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"You would be better off spending 96 minutes stuck in the parking garage of the movie theater instead of in the multiplex watching it%u2013at the very least, the carbon monoxide fumes probably won't kill as many brain cells."
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"Not beneath contempt -- but definitely at the same level as contempt."
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5/5 |
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"One of the most dazzling fairy tales to hit the big screen in a long time."
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2/5 |
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4/5 |
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(2005) |
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(2009) |
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"The late, great William Castle would have loved this thing, provided that he didn't actually have to sit through it, of course."
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"There are a couple of unquestioned triumphs, a couple of unmitigated disasters and the rest fall somewhere in between the two extremes -- but it winds up being somewhat more satisfying in the end than many films of this type."
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(2003) |
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"'Party Monster' is so concerned with flash and style that it forgets to provide anything of substance to chew on and even the flash and style isn’t anything we haven’t seen before."
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5/5 |
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(1975) |
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"The Passenger has more than its share of virtues...that still retain their power after nearly 30 years."
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(2004) |
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"This is a good film, well-made, well-told and it is clearly a personal triumph for Mel Gibson."
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"This is the film that should have been called "Coma""
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(2003) |
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"A film that squanders a potentially intriguing premise and, in John Woo, a stylish director on a film that is merely content to waste them on a silly collection of clichés."
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"The only thing that works in Peaceful Warrior is the compellingly oddball performance by Nick Nolte."
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Some viewers may find its self-conscious eccentricities to be somehow charming but if you put this film in a contest against other contemporary fairy tales, it wouldn't come close to winning%u2013not even by a nose."
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5/5 |
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(2005) |
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5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"A hugely entertaining pulp thriller that delivers the goods in a stylish an effective manner that beats most other recent films of its ilk like a gong"
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1/5 |
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(2005) |
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"A film so awful and devoid of anything that could even loosely be described as entertaining that it makes me hope that Duff will move away from acting and concentrate on her musical career."
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4/5 |
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(2004) |
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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"A stoner film that actually lives up to all the buzz, both in the press and in the audience."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"A film in which nothing particularly amusing happens unless the sight of a group of well-known performers squandering their talents in exchange for presumably hefty paychecks strikes you as the apex of contemporary comedy."
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(2009) |
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"There is a great movie to be made from this particular subject--something along the lines of such cult favorites as "American Hot Wax" and "24 Hour Party People"--but alas, "Pirate Radio" is not that movie."
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3/4 |
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(2003) |
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"I enjoyed Pirates of the Caribbean enough to recommend it but there are a couple of serious flaws with it that should be addressed."
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1/4 |
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(2003) |
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"All that a piece of product like Pokemon Heroes will inspire is the urge to nap."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"To describe the film as this generation's "Wired" hardly begins to scratch the surface. This is a movie so bad that the people who actually made "Wired" can actually look down upon it without coming across as hypocritical."
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5/5 |
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(2009) |
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""Ponyo" is the kind of dazzling cinematic experience that will resonate in the hearts and minds of anyone who sees it for a long time afterwards."
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(1980) |
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"An endlessly charming and inventive film that remains one of the very best adaptations of a comic-strip character."
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(2003) |
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"Most of the film is as grim and unpleasant as...well, spending 90 minutes in an actual porn theatre."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"As edgy and thought-provoking as a Sarah Palin campaign rally, though with nowhere near the same amount of laughs."
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Imagine what "Catch-22" might have been like if it had been written by that creepy grade-school classmate of yours who was always talking about how cool it would be to stick a cherry bomb under that dead squirrel he found on the side of the road"
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(2009) |
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"They seem to be real and they are certainly spectacular--too bad that one can't say the same for the film featuring them."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"So overdone that at a certain point,it begins to resemble one of those demented and depraved melodramatic satires that John Waters used to specialize in back in the days before "Hairspray" made him respectable."
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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""Priceless" is a film that appears to have been made to answer the question "How far can a movie get along with nothing going for it but the irrepressible charm of Audrey Tautou?" The answer, it turns out, is "pretty far.""
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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" this is the kind of ridiculously routine by-the-number police procedural that is available on TV for free every week and the sight of such talented actors following in lockstep to such a familiar narrative is almost too depressing to comprehend."
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4/5 |
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(2005) |
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(2004) |
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"It is impossible to believe that such a bland film could have been made by Martha Coolidge, whose previous credits have included 'Valley Girl' and 'Real Genius'."
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(2004) |
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"The film had a goofy sense of humor, some deft casting...and, best of all, a genuinely charming, star-making performance by Anne Hathaway in the lead role."
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1/5 |
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(2005) |
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Outside of a brief clip from "Can't Hardly Wait," there is absolutely nothing in "Prom Night" that is even remotely scary."
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4/5 |
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(1995) |
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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"The film is so restrained and deadpan that it barely seems alive"
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"The experience of watching 'The Proposal" is not unlike attending a performance from a cover band specializing in the songs of Billy Joel--both offer up the prospect of two hours of mind-numbing blandness without a single original element on display."
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5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"A sumptuously designed and minutely detailed work that manages to remain compelling despite its essential familiarity while featuring top-notch contributions from everyone on both sides of the camera."
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"A more apt moniker would be Romantic Comedy for Dummies."
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(2004) |
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"Fails on any number of cinematic levels."
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"This atrocity is even worse than the 2004 version, if such a thing is possible,though I have to grudgingly admit that while it is as foul, vile and stupid as all get out, it is still somewhat better than the Dolph Lundgren version."
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