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(1 - 11) of 11 OFCS Rating: 0% Rotten Page   1   "Even Pinocchio himself would pan this flick."   ReelTalk Movie Reviews   Betty Jo Tucker 1.5/4 "The film's stagecrafts are intimate and therefore bolder than the otherwise calculated artifice that defines and overwhelms the film's production design."   Slant Magazine   Ed Gonzalez D+ "Seriously, rent the Disney version."   Film Blather   Eugene Novikov 1.5/4 "This overproduced piece of dreck is shockingly bad and absolutely unnecessary. Hmmm…might I suggest that the wayward wooden one end it all by stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener?"   TheWorldJournal.com   Frank Ochieng F "Benigni's folly...In every sense of the word, the picture is just frightful; it will either terrify children or bore them to tears, and adults will be rightly appalled by it."   One Guy's Opinion   Frank Swietek 0/10 "Best described as slipshod, annoying and quite simply, shockingly bad."   Screen It!   Jim Judy 3/10 "Better this log-headed Pinocchio had been burned at the stake."   DVDTown.com   John J. Puccio "Absolutely (and unintentionally) terrifying."   Flick Filosopher   MaryAnn Johanson 2/5 "Adults will certainly want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio. As for children, they won't enjoy the movie at all."   Filmcritic.com   Pete Croatto "Every good actor needs to do his or her own Hamlet. For Benigni it wasn't Shakespeare whom he wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio. It might as well have been Problem Child IV."   Movie Views   Ryan Cracknell 1/10 "It's a frightful vanity film that, no doubt, pays off what debt Miramax felt they owed to Benigni."   www.susangranger.com   Susan Granger  (1 - 11) of 11 OFCS Rating: 0% Rotten Page   1