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Movie Overview
Cast
• Martin Lawrence
• Will Smith
• Jordi Molla
Director
• Michael Bay
MPAA Rating
R - strong violence and action, pervasive language, sexuality, and drug content
Bad Boys II (2003)

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OFCS Rating: 11% Rotten
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3/10
"Full of misfiring humour, inappropriately sadistic violence, and paddle-pool shallowness."  Movie Gazette  Anton Bitel

3/5
"a strange and semi-disturbing post-9/11 paramilitary fantasy"  Filmcritic.com  Chris Barsanti

1.5/4
"The laughs die down as bullets rip through people's necks."  Kansas City Star  Dan Lybarger

2/4
"...an occasionally entertaining but ultimately overlong and bloated summer action movie."  Reel Film Reviews  David Nusair

1/4
"Every last bone in its body is hateful, offensive, and sickening."  TheMovieBoy.com  Dustin Putman

0/4
"Michael Bay’s latest jingoistic fetish film, Bad Boys II, could be the most vile creation to come out of Hollywood since Patch Adams."  Slant Magazine  Ed Gonzalez

D-
"An utterly crass, clueless exercise in noise just for noise's sake."  EricDSnider.com  Eric D. Snider

0/4
"Seeing Bad Boys II at the critic's screening was like being in the audience watching Springtime for Hitler on opening night; a torrential downpour of horrific detestation, then laughter so thick at how insanely preposterous it all gets."  eFilmCritic.com  Erik Childress

C
"For the most part, it's 'close-up, close-up, explosion, bullet, crash, crash, close-up.'"  Film Blather  Eugene Novikov

1.5/4
"...yet another brainless and boisterous formula that’s sure to make one’s hair curl on their arms. Bad Boys II is a vacuous vehicle that struts its stuff without any convincing ounce of concrete involvement whatsoever."  Movie Eye  Frank Ochieng

D-
"'Bad Boys II,' which is nothing more than tired formula, pure and simple, feels longer than 'Pearl Harbor.' And it's got a lot more explosions and violence than that World War II picture, too."  One Guy's Opinion  Frank Swietek

0.5/4
"Bad Boys II isn't just bad -- it's a catastrophic violation of every aspect of cinema that I as a film critic hold dear."  ReelViews  James Berardinelli

1.5/4
"The action is so consistently incoherent and mind-numbing that it wears you down to a pulp before the halfway mark."  Q Network Film Desk  James Kendrick

1/5
"Film's bombastic bad-boy Michael Bay mixes idiocy and pretension in a grotesque wreck of epic proportions."  Netflix  James Rocchi

3/10
"The movie is one big raging pile of macho steam-blowing. Maybe the participants got something out of their systems, but the result just feels like hot air."  Window to the Movies  Jeffrey Chen

34/100
"Even though I occasionally admired the film's hallucinogenic grandeur and bold scope, the majority of Bad Boys II feels like a bad trip."  MovieMartyr.com  Jeremy Heilman

6/10
"... just enough escapism laughs and action to recommend to anyone who isn't drooling for Seabiscuit just yet."  JoBlo's Movie Emporium  JoBlo

2/5
"The Boys aren't what's bad - it's the movie."  3BlackChicks Review  Kamal 'The Diva' Larsuel

3/4
"With apologies to Joe Carnahan, THIS is the movie that should be called 'Blood, Guts, Bullets and Octane'!"  Montreal Film Journal  Kevin N. Laforest

1/5
"Longer, louder, stupider and more vulgar than 1995's Bad Boys."  TV Guide's Movie Guide  Maitland McDonagh

1.5/4
"It's big, loud, about half-an-hour to an hour overlong, and devoid of the things that make big, loud action flicks entertaining."  Mark Reviews Movies  Mark Dujsik

"He’s angry and he’s scared, this beastly filmic inner child of Bay’s, this Id with a camera and a bloated Hollywood budget, and it’s coming to a head if Bad Boys II is any indication."  Flick Filosopher  MaryAnn Johanson

3/4
"Bad Boys II plays like one huge "f**k you" to [Bay's] critics by giving them all that they expect from him to the nth degree."  Mr. Brown's Movies  Michael Dequina

0.5/4
"If there are movie theaters in Hell, Bad Boys II is certain to be a perpetual feature."  Aisle Seat  Mike McGranaghan

C
"The old-fashioned real-deal movie star charm of Will Smith can occasionally be glimpsed somewhere inside this cacaphony of car chases, shoot-em-ups, and explosions."  Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies  Nell Minow

2/5
"Bad Boys 2 não é apenas uma comédia policial excessivamente longa e nada engraçada; é, também, um filme que deixa evidente a terrível falta de caráter, humanidade e bom senso de seus realizadores."  Cinema em Cena  Pablo Villaca

"This is a film that is so bad that it forces me to consider whether I might have been a bit hasty when I recently claimed that "Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle" was one of the worst things ever produced by man."  Critic Doctor  Peter Sobczynski

2/5
"There's basically nothing to it at all, which is kind of clever since the film is two-and-a-half hours long (it feels like five episodes of a TV series)."  Shadows on the Wall  Rich Cline

"Despite its Hollywood trappings, Bad Boys 2 remains perhaps the summer's most refreshing action picture."  TheFilmJournal.com (Ohio)  Rick Curnutte

1/5
"Hollywood psychopathology writ large."  eFilmCritic.com  Rob Gonsalves

C+
"The fanboys are bound to enjoy it, though, with its action, action, action, bits of gruesomeness and sometime bawdy humor."  Reeling Reviews  Robin Clifford

1/5
"What's most enlightening about Bad Boys 2 is this: you'll never see a better example of filmmakers' contempt for their audience."  eFilmCritic.com  Scott Weinberg

0.5/4
"A reptilian collage of seething that stands as possibly the most misanthropic, nihilistic, exploitative, hopeless film ever released as a mainstream blockbuster."  Film Freak Central  Walter Chaw

4/10
Read review  Modamag.com  Brian Orndorf

1.5/4
Read review  Big Picture Big Sound  Joe Lozito

2/10
Read review  www.susangranger.com  Susan Granger

Read review  PopMatters  Cynthia Fuchs

Read review  BlackFilm.com  Wilson Morales
OFCS Rating: 11% Rotten
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