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(2008) |
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"I can't help but feel some sort of relief after the lukewarm trailers promised The Brothers Solomon with chicks."
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 C+ |
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(2008) |
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"As a notch in Vin Diesel's action film belt, it serves its purpose. But come Halloween, I doubt anyone is even going to remember this film existed."
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 2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"a sequel to Bachelor Party never had a lot of promise, but at least the film delivers in the T&A department"
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7M Pictures |
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 1.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"This just seemed to be a studio-forced decision to bring in the writing team from Bad Santa to give us another Billy-Bob-Is-a-Drunk movie."
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7M Pictures |
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 1.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Too many scenes...are left to pitter out on screen with the punch-line power of a bad SNL sketch. It's no wonder that the humor in the film doesn't go past jokes about balls."
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 5/5 |
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(1942) |
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"One of the magical things about Walt Disney’s Bambi is that, aside from some outdated styles of song, everything about it holds up to the films of today."
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7M Pictures |
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 3/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Bambi II doesn't entirely live up to the original, but how could it?"
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7M Pictures |
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 3/5 |
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(2006) |
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"a pleasant surprise, especially for what is basically a DVD release... and it helps to have two gorgeous women headlining the film"
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7M Pictures |
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 1.5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"I would have had much more interest in this film if the cinematographer would have just handed the camera over to Vanessa Hudgens and turned her loose alone in her hotel room."
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7M Pictures |
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 4/5 |
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(2008) |
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"All filmmakers have to do is slap together a semi-complex plan, cast the film with somewhat likable characters and tie it together with a punchy soundtrack, and I'm hooked."
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7M Pictures |
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 3.5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"It ain't high art, but it is a fun flick."
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 1.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Barnyard is brought to us by the same comedic genius that made Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Use that as your personal gauge about how good (or bad) this movie will be."
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7M Pictures |
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 2/5 |
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(2003) |
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"Travolta's performance in Basic is irritatingly familiar to his overacted, spastic performance in The General's Daughter."
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 1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Sure, the old broad looks pretty good in the film, but who wouldn't with fake boobs and a lacquer finish of make-up an inch thick?"
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7M Pictures |
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 3.5/5 |
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(1997) |
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"The animated Mr. Freeze kicks ass all over the Schwarzenegger mess"
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7M Pictures |
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 3.5/5 |
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(1993) |
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"managed to soar above the theatrical Batman adaptation, and would remain the best Bat Movie to hit the big screens until Batman Begins shook things up in 2005"
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7M Pictures |
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 3.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Batman Begins isn’t perfect, but it’s one heck of an improvement over the films in the past - and it’s a great way to welcome the DC heroes back to the silver screen."
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7M Pictures |
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 4/5 |
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"a true vision of what the comic books could be in the format of moving pictures"
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 4/5 |
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(2009) |
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"takes the traditional CG film and elevates it to a higher level dealing with ugly issues of our own world using realistic logic in fantastic situations"
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7M Pictures |
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 5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Battlestar Galactica isn't just a great science fiction drama. It is one of the best dramas on television, period."
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7M Pictures |
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 2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Like The Lost World sequel to Jurassic Park, Be Cool is a stellar example of forcing a sequel. There’s no inspiration, no creativity."
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7M Pictures |
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 2.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"I may not be fully qualified to evaluate this movie ‘cause I’m a guy. I don’t know what women talk about when they’re alone. Maybe it’s what you get on screen. Maybe not."
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7M Pictures |
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 1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"this film is like Kevin Federline at the guidance counselor's office - it just has no direction"
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 2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"without a pretext and knowledge of the classic author, much of the richness of this movie got lost"
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7M Pictures |
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 3.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"The real charm of Bedtime Stories is how it works as a family film."
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7M Pictures |
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 3.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"imagine Fight Club. Now add beer."
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7M Pictures |
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 2.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"offers plenty of slapstick moments and a fair share of burps and farts, which make the movie a sure-fire hit for young kids"
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7M Pictures |
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 2.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Maybe the President and his cabinet should watch more movies, and perhaps they'll have a better handle on international politics."
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7M Pictures |
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 3/5 |
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(2009) |
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"If this film had been released in theaters, it would have been a bit of a bummer, but on DVD for some guilty pleasure, it's pretty decent."
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7M Pictures |
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 3.5/5 |
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(1979) |
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"While the story is utterly ridiculous, since not everyone would be fooled all the time, it still works as a charming work of fiction."
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 2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The conflict and struggles of the main characters devolve into cliche swearing at their captors."
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 3/5 |
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(2006) |
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"It's not great comedy, but it has its moments. Many of these moments you've already seen in the trailers... worth watching if like fart jokes and idiot slapstick."
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7M Pictures |
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 3.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"if it's worth seeing in the theaters, it's worth finding one that's screening it in 3D"
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Film School Rejects |
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 3.5/5 |
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(2002) |
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"easily one of the most whacked-out cartoons I’ve watched in a long time."
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7M Pictures |
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 3.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"But I just can't help it. I like the Disney dogs. They're adorable. And this is what makes a movie like Beverly Hills Chihuahua work."
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 B+ |
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(2008) |
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"The real stars of this film are the dogs. The humans were lackluster in comparison. But the reality is that you can't beat talking dogs on the cuteness meter."
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Film School Rejects |
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 2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"With such little chemistry between the characters, I’m surprised this film was actually completed."
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7M Pictures |
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 2/5 |
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(1970) |
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"Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is one of the most incomprehensible films I have ever seen."
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7M Pictures |
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 4/5 |
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(1988) |
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"It touched me"
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7M Pictures |
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 1.5/5 |
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(1974) |
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"Buena Vista Home Entertainment has released a batch of early Roger Corman films.... They're all trash, but Big Bad Mama is the chicken bone you can choke on."
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7M Pictures |
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 2/5 |
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(2004) |
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"While it winds the plot up tight enough, it unravels like a messy Chinese yo-yo instead of springing out at you with a smart ending."
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Film Threat |
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 2.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Consider it to be the cinematic equivalent to Taco Bell. You might enjoy it to a degree, but you're still going to end up with heartburn."
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7M Pictures |
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 3/5 |
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(1971) |
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"A little heavy-handed with the message, this film still holds onto the brutality of the revenge style established in Born Losers."
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7M Pictures |
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 4/5 |
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"film transfers aren’t terribly clean, but the movie’s there and looks pretty good, especially for the 1969 American International release of Born Losers."
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7M Pictures |
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 2.5/5 |
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(1977) |
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"This Billy Jack film at least provides a nice shift back to the title character as a focus."
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7M Pictures |
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 3/5 |
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(2005) |
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"If I were a younger kid, I’d really enjoy this movie (and the previous Bionicle films as well)."
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7M Pictures |
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 1.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"an R-rated misfire from beginning to end"
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7M Pictures |
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 0.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"The Black Dahlia isn't just bad. It's impressively bad. I didn't think they could make a movie this bad."
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7M Pictures |
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 3/5 |
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(1996) |
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"may not be remembered as a masterful comedy classic, but for the college humor crowd with a relatively safe PG-13 rating, it's a fun diversion"
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7M Pictures |
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 3/5 |
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(2006) |
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"shows that the overt racism this country has had in its past isn't nearly as common as some might expect - at least in southern California"
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7M Pictures |
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