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Movie Overview
Cast
• Will Arnett
• Penélope Cruz
• Bill Nighy
Director
• Hoyt Yeatman
MPAA Rating
PG - for some mild action and rude humor.
Theatrical Release
Jul 24, 2009 (Wide)
G-Force (2009)

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OFCS Rating: 16% Rotten
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"Most youngsters at the screening I attended were not amused -- not even by the usually giggle-evoking flatulence scenes."  ReelTalk Movie Reviews  Betty Jo Tucker

2/5
"just tries too hard, and it shows"  Filmcritic.com  Bill Gibron

C
"It's super-intelligent guinea pigs who update their Facebook pages, know how to hack computers, and dodge fireballs. It hardly needs gravitas to provide a full course cinematic meal."  BrianOrndorf.com  Brian Orndorf

"G-Force's dedication to egregious stereotypes is hackneyed and indefensible: this is how racism lives on."  PopMatters  Cynthia Fuchs

2/5
"Bruckheimer and his crew should have imagined material that's suited for more than the bottom of a cage."  eFilmCritic.com  Dan Lybarger

2/5
"G-Force has a script on autopilot, assuming that any old assortment of fart jokes, cheesy one-liners, and chase scenes will be enough to appease tots."  eFilmCritic.com  David Cornelius

.5/4
"The worst Walt Disney Pictures release in a decade. To describe this chaotic, charmless, pop culture-centric product as completely and utterly excruciating is almost too kind a criticism."  DustinPutman.com  Dustin Putman

C+
"A harmless and good-natured family flick that unfortunately relies so much on its central conceit that it forgets to do anything else."  Cinematical  Eric D. Snider

C-
"The first 3-D movie from Jerry Bruckheimer, the last producer you'd think of whose pictures needed to be more in-your-face."  One Guy's Opinion  Frank Swietek

2/4
"It's the template for either a video game or a Disney theme park ride, or perhaps both."  ReelViews  James Berardinelli

"Parental Content Review"  Screen It!  Jim Judy

1/5
"click for full review"  Movies for the Masses  Joseph Proimakis

4/5
"G-Force is everything I wished a Disney film could have been in the 1970s. What's so wrong about getting all giddy about it as a kid in my 30s?"  7M Pictures  Kevin Carr

"The CGI guinea pigs are startlingly realistic-looking... which will charm kids, and the whiz-bang nonsense they get up to... is exactly the stuff of silly, entertaining moviegoing."  Flick Filosopher  MaryAnn Johanson

2.5/4
"Adults without kids may find their minds wandering even with the brief run time and those 3-D visuals."  TheMovieReport.com  Michael Dequina

1/4
"G-Force is being shown in both 2-D and digital 3-D formats. I saw it in 2-D, and that's the preferred format because it's one less dimension for the movie to suck in."  Aisle Seat  Mike McGranaghan

C
"Top voice talent and good 3D computer graphics cannot make up for the fact that this film is utterly synthetic as well as crass, loud, and vulgar."  Beliefnet  Nell Minow

1/4
"Its prime directive is to inculcate young viewers with the gee-whiz tropes of producer Jerry Bruckheimer's teen-oriented fare."  Slant Magazine  Nick Schager

1/5
"This is a stupid, lazy, dully designed and messily executed piece of junk that will have little kids and parents alike squirming in their seats out of sheer boredom."  eFilmCritic.com  Peter Sobczynski

3.5/5
"This rollicking action romp has all of the chase scenes and car crashes you expect from a Jerry Bruckheimer movie"  Shadows on the Wall  Rich Cline

1/4
"Disney [hates you and] wants your money."  Suite101.com  Rob Humanick

C+
" It is suitable for kids, and parents won't have to suffer much if they accompany the kids."  Laramie Movie Scope  Robert Roten

2/4
"There's nothing wrong with G-Force that John Lasseter couldn't fix."  Christianity Today  Steven D. Greydanus

5/10
"Flashy - with a high-octane frenetic - aimed at a small-fry audience."  SSG Syndicate  Susan Granger

4/10
"Not even remotely as bad as it could have been. Because, let's call a spade a spade: "sentient guinea pig spies" could easily have been just about the worst movie ever made."  Antagony & Ecstasy  Tim Brayton
OFCS Rating: 16% Rotten
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