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5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"One of the most ruthlessly efficient and sheerly entertaining hardcore action films to come along in a long time."
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(2004) |
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"The story is, as you can tell, preposterous from the get-go..."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"If you are lucky enough to have seen the earlier classic, it is more than likely that you will find this version is something to be sneezed at after all."
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2/5 |
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(2009) |
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"By the time "Taking Woodstock" comes to an end, you may find yourself asking "Was this long, strange trip really necessary?""
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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""Taxi to the Dark Side" takes a vast and potentially confusing subject and discovers the simple truths that have been largely obscured in a mass of details, sloppy reporting and general disinterest."
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(2004) |
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"A smart, funny and visually impressive movie that may not wind up becoming an enduring classic but it is about four times better than you might expect."
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Lichtenstein has a lot of ambitious ideas for his debut film but lacks the skills to pull any of them off"
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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" Now that I have let it settle in my head for a few days, I have come to sort of embrace it after all, not despite the lunacy of its plot but because of it."
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4/5 |
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(2005) |
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"A far more intriguing and moving film than one might expect."
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"It never really quite works up the energy to be as wild and outrageous as it clearly wants to be."
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(2004) |
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"'The Terminal' is like a private jet that has had too much baggage...it looks sleek and beautiful on the outside but it is simply too loaded down to ever quite take off."
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3/4 |
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(2003) |
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"I went into the screening not exactly looking forward to the idea of a "T3" and emerged two hours later eager for a "T4"."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"That said, the real problem with "Terminator Salvation," when all is said and done, is that it never for a single moment makes a convincing argument for its own existence."
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(2003) |
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"It took The Texas Chainsaw Massacre about 15 minutes before all my anticipation was completely stripped away and replaced with utter boredom."
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4/5 |
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(2006) |
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"When it is funny, it is really funny."
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"It is so bad that it could well rival the infamous "Star Wars Holiday Special" as the single most useless piece of "Star Wars"-related entertainment ever made and at least in that legendary disaster, the animated aspect was actually not too bad."
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"The whole thing finally crashes and burns in an orgy of noisy and uninspired special effects that stands as a lunkheaded rebuke to the restraint displayed by the original film"
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3/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Watching it is sort of like being slammed over the head for 105 minutes with a mallet made of marzipan."
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"I don't want to come down too hard on "The Signal" because while I don't think that it ultimately works in the end, it is far more ambitious in both concept and execution than the majority of contemporary American horror efforts"
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The same old stuff served in an admittedly stylish manner."
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5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"A true American epic in every sense of the word -- the kind of film that people will be analyzing and admiring for as long as people will continue to do such things."
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"However, there is one element to "Things We Lost In the Fire" that does work spectacularly well and that is the central performance by Benicio Del Toro."
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(2003) |
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"'Thirteen' is the kind of film (like the even-worse 'Kids') that will be described as 'shocking' and 'a wake-up call' by critics who haven’t had any contact with actual kids since their own adolescence."
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"That's right, this is a Christmas film that actually constructs a happy ending out of the sight of a naked and oiled black man being whipped for comedic effect."
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4/5 |
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(2005) |
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"This is a well-acted and reasonably intelligent stab at the genre that scores its points by given viewers something to think about instead of simply parroting tired cliches."
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4/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Part Lewis Carroll, part Alfred Hitchcock, part Andrew Wyeth, part Terrence Malick and all Terry Gilliam, it is a unique and personal vision that, like it or not, will stick in your mind for a long time after you see it."
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2/5 |
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(2009) |
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"Yhe overall effect is akin to channel-hopping between "Slaughterhouse-Five" and "Somewhere in Time" late one night while under the effects of an extra helping of Nyquil."
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(2003) |
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"Despite a promising premise, Timeline proves to be nothing more than an utter waste of your own precious time."
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(2009) |
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"A strong and sensitive drama that is all the more surprising because it is most assuredly not the kind of thing that those familiar with Kurosawa's work might be expecting"
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(2009) |
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"By the end, "Tormented" is such a listless take on a potentially interesting idea that it feels like its own remake."
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(2004) |
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"Hopes to do for motorcycles what 'The Fast and the Furious' did for tricked-out Jettas but only winds up doing what '2 Fast 2 Furious' did for 'The Fast and the Furious'."
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"A tiresome and fairly hateful mess that wants to raise hackles but only succeeds in coming across like a Todd Solondz film sans the wit, whimsy and empathy."
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"A full-out assault on the senses that confuses bludgeoning a viewer with noisy spectacle with actually entertaining them"
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"Despite having lowered the artistic bar to Death Valley levels, director Michael Bay has somehow managed to figure out a way to slither beneath with the flexibility of the pole dancers-in-training that he prefers to hire as his female extras."
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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"And yet, while the film is admittedly crap from start to finish, I personally found it to be a pretty entertaining piece of crap regardless of its numerous flaws"
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1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"An enormously disappointing waste of time and talent that even the most forgiving of genre buffs will find almost impossible to sit through without squirming in their seats out of sheer boredom."
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5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"A smart and incisive look at contemporary relationships that avoids all the cliches that one might expect to find"
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5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"A film that will be enormously appealing to fans of British costume dramas, fans of movies about the making of movies and devotees of the likes of Peter Greenaway and Charlie Kaufman."
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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"It sounds like a potentially unpalatable mix of dumb-dumb comedy and backstage in-jokes but one of the impressive things about the film is how it takes such a theoretically dodgy concept and makes it work despite all of the potential hiccups."
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(2004) |
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"An oddly uninspiring film that is as puny in ambition as it is epic in scope."
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1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"A group of charming and talented actors are forced to portray some of the most smug, annoying and thoroughly unlikable characters ever seen in a film not made by Henry Jaglom or Ed Burns."
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"I can only hope that this precious tome has been unmercifully butchered in its trip from the page to the screen because if it actually is faithful, then what that says about the collective taste of its rabid fan base is too depressing to contemplate"
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(2004) |
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"Genuinely awful."
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5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"This is an extraordinary portrait of a complicated and contradictory man and regardless of your previously held views towards him, it is complex and thoughtful enough to force you to reconsider and reshape them as a result."
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