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3.5/5 |
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"An undeniably powerful, if flawed, film."
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3/5 |
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(2008) |
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"One assumes writer John Bell isn’t plagued with a family full of neurotics like, say, Noah Baumbach, so while his movie manages to rise above cliche, it doesn’t have very far to go beyond that."
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Fantastic Four is anything but, and should serve as an indication that maybe its time to put the brakes on the current avalanche of comic book adaptations."
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2.5/5 |
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"With its goofy-ass combat scenes and sitcom-level dialogue, Rise of the Silver Surfer is aimed squarely at the 12-and-under crowd."
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1.5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"Mt. Rushmore sports a more animated ensemble cast than on display here, each of who seems content to try and outglare the other."
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4.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"It hits hard and fast, letting up only to inject some black humor and amp up the tension again before coming back for more."
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4.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"...nasty, brutish, and short, just like Hobbes said all horror flicks should be."
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Anyone familiar with the conventions of the rom-com genre knows how all this is going to turn out."
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2.5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"It's not a great film, or even a particularly good one, but every so often you catch glimpses of a better movie behind the simplistic structure and formulaic plot."
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3.5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"An unusual little film."
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2.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Let's face it; Harrison Ford is at the end of his shelf life as an action hero."
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2.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"I don't need Dave Grohl's screaming to convince me Håkonsen's 60 degree plunge down a 7,000 foot peak is super awesome."
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"War is hell, heroism is subjective, and seemingly insignificant events are exploited for the benefit of the power elite. Who knew?"
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2.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Foster doesn’t make a lot of movies these days...but I’m starting to wish she’d be a little more selective about what she deigns to appear in."
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1.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Does McConaughey have some codicil in his contract stipulating he must spend at least 51% of a movie shirtless?"
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2/5 |
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(2004) |
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"There isn’t much here any semi-regular viewer of The X-Files hasn't already seen a dozen times before."
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2.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"The Fountain is "Love, Aronofsky Style:" it's his meditation on life and death - specifically, the mechanisms by which we cope (or don't) with loss..."
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3/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Four Brothers is an unapologetic anachronism, and one that doesn’t require a whole lot of thought..."
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2.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"For all his preparation and planning, he ends up neglecting one legal angle that anyone who's watched a half dozen episodes of Law and Order would've picked up on."
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1.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Watching this kind of talent forced to muddle through this minefield of tired and embarrassing jokes is almost enough to make you reject the baby Jesus altogether."
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1.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Belligerently unfunny."
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The only aspect of these flicks that's changed since the days of The Blackboard Jungle is that the leads have gotten prettier...and whiter."
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"What, a white woman can't take an innocent drive through the ghetto without arousing suspicion? What's this world coming to?"
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1/5 |
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(2005) |
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"If ever there was a paycheck movie, Fun with Dick and Jane is it."
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