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0.5/5 |
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"Garfield remains one of the most shamelessly marketed properties of all time, so the inevitable feature film is merely the logical climax to a product blitz that already includes bowling balls, oven mitts, and a line of Richard Petty-related products."
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2.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Hardly the magnum opus for which Romero fans have been waiting."
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2.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Think of it as Mariah Carey’s Glitter, only with more murders."
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The festival’s audience is as integral a part of the proceedings as the music, and we get a rich portrait of the wide variety of pranksters, iconoclasts, and freaks that descend upon the West Country of England in the hundreds of thousands every year."
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1.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"It’s a new year, so let’s run through those sports movie clichés one more time."
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2/5 |
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(2004) |
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"The latest in a series of quote-unquote horror flicks that offer much in the way of cheap 'reach out and grab you' frights and little in terms of originality or genuine scares."
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"My devotion to Jesus and love for my fellow man have been replaced with profound emptiness and contempt, and I have The Golden Compass to thank for it."
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3.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Amanda's neighborhood is the kind of place where Will Hunting would've gotten an icepick in the neck for that "How do you like those apples" speech."
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4.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Gonzo is a painstaking account of a man who was more and, ultimately, less than the infamous Raoul Duke."
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3.5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"A work of surprising warmth."
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"[...]they have about as much chemistry as John Hinckley and Jodie Foster"
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3.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"The results are by turns fascinating, horrifying, and maddening."
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4/5 |
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(2006) |
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"What sets The Ground Truth apart from standard network news coverage and even previous documentary efforts is the scope of footage Foulkrod has access to."
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Film Threat |
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1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"All movies like The Grudge 2 leave us with is a sense of bored futility."
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"In The Guardian, the latest film to sing the praises of Dan Quayle's favorite branch of the armed forces, '80s style homoeroticism is back."
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Film Threat |
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3/5 |
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(2005) |
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"A respectable enough comedy."
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