sturdy and reliable, with plenty of laughs."
Aisle Seat
Mike McGranaghan
C-
"The script is slack and lazy, incapable of a satisfying resolution for even the most reliable family-movie plot devices like a mean bully or over-protective neighbors. "
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Nell Minow
1.5/4
"The only thing more outdated than
Cheaper by the Dozen
’s soundtrack is its hokey life lessons concerning the importance of family over career."
Slant Magazine
Nick Schager
"'Cheaper by the Dozen' is not only one of the worst films of the year, it is also a perfect example of why so many foreign countries hate America so much."
Critic Doctor
Peter Sobczynski
2.5/5
"While the film does keep adults and kids relatively entertained, it also drifts into both lame slapstick and sappy sentimentality."
Shadows on the Wall
Rich Cline
C
"Good comedy is derived from the characters, but this film doesn't establish its characters well enough to be effective on that level."
Laramie Movie Scope
Robert Roten
C-
"An overstuffed, undernourished
Brady Bunch
episode, only not as funny."
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Sean Axmaker
2/5
"surprisingly unpleasant"
Filmcritic.com
Sean O'Connell
B+
"Life in the Baker house is as chaotic as life in the original 1950
Cheaper
Gilbreth house was well-ordered and organized. I think I like the in-name-only remake better."
Decent Films Guide
Steven D. Greydanus
0.5/4
"Another one of those movies where everything the evil characters say is absolutely true."
Film Freak Central
Walter Chaw
D-
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FilmJerk.com
Brian Orndorf
4/10
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