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(2009) |
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"Those who don't know art but who know what they like are likely to come away from "(Untitled)" thinking "Gee, I could have done that.""
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(2009) |
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"It is hard to know what is more depressing--the fact that Harlin is now reduced to making vanity projects for the WWE's film division or the fact that he can't even seem to pull something like that off anymore."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"A graceless mess that will insult the intelligence of everyone who encounters it, even those who were actually looking forward to seeing it in the first place."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"Most viewers will find themselves wishing that they had just said nein."
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(2009) |
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"Dancy and Byrne are both appealing enough performers and I can see how the two of them might click in a romantic comedy with a strong screenplay and tight direction but writer-director Max Mayer has neglected to supply them with either one."
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(2009) |
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"This is one of those films that isn't nearly as interesting as the conversations that it may inspire."
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5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"A brilliant portrait of post-adolescent angst that looks and feels like the great film that John Hughes never quite got around to making"
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(2009) |
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"Most of all, it comes as a bit of a relief to see a movie aimed at kids that doesn't come with the increasingly irritating 3-D gimmick, the distracting vocal contributions of big-name stars or elaborate backstories"
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"This is easily the single worst film that Sandra Bullock has been involved with and bear in mind, I have seen "Speed 2.""
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(2009) |
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"Not so much a film as it is the world's dullest diorama brought to semi-life."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"You most likely won't go to Hell for watching this film, though you will no doubt feel as if you are in Hell while watching it."
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(2009) |
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"Although my fondness for heavy metal music knows many bounds, I still found "Anvil" to be a charming and enormously entertaining film"
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4/5 |
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(2009) |
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"One of the more delightful and disarming movies to emerge during this summer season."
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3/5 |
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(2009) |
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"Watching this film is about as cutting-edge as buying a Clash T-shirt at Wal-Mart."
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(2009) |
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"A film as unique and impressive as its subject."
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(2009) |
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"The best thing that one can say about this is that as utterly incoherent action extravaganzas go, it is at least an hour shorter than "Transformers 2.""
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(2009) |
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" The only good thing to say about this brutal and brutally boring bit of blarney is that it is so relentlessly unpleasant and unappealing that we may never have to endure the likes of "The Boondock Saints III: Get Boondockier.""
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5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"What seems on the surface to be just another hacky sellout from a once-interesting filmmaker on the commercial skids is actually one of the most genuinely freaky and fascinating films of the year."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"After last year's "27 Dresses," 20th Century Fox has decided to once again make another bridal-themed movie aimed at female audiences who are in the mood to see a movie but have no apparent desire to see a good one."
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(2009) |
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"Weisz pretty much single-handedly keeps the entire thing afloat with her truly charming and engaging performance."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"It is proof positive that this emperor of comedy has no clothes, a fact that he seems depressingly eager to demonstrate throughout."
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2/5 |
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(2009) |
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"an utterly frustrating work that contains a few genuinely affecting moments that wind up getting lost amidst too much tired and fairly patronizing junk."
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4/5 |
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(2009) |
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"This is a pretty entertaining work for the most part despite its unevenness and for those who have never experienced an authentic Bollywood film before, it will serve as a perfectly good introduction to that style of filmmaking."
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4/5 |
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(2009) |
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" A film that has nothing more on its mind than making viewers laugh for 90 minutes before sending them back out into the streets sporting goofy grins on their faces"
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(2009) |
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"As drab, lifeless and stultifying as the fashions that Chanel was trying to liberate women from in the first place."
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(2009) |
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"I was somewhat startled to discover that it actually has a few intriguing qualities amidst the blood and guts."
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5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"A visually stunning family-oriented fantasy that will simultaneously enchant kids and creep out parents."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"The end result, sad to say, is just about as entertaining as watching someone else's home movies for two solid hours"
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2/5 |
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(2009) |
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"William Blake may have once stated "The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom" but I'm guessing that if he ever had the opportunity to see the "Crank" films, he might have had second thoughts about that."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"A sanctimonious sack of stupid that wants to do for the subject of immigration reform what "Crash" did for the subject of racism in America and tragically does just that."
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(2009) |
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"A shapeless and crudely made mess that looks and feels like what you might get from a bunch of kids screwing around with a camcorder at a family reunion (and considering the number of Wayans involved, that could actually be the case here)"
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"A leaden and ugly mess that offers all the emotional and dramatic heft of an exceptionally garish Christmas window display."
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4/5 |
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(2009) |
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""District 9" does show that Blomkamp is not without talent and could very well one day make a truly great genre film, even if he hasn't quite done so here."
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4/5 |
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(2009) |
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"A combination of silly humor, startling scares and gags (in every sense of the world) that are simultaneously so goofy and gruesome that you won't know whether to laugh or barf. Trust me, in a film of this type, that kind of comment is high praise indeed."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"The fight choreography in "Hannah Montana" is infinitely better."
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5/5 |
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(2009) |
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""Duplicity" is a blast from beginning to end and one of the snappiest films of its type to come along in a while."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"What should have been an entertaining diversion for audiences in the mood for an explosion-free evening at the movies instead turns out to be an excruciating misfire on virtually every level."
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4/5 |
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(2009) |
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"The problem with "Extract" is that while the film is at its best when it sticks to its central workplace setting, the focus begins to drift when it moves off the factory premises."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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" "Fame" is content to simply repeat the key moments from the first film without any of the grit or energy that was on display the first time around."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"While "Fanboys" has an amusing premise, it doesn't know how to properly exploit it and the result is a film that is nowhere near as funny or incisive as it should have been."
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5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"One of the oddest family-oriented movies in recent memory--perhaps the first one to have its lead character simultaneously emblazoned on Happy Meal boxes and the cover of "Film Comment" and seem perfectly home in both places"
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"Oh yeah, there are also lots and lots of car crashes--so many, in fact, that it feels at times like a big-screen version of an auto industry bailout plan."
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2/5 |
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(2009) |
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"A film that could only possibly entertain two very specific groups of people--those who want to watch Channing Tatum and those who want to watch Channing Tatum get punched in the face repeatedly"
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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" "The Final Destination" takes a franchise that was never very good to begin with and somehow fails to come within reaching distance of the abysmally lowered artistic bar set by its predecessors."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"This is a film so scuzzy and creepy in tone that you keep getting the sense that if there was any possible that it could slip a roofie into your soda while you weren't looking, it would."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"If aliens from another world ever do come to Earth and get a look at "The Fourth Kind," they may decide that any species capable of creating anything this dumb is probably too stupid to probe and conquer in the first place."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"As impossible as such a thing would seem to be, this new version of "Friday the 13th"--whether you call it a remake, a reimagining, a reboot or a continuation is a flat-out atrocity that doesn't even clear the absurdly low bar set by the lesser sequels."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"This is a stupid, lazy, dully designed and messily executed piece of junk that will have little kids and parents alike squirming in their seats out of sheer boredom."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"Watching "G.I. Joe" is like being slapped across the face with utility-grade meat for two hours and for all I know, that is exactly what screenwriters Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett did to get themselves in the proper frame of mind."
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(2009) |
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"Neveldine & Taylor certainly have no shortage of ideas but their fundamental flaw is that as filmmakers, they have no idea of how to properly execute them."
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