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2.5/5 |
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"It ain't art, and it's dumber than I'd like, but I don't imagine you were expecting Kieslowski."
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1/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Mark Brown is in real danger of running out of ideas. Fortunately for him, the comedy depths of setting a movie at the Pampered Poodle or Kuts 4 Kids have yet to be plumbed. I can hardly wait."
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3/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Once you become accustomed to her material and begin to anticipate it, some of the shine comes off the act."
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"[Jigsaw] is like John Keating from Dead Poet’s Society, if Keating used hypodermic needles and hacksaws instead of Walt Whitman."
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1.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Woody Allen can still be counted on for about a movie a year, but it’s clear he doesn’t put the same amount of effort into each one."
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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"The Secret Life of Bees should have billed itself as a fairy tale, as that's the only possible way to swallow what Prince-Bythewood and Kidd are feeding us."
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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"If all this sounds similar to another sports underdog movie about a certain endangered hockey franchise, rest assured that Slap Shot's legacy is safe."
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Desperately wants to be as thrilling as ... In the Line of Fire, but it has much more in common (from a quality standpoint) with "Guarding Tess."
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2/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Tapes boasts some of the best filming seen in today’s so-called 'dramatic documentaries,' but an unrefined script and frankly unbelievable ending keep it from becoming something better."
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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"You wouldn't spend valuable real-life time hanging out with self-absorbed idiots like this, so why on Earth would you watch a TV show (or a movie) about them?"
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5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"A fascinating documentary, shining some needed light on the individuals who are called upon more and more to take fill in the gaps left by a diminished standing military."
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1/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Katzenberg and company still haven’t figured out that was makes Pixar’s features so much better isn’t just the quality of the art but the way they manage to generate actual emotion without coming across as superficial or cloying."
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Indeed, the entire movie can be seen to exist on the comic ultraviolence spectrum that began with Bugs and Elmer's arms race from The Rabbit of Seville"
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2/5 |
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(2004) |
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"The soundtrack deserves mention, mostly because its relatively high quality makes the film itself that much more irritating."
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2/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Anyone wanting to see well-crafted animated films that don't rely exclusively on making fun of pre-existing material for their jokes should stick with Pixar."
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3.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Moore's very existence provokes irrational hatred on a level I haven't seen since Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik defeated The US Express at the first WrestleMania."
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2/5 |
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(2004) |
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"As a John Sayles fan, it pains me to have to tell all of you that his latest film, Silver City, just isn’t that good."
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The Simpsons Movie is everything it has no right to be, based on the past several seasons: it's funny, it's smart, and it pokes fun at exactly the things it should ..."
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3.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Sisterhood may not be much more than a story about girlfriends growing up, and it’s not going to score any points for edginess, but it’s entertaining in a low-key, non-threatening kind of way."
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2.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"The Skeleton Key isn’t exactly dull...but it isn’t scary either."
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3.5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Occasionally threatens to collapse under the weight of its own production, but all in all it's an exhilarating experience, and raises the bar for the use of digital technology in film."
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3.5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Occasionally threatens to collapse under the weight of its own production, but all in all it's an exhilarating experience, and raises the bar for the use of digital technology in film."
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4/5 |
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(2005) |
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"...A movie based on a high school for super-powered teens may not have seemed like the savviest idea. Fortunately, Sky High isn’t bad. In fact, it’s surprisingly good."
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4.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Finally, we have a horror film that recaptures the schlocky spirit of the '80s"
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2.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Had Carnahan stuck more with the antics of his rogues' gallery and spent less time with the predictable FBI story, he'd have ended up with a work of glorious depravity."
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3/5 |
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(2006) |
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"You half expect them to wheel George Kennedy out for a cameo."
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2.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"What we're left with is a standard romantic comedy with a few decent jungle fever jokes thrown in to spice up the formula."
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2.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"[C]omplaints about Speed Racer's volume and visuals sounds like the lamentations of a bunch of grandparents pining for the days of penny candy and segregated fountains."
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4/5 |
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(2004) |
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"A great deal of fun."
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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""Don't shoot, fellas: it's the bass player from Fall Out Boy!""
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4/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Baumbach crams an impressive amount of characterization and humor into 82 minutes."
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3.5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"A highly entertaining ride."
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4/5 |
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(2009) |
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"Not Trek? The movie has gaping plotholes, a skirt-chasing Kirk, time travel, and a BS pseudo-scientific resolution to a life-threatening situation...it's totally Trek!"
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4/5 |
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(2005) |
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"It did what I thought was impossible after the previous two films: it made me a Star Wars fan again."
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3/5 |
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(2006) |
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"The movie’s strength is in the performances, however. And they’re enough to make Steel City worth a look."
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Darabont and King are more concerned with speculating how people deal with alien monsters laying siege to their town like so many Phish fans."
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3/5 |
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(2008) |
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"[T]here's a serious movie struggling to emerge from behind all the chiseled features and overwrought dialogue."
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3.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Sure, [Crick's] more a caricature than a fully fleshed out person, but he reacts to his increasingly unbelievable situation with unexpected...believability."
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1.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Street Kings feels like Lethal Weapon mashed up with The Shield, only without the former's goofy '80s vibe or the latter's relative authenticity."
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1.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"When the bar has been set as high as it has in recent years by the likes of The Wire and the aforementioned Training Day, wasting money and studio resources on a clichéd rehash like this is puzzling, to say the least."
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3.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"The resulting isolation lends an unnerving quality to the film, in which we are left to ponder what price we’d be willing to pay for immortality, and what would we refuse to sacrifice?"
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4.5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"A hilarious and often terrifying look at the effects of fast food on the human body."
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0/5 |
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(2005) |
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"...a spectacularly lousy effort even by the relatively forgiving genre rules of the sports movie."
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2.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"...Singer and company are so concerned about doing justice to Superman's past, they fail to generate much interest in what, if any, future the franchise might have."
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1/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Affleck may finally have found a use for his obnoxious personality, because Drew is amazingly annoying."
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4.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"[W]e haven't seen this much hemoglobin in a Johnny Depp film since the infamous blood geyser in A Nightmare on Elm Street."
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4/5 |
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(2005) |
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"A bleak and powerful movie, made all the more sobering by how much of it isn’t fiction."
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