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4.5/5 |
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"[T]he unintentionally hilarious moments are the real gold, such as when a pudgy teen Strompolos says, "It's not the years, honey...it's the mileage.""
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Watching Rambo and Sarah on screen together, one is reminded less of Rick and Ilsa and more of Kong and Ann Darrow."
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Ratatouille is stunningly animated, cleverly scripted, and genuinely humorous. Bird and Pixar have another winner on their hands."
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1.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Can she unravel the mystery before the loving and merciful God smites every firstborn child? And most importantly, can a black sidekick survive to the end of a horror movie?"
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3/5 |
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(2005) |
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"A pleasant enough experience. However, it probably could have used a little more of the bizarre or dysfunctional to spice things up."
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3.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"For a movie getting unceremoniously released during the dog days of the summer movie season, Red Eye deserves a look."
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2.5/5 |
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"There's a sympathetic therapist, the inevitable crack-up, and the requisite feel-good ending. It's like Fisher King 2: The Edge of Reason."
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3/5 |
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"... fans who have been chafing at the limits of broadcast television will get more breasts, buttocks, and f-bombs than they can shake a stick at."
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1/5 |
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(2005) |
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"No wonder these idiots are broke."
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"[T]o quote many other fathers, including my own, I'm not mad at Reservation Road, I'm just disappointed in it."
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3/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Dumb, loud, and ludicrous in the extreme, and I actually enjoyed it."
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"I could probably spend an entire weekend watching Milla twirl her kukris"
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4.5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Riding Giants not only makes the audience care about a sport few of them have ever had the pleasure to participate in, it also effortlessly takes you along on its ride."
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"With a minimal effects budget, [Gorak] still convincingly depicts a city ripped by terror and confusion."
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"We’re left with another tepid PG-13 horror sequel that rehashes huge chunks of the original and, in the end, has almost nothing new to offer."
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0/5 |
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(2005) |
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"The Ringer is astoundingly craptastic not because the handicapped are handled poorly...but because it's one of the most singularly unfunny films ever made."
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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"There are a handful of intense sequences and a few scenes of squirm-inducing gore in The Ruins, but not much else. The film is based on Scott Smith’s excellent book, but does little to capture the novel’s sense of terror and hopelessness."
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2.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"It's hard to fault a memoir where your mom gives you up for adoption to her therapist before coming out as a lesbian. I mean, that's pretty much comedy gold..."
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.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The biggest loser in all of this is Chan, whose legacy over here won't be his 20 years as a martial arts pioneer, but rather his playing straight man to the likes of Tucker"
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1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"What follows plays a lot like National Lampoon's Vacation, only without that film's refreshing sense of cruelty"
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