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4/5 |
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""Hairspray" is still an enormously engaging movie that is as fizzy as a soda pop and just as refreshing when consumed alongside the other multiplex behemoths."
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1/5 |
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"It was probably asking too much to hope that Zombie would come up with a film that would live up to the high standards of the original, but what he has given us is so completely worthless that it pales in comparison to "Halloween: Resurrection""
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"A repellent and incompetent monstrosity that should put to rest for good the weirdly persistent rumor that Rob Zombie has even a shred of talent as a filmmaker."
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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" While it doesn't completely succeed at its intentions, it contains enough funny moments to almost make you overlook the fact that it doesn't."
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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"There are some moments when it looks as though it is somehow going to work but then, much like its anti-hero, it comes crashing back to Earth, leaving nothing behind of note besides a giant mess."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"A film so completely stupid and hateful that you get the sense that it was financed by the Atlantic City tourism board as a way of besmirching the good name of their chief competition."
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2/5 |
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(2009) |
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"This may be the single most convoluted film that Billy Ray Cyrus has ever been featured in and bear in mind, the guy did appear in "Mulholland Drive.""
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The irony about all the soullessness on display in terms of the music and the merchandising is the film does do a good job of deploying its enormously likable central asset, Miley Cyrus."
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"The actors try and fail to look terrified at things that simply aren't that terrifying to look at, unless you are one of those people who considers "Days of Heaven" to be a relentless excursion in gut-wrenching horror."
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"One of the best films of 2008 and one of the finest films to date from a man commonly regarded as one of the world's greatest filmmakers."
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5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"Funny, enchanting, occasionally creepy and beautiful to look at, this is the kind of full-blooded fantasy filmmaking that used to emerge when filmmakers were more interested in telling stories than in selling Happy Meals."
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The results may be darker and less family-friendly than previous installments but this ambitious take comes as a welcome shot in the arm for a series that could just as easily be running on fumes at this point."
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(2004) |
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"A highly entertaining epic - arguably the best of the films to date - and one that will entrance fans of the books as well as newcomers."
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Well-meaning but deeply flawed."
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(2004) |
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"A pointless enterprise that desperately tries without success to recreate whatever it was that made the 1987 original a sensation."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"The women are so unappealing, for the most part, that this may be the first movie in a long time where many viewers will leave the theater wishing that there had been more Ben Affleck."
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5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Spiked with moments of true brilliance."
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3/5 |
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(2006) |
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"The film is a mildly interesting work that, with judicious pruning, could have been so much more."
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"An ugly, hateful and deeply unfunny bit of hackwork that not only stinks on its own but also tarnishes the reputation of a genuinely funny and inspired comedy."
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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""Hell Ride" is so bad that if I were forced to choose between seeing it again or seeing my worst nightmare version of what "Wild Hogs 2" might entail, I am fairly certain that I would select the latter without a moment's hesitation."
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1/5 |
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(2005) |
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(2004) |
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"Every scene is an orgy of elaborate visual effects but there is so little to tie them together that the reels could be shown in any order..."
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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"del Toro has made an astounding bit of eye candy but viewers going in hoping for another emotional masterpiece on the level of "Pan's Labyrinth" may come away from it slightly disappointed."
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"The only big question you may be asking yourself after watching this will probably be "What could [fill in the name of any of the talented people inexplicably involved here] have possibly been thinking when they signed on?""
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(2004) |
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"'Hero' could have been a landmark film; as is, it is nothing more than a lot of pretty pictures in the service of a storyline far too muddled for its own good"
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(2004) |
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"I don’t object to 'Hidalgo' because it may fudge facts...I object to it because they are used in the service of a story that is, frankly, quite boring."
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Instead of trying to unsettle viewers, director Dave Meyers goes for the cheapest shock effects possible."
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"You know how people will sometimes describe a bad action movie as being like watching someone else play a video game? This one is so uninvolving that watching it is more like listening to someone reading out loud from the game's instruction manual."
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(2003) |
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"'An irritating, disjointed mess that can never decide what kind of film it wants to be.'"
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(2004) |
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"It is bright and colorful and goofy and I enjoyed it a lot."
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(2003) |
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"It really is the dumbest thing that you will ever see in your life."
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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" Think of it as an expert piece cultural anthropology with a beat that you can dance to."
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1/5 |
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(2005) |
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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""Hot Rod" suggests what "Napoleon Dynamite" might have looked like under the direction of Hal Needham"
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3/5 |
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(2009) |
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"It may not completely succeed as a horror film, though I would take its deliberately funky and low-key vibe over the hard-sell nonsense of "Paranormal Activity" any day of the week."
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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"I can't actually say that I will ever sit through it again in my lifetime but I must confess that I found myself getting far more engrossed by the film than I could have possibly expected to be when I sat down to watch it"
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3/4 |
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(2003) |
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"After a summer filled with robots, explosions, car crashes, fart jokes and lazy-eyed skanks battling Demi Moore, here is a simple, unassuming film that actually dares to include the human element into the mix."
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(2003) |
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"'It contains qualities that will last once the state-of-the-art effects have become dated and silly.'"
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(2009) |
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"A film that promises to be an outrageous comedy exploring contemporary sexual mores winds up coming across as little more than this generation's "Baghead.""
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5/5 |
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(2009) |
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""The Hurt Locker" is not only one of the very best films of 2009, it is one of the very best and most exciting war movies of any kind to come along in a long time."
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