 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 2.5/5 |
|
(2006) |
|
"In short, if you're looking for Banderas to get eaten by sewer alligators, better luck next time."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 3.5/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"[Cheadle] brings warmth, humor, and vulnerability to a role that could easily have been a Good Morning, Vietnam-level blunder."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 2/5 |
|
(2006) |
|
"This isn't a movie, it's an infomercial, and one with an honest-to-god Applebee's commercial that airs during the movie itself."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 1.5/5 |
|
(2003) |
|
"What plot there is takes the viewer from scene to scene in a highly annoying arbitrary fashion."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 4.5/5 |
|
(2004) |
|
"Gleefully profane, excessively violent, and refreshingly lewd."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 2/5 |
|
(2004) |
|
"There are worse movies out there than The Terminal, but few that feel quite so... unnecessary."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 2.5/5 |
|
(2006) |
|
"There are only so many ways hapless teens can get brutally slaughtered, after all"
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 1.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"It’s an almost entirely pointless exercise."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 1.5/5 |
|
(2004) |
|
"Kids of all sizes and genders are going to be disappointed."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 4/5 |
|
(2005) |
|
"Tim Burton is batting a thousand for 2005."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 3.5/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"To paraphrase Montgomery Burns: I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate...and I didn't hate Transformers."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 3.5/5 |
|
(2005) |
|
"Very deserving of attention."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 3.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"Stiller and company aren't exposing anything about the industry most of us didn't already know, he's just saying it really loudly and spraying blood everywhere while he does."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 3/5 |
|
(2004) |
|
"Worth seeing for the fight scenes, for Bana's understated Hector, for Sean Bean as the pragmatic and crafty Odysseus, and for the spectacle of the Greek army laying siege to the mightiest city of the ancient world."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 .5/5 |
|
(2006) |
|
"...a lot of torture-p0rn aficionados are going to be throwing their money away, and that's always funny."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 1.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"It would appear that in addition to robbing his brood of their need for blood, Carlisle also removed their balls."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
 |