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1/5 |
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"This is a stupid, lazy, dully designed and messily executed piece of junk that will have little kids and parents alike squirming in their seats out of sheer boredom."
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1/5 |
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"Watching "G.I. Joe" is like being slapped across the face with utility-grade meat for two hours and for all I know, that is exactly what screenwriters Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett did to get themselves in the proper frame of mind."
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(2009) |
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"Neveldine & Taylor certainly have no shortage of ideas but their fundamental flaw is that as filmmakers, they have no idea of how to properly execute them."
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(2003) |
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"It is one of the most sheerly entertaining films of the season and has all the ingredients to become a major hit with audiences."
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(2004) |
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"Sitting in the screening room...I heard exactly one genuine laugh during the entire 85-minute running time. I must admit that it came from me..."
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5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"As formally dazzling, thematically resonant and darkly funny as anything that Romero has ever done before and yes, there are even plenty of satisfyingly icky moments to behold as well."
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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"However, while it may not be particularly original or inspired, it does contain the one ingredient that has been largely missing from most American comedies of late--actual laughs--and it provides enough of those to make it worth a look."
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2/5 |
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(2009) |
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"a.k.a. "The Bride Wore Blah""
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1/4 |
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(2003) |
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"I am giving Gigli one star and that is only because of Walken: if Brest were smart, when the film hits DVD, he should only release that scene and stick the rest in the deleted scenes section."
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(2009) |
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"Luchini and Zern develop a nice rapport in their scenes together that helps to keep the whole enterprise afloat and Bourgoin is enough of a looker to explain why both would become so infatuated with her."
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5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"The most fascinating and provocative work that Soderbergh has done in years."
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Each obstacle is brought up and then dealt with in such a rushed and perfunctory manner that you wonder they even bothered to introduce them in the first place."
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(2004) |
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"A soulless clone."
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(2007) |
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"Come back, "Eragon"--all is forgiven!"
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5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"A powerful look at the world of organized crime that is both completely deglamorized and utterly engrossing from start to finish."
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Ben Affleck does such a surprisingly effective job behind the cameras that someone unfamiliar with him would be hard-pressed to prove that this film marks his first time in the director's chair."
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3/5 |
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(2008) |
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"[Gibney] is never quite able to get beyond the familiar in order to give viewers a new and penetrating look at the subject of Thompson and his work."
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Amazingly, it is even worse than it looks."
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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4/4 |
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(1966) |
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"It demonstrates that a film can be exciting and funny and epic in scope while still retaining the peculiar vision of an artiste compelled to capture his obsessions with a Techniscope lens."
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(2009) |
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"A truly human and humane drama that doesn't constantly poke and prod at you in order to get an emotional reaction, this film is a small treasure that is definitely worth seeking out."
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(2009) |
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"The funniest thing about "The Goods" is that the presence of James Brolin pretty much ensures that Barbra Streisand will have to sit through it at least once."
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(2003) |
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"Once it turns into another spook story, it just becomes an endless 'Tales From the Crypt' episode, only devoid of any humor or energy."
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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" However, something must have gone terribly wrong on its journey from the page to the screen because the resulting film is perhaps the biggest and most mystifying waste of talent and subject matter since that misbegotten remake of "All The King's Men.""
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(2007) |
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"There have many films in the last year or so that have dealt with the war in Iraq, but I can't recall one that infuriated me as much as this smugly insufferable soap opera that uses the conflict as an excuse to offer up 90 minutes of muddled mawkishness"
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"It turns out that all of the idle initial speculation that surrounded "Gran Torino" was far more entertaining than the embarrassingly hackneyed and inadvertently hilarious melodrama that is the result of all that speculation."
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1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Grandma’s Boy is so bad that Sandler couldn’t even be bothered to make his usual cameo appearance this time around."
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"I can’t recommend it for gay audiences, the presumed target demographic, because they are likely to find it innocuous at best and downright insulting at worst."
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4/5 |
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(2009) |
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"A pleasant variation on a very familiar theme"
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4/5 |
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(2005) |
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4/5 |
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(2006) |
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(2004) |
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"It knows how to startle someone with a quick shock but it soon becomes apparent that it has no more tricks up its sleeve..."
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3/5 |
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(2006) |
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"All the good work done in the first three-fourths of The Guardian is undone by a messy and confused final act that offers up more endings than Clue in an effort to wrap things up."
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