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(1 - 25) of 25 OFCS Rating: 0% Rotten Page   1   5/10 "This is a forgettable picture, with the sad fact that with a little more effort and a veteran’s hand, this film could’ve easily been a more compelling distraction."   Modamag.com   Brian Orndorf "Slow in a strange way -- without energy, without imagination, without urgency."   PopMatters   Cynthia Fuchs .5/4 "Horrendously amateurish filmmaking that is plainly dull and visually ugly when it isn't incomprehensible."   TheMovieBoy.com   Dustin Putman D- "Even by dumb action-movie standards, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is a dumb action movie."   EricDSnider.com   Eric D. Snider 1.5/4 "Kaosayananda’s approach to this thunderous and over-indulgent stylish stinker is quite simplistic: load up on excessive explosions that’s meant to give a personality to a straining and exceedingly moronic martial arts motion picture."   TheWorldJournal.com   Frank Ochieng D- "A shambles of a movie--visually unattractive, unbearably loud and utterly silly...its hilarity is completely unintentional."   One Guy's Opinion   Frank Swietek 2/4 "This grim, joyless motion picture is anything but fun. It's a chore to sit through, with all the blazing, noisy pyrotechnics proving unable to lighten the mood."   ReelViews   James Berardinelli 2/5 "Spy-vs.-spy action flick with Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu never comes together."   Netflix   James Rocchi 4/10 "By the time the show ended I was laughing pretty hard just thinking about how the movie made no sense while it was trying to be so serious."   Window to the Movies   Jeffrey Chen 1/10 "The film is bad on just about every level."   Screen It!   Jim Judy 3/10 "Gives new meaning to the word incoherent and provides as much excitement as my big ass."   JoBlo's Movie Emporium   JoBlo 3/10 "You'll have to be a cryptologist to figure out who's working for whom, and you'll have to boast the patience of Job to care."   DVDTown.com   John J. Puccio 3/10 "One of the worst action films of the year."   Planet Sick-Boy   Jon Popick 2/5 "This movie is bad enough to make you want to go ballistic on Hollywood."   3BlackChicks Review   Kamal 'The Diva' Larsuel 0/5 "If only Maxwell Smart had been here to foil KAOS yet again - avoid at all costs"   Cinerina   Karina Montgomery 1.5/4 "At every opportunity to do something clever, the film goes right over the edge and kills every sense of believability... all you have left is a no-surprise series of explosions and violence while Banderas looks like he's not trying to laugh at how bad it"   MovieCrypt.com   Kevin A. Ranson 1.5/4 "For all the sundered families, bereaved mothers and mourning spouses, there's not a shred of genuine feeling in the entire film."   TV Guide's Movie Guide   Maitland McDonagh 1/4 "The title - insipid as it is - is more interesting than anything that actually appears on screen."   Aisle Seat   Mike McGranaghan 2/5 "More video game than movie, though video games have more interesting characters."   Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies   Nell Minow F "You'll have more fun setting fire to yourself in the parking lot. You'll be more entertained getting hit by a bus."   Flipside Movie Emporium   Rob Vaux D "One of the worst films of 2002."   Laramie Movie Scope   Robert Roten C "The story would qualify as your basic spy opera... if there was any feeling to it, but the film has no more engagement than a big-screen video game"   Seattle Post-Intelligencer   Sean Axmaker 1/5 "Pay good money to see Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever and you have nobody but yourself to blame."   Filmcritic.com   Sean O'Connell 1/10 "It's dreadful!"   www.susangranger.com   Susan Granger 0/4 "It hopes to obscure its awfulness with its volume and, failing that, it hopes to dress up its stupidity with backlit shots of a woman communing with a captive manatee."   Film Freak Central   Walter Chaw  (1 - 25) of 25 OFCS Rating: 0% Rotten Page   1