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3.5/5 |
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"D.E.B.S. is campy, but infused with enough intelligent humor to make one forgive the occasional misstep."
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4.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Ledger makes the Joker his, imbuing the character with such menace and genuine insanity I finally got a sense of what talent he really had."
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1.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"I think it’s finally time to call a moratorium on American remakes of Japanese horror films."
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0/5 |
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(2006) |
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"The American moviegoing audience is, by and large, made up of deranged howler monkeys."
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4/5 |
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(2006) |
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"...those of you expecting wall-to-wall sketches and Charlie Murphy are going to be disappointed."
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3/5 |
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(2004) |
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"The good news is, it's no Godzilla. Fine, that doesn't mean much, but it's also a better realized disaster film than ID4 or the putrescent Armageddon."
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4/5 |
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(2006) |
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"As in most of Scorsese's films, the wages of sin are pretty harsh, but then, so are the wages of virtue."
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0/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Destricted is good for a few inadvertent laughs, but as a sociological statement on human sexuality, it’s practically worthless."
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3.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"...relies on dialogue and decent acting rather than such lofty comedy concepts as farting, fat guys in tights, or a dog humping a stuffed animal..."
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1.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"A mess."
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"First, the good: it's f*cking Die Hard. John McClane is back and killing improbably large numbers of bad guys while causing extraordinary amounts of property damage."
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2.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Diggers isn't a bad film, but the underlying premise -- the longing one feels to escape from a dead-end, small town life -- has been so beaten to death in the movies."
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3/5 |
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(1999) |
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"The Dogwalker starts off strong, but loses steam towards the end."
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1.5/5 |
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(2002) |
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"One gets the impression the creators of Don't Ask Don't Tell laughed a hell of a lot at their own jokes. Too bad none of it is funny."
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"if you’re going to make a video game adaptation this boring, why not just call it Myst and be done with it?"
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2.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Once the effect of the second act’s gimmick wears off, you find yourself growing more and more annoyed at the improbability of the entire setup."
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3.5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Strong performances from Vera Farmiga and Hugh Dillon keep things from becoming overdramatic."
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2.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Dreamgirls” is a better musical than Chicago or Rent, but then, that isn’t really saying much."
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"I'd call it a pointless endeavor, except now we might finally be able to pinpoint the source of Wilson's recent depression."
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1.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Who can forget Jessica Simpson? You will, if you’re lucky."
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