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2/5 |
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"It's just not memorable enough to make it anything other than the generic genre filler that it is."
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1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"It's such a exasperating affair that even laughing at it becomes a hassle."
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Madagascar is a film that, visually, is quite colorful and lively, but what’s underneath is bland, uninventive, and downright dull."
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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"The upside, I suppose, is that we'll all forget about it in a few weeks."
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1/5 |
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(1993) |
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"This movie's nothing but a gigantic mess."
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1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"While not nearly as offensive or dim-witted as Diary, this one's still a gigantic mess."
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4/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Smart, sophisticated, original B moviemaking."
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"On the one hand, Magical Music Express is well intentioned. On the other hand, it's not very good."
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3/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Watching it now, with the devastation behind us, is a bittersweet affair."
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2/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Many scenes on their own show some great promise. But Mena can’t get his film to work as a whole."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The film is as grating as the people who inhabit it."
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"It's My Two Dads set to crappy Swedish music."
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Man About Town is frustratingly manic in its tone... the unevenness wears too thin too quickly."
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"It's that rare film that rewards inquisitiveness."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Yes, boys and girls, this is a comedy that, in the year 2005, thinks a montage set to Right Said Fred’s greatest hit would be hysterical."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Petit transforms his stories into mini-masterpieces of performance."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1.5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"The movie sits in an uncomfortable neutral zone between guilty pleasure-style exploitation and something more somber."
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4/5 |
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(1985) |
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"Red Shoe is sharp, clever, and witty as hell, ranking among the most likable Hanks films of the 1980s."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Too lame to be genuinely entertaining, not stupid enough throughout to be laughable."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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3/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Mana offers no answers, just observations."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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2/5 |
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(2004) |
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"A remake was wholly unnecessary, especially when it’s as sloppy and inefficient a thriller as this one turned out to be."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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5/5 |
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(1962) |
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"People have called The Machurian Candidate the greatest political thriller ever made. People would be right."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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4/5 |
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(1934) |
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"The drama may be clunky and old-fashioned, but once Melodrama gets rolling, it never stops engaging the viewer."
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4.5/5 |
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(1986) |
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"The Manhattan Project remains a clever time capsule of 80s nuclear commentary and a timeless, endlessly watchable thriller."
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1/5 |
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(1987) |
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"One of the stupidest movies ever conceived... its very off-the-wall shoddiness is astounding."
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1/5 |
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(1991) |
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"It's as woefully incompetent as its predecessor, except it's dealing with a smaller budget, you know, for added dreadfulness."
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4/5 |
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(2005) |
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"This is a simple work expertly made, starring the cutest creatures on Earth."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"This is a wildly ill-conceived jumble, and not even its impressive cast can rescue it."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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3/4 |
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(2002) |
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"I know I shouldn’t have laughed, but hey, those farts got to my inner nine-year-old."
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4.5/5 |
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(1986) |
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"Considering how quickly Matlock fell into its comfortable formula, it shouldn't be a surprise that most of the first season is just as strong as later years."
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1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"You see, some folks apparently lack the savvy to avoid bankrolling a movie with the words 'Max Havoc,' 'Albert Pyun,' and 'kickboxing champion' related to them."
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Hollywood Bitchslap |
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"It's a slapdash affair... yet still winds up with a raw, gritty power."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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4/5 |
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"An awkward yet ultimately enjoyable mix of gangster drama and social commentary."
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4/5 |
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(1995) |
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"Come for the whodunit, stay for the attitude."
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1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Me & Michael is an unwatchable disaster of a kinda-movie, the sort of underground production that springs up just enough for you to wish it hadn't."
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2/5 |
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(2002) |
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"On its own, it’s not very interesting. As a remake, it’s a pale imitation."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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2.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Not even a solid performance can keep the script's problems at bay."
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5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Family movie perfection."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1.5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Memron is a long slog, in which subtlety and smarts get replaced with desperation and obnoxiousness."
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2/5 |
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(2003) |
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"The film's a big dud, loud and cocky but all too empty."
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"It isn't so much "scientifically feasible" as it is "stupid yet awesome thing Michael Bay wishes he thought up." Um, yay?"
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2/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Mickey is a 105-minute defense of bad behavior disguised as a good-natured heartwarmer."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"An unexpectedly personal thriller that thrives on complexity."
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1.5/5 |
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(1991) |
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"Mikadroid is the latest in a very long line of horror films that consists of an interesting title and little else."
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4.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Its whip-smart handling of wartime America (both then and now) makes it as devilishly clever as it is riotously absurd."
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DVDTalk.com |
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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"This is one of Penn's greatest roles."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"There is no question about the status of Million Dollar Baby as a work that instantly ranks on the short list of Essential Eastwood."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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5/5 |
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(1947) |
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"Quite plainly, it’s the Christmas spirit put on film."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1/5 |
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(2005) |
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"It is one of the most excruciating cinematic experiences of my life."
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Hollywood Bitchslap |
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"Moore is so offensive to all the senses that you spend all ninety minutes of the movie intensely wishing to punch him in the face."
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