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 2/5 |
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(2009) |
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"G-Force has a script on autopilot, assuming that any old assortment of fart jokes, cheesy one-liners, and chase scenes will be enough to appease tots."
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 2/5 |
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(2009) |
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"This is an action film highlight reel, with any sense of story or purpose shoved to the corners."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1/5 |
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(2001) |
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"As Luke once said, what a piece of junk."
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 4/5 |
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"Geek fury, with a wink."
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 1/5 |
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(2004) |
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"There are a good twenty-some reasons to hate Garfield. But the only reason you really need is that it’s just not any good."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"It's a Garfield sequel. You were expecting something good?"
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"It's a dreadfully empty-headed snooze of a thriller."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"A laughable mess of pretentious rambling and spiritual shallowness... gloriously, stupendously, exceptionally awful."
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 5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Far from playing it safe, Romero sees this sequel as an opportunity to challenge the viewer."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 5/5 |
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(1993) |
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"All you need to know is that this is George Carlin at his very best."
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 4/5 |
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(2005) |
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"This new Gerald is simply wonderful, engaging children with a playful tone."
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 4/5 |
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(2005) |
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"This new Gerald is simply wonderful, engaging children with a playful tone."
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 1/5 |
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"It's all a dreadful bore, from its amateurish production values to its nonexistent plotline to its cringe-inducing cast."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 2.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"We jump back and forth between quietly haunting and ridiculously violent, and the movie just doesn't hold."
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 2/5 |
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(2009) |
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"For a movie about ghosts, it's lacking in spirit."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3/5 |
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(1959) |
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"Behemoth is, if not a great film, then a solid one, clever and smart in the right places."
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 5/5 |
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(1979) |
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"Nearly three decades since its initial broadcast, it still holds a place as a triumph of televised storytelling."
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 4/5 |
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(2003) |
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"Gigantic may not be as different a music movie as it thinks it is, what with its by-the-book fluffiness. But that’s OK, really, since it’s a fun watch anyway."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3/5 |
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(1958) |
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"In the hands of a master craftsman, even this otherwise iffy musical becomes lively, lovely entertainment."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Nighy, Macdonald, and Curtis have never been better than in their work here."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1/5 |
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(1985) |
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"It's a total wannabe in the realm of 80s teen flicks."
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 2.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"The filmmakers end up rushing us through these girls' stories, achieving a vague sense of female angst but ultimately barely skimming the surface."
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 3.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Even if the whole doesn't click as tightly as it should, the individual pieces shock enough on their own."
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 2/5 |
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"It’s one of those movies that looks like it was a gas to make. To watch, though? Not so much."
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Hollywood Bitchslap |
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 3/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Familiar, but fun."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 2/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Watching through American eyes, none of it seems all that funny, or interesting, or entertaining."
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 1/5 |
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(2004) |
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"The tour wanders about, rambling from issue to issue like a stoner easily distracted by a bag of cookies."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Its arguments are too thin as seen here on their own... but it will get people thinking, talking, arguing."
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Hollywood Bitchslap |
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 3/5 |
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(2004) |
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"This modern series is one that’s improving with each entry, and all of them are big ol’ heaps of rubber suit glee."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 2/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Happy birthday, Godzilla! Sorry your movie stinks."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Gone Baby Gone is a masterful work, going beyond the boundaries of simple detective thriller and into the realm of intelligent, morally complex drama."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"This should be, by all accounts, a horror movie. It is instead a Canadian family comedy. So, you know, same difference."
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 5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"It's like every favorite movie you've ever loved, and like nothing you've ever seen before."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 4/5 |
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(2005) |
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"The film says so much while saying so little, and it leaves us smiling over its silent wonders."
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 5/5 |
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(1932) |
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"It’s a Hollywood legend, a big, brassy melodrama overflowing with top stars."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Covert is so obnoxious, so lacking in the basic understanding of comic timing, that we understand why he has to get his buddy Sandler to give him work."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 4/5 |
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(1941) |
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"It barely works, plot-wise, although the chemistry of the three leads is so sharp that we grant the story much forgiveness."
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 3/5 |
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(1952) |
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"Clumsy, innocent, awkward, to be sure, but it’s never skimpy on the fun."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Imagine a movie comprised of inspirational clichés and absolutely nothing else."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Your feature presentation: two movies made entirely of awesome."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Doing its part to raise a new generation of goth chicks."
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 1/5 |
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(2005) |
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"A rule: any time you see the movie’s stars racing in go-karts, it’s because the script ran out of funny things to do."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Succeeds in creating a languid, almost hypnotic portrait of go-nowhere, do-nothing peacetime military life."
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DVDTalk.com |
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 3.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Meloni's turn in Nickelodeon's "Gym Teacher: The Movie" is a work of oddball brilliance."
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