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2.5/4 |
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"An on-the-sly horror flick loaded with senseless gore that delivers its twisted ending like an axe to the head."
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2.5/4 |
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"An on-the-sly horror flick loaded with senseless gore that delivers its twisted ending like an axe to the head."
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3.0/4.0 |
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(2007) |
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"Seriously, forget all the movie theme park rides you've ever heard of; there needs to be a 1408 ride at Universal Studios."
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2.0/2.0 |
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(2009) |
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"If you want to see the most incredible end-of-the-world footage rendered since Nic Cage's Knowing, buy a ticket. Otherwise, it'll look just fine on your television next year."
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3.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"In Bram Stoker's novel Dracula, a gypsy tells Jonathan Harker that "the dead travel fast." When you see HOW fast the zombies are in this film, you'll believe it."
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2.0/4.0 |
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(2007) |
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"Great setup, a mediocre middle, and no follow through make this story a swing and a miss, although an entertainingly bloody mess to watch."
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3.5/4.0 |
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(2007) |
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"How much cooler is a storyteller's epic tale when you can watch all the embellishments? After viewing 300, your answer may be 'infinitely.'"
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2/4 |
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(2002) |
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"Not the funniest film ever on this subject, but a nice statement and satire on relationships today."
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3/4 |
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(2004) |
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"... Sandler has blurred the line between comedy and drama..."
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3.0/4.0 |
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(2009) |
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"Rich in concept and atmosphere, there is a childlike innocence to the story, but the metaphysical ending grows too cryptic to completely satisfy."
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3/4 |
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(2002) |
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"... a surprisingly good film for just about everyone who is growing up or is just now considering it."
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1.5/4.0 |
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(2004) |
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"Don’t be fooled; this isn’t the heist film you’re looking for."
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2.5/4.0 |
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(2004) |
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"Anyone who ever smiled at the thought of aliens and predators battling for supremacy will certainly get their money’s worth."
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1.0/4.0 |
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(2007) |
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"... why not just film an intergalactic reality show where eager young predators can prove their worth for fabulous prizes by surviving 24 hours on the alien homeworld?"
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3/4 |
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(2008) |
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"... while it may be (director David Zucker's) passion for the (obvious conservative agenda), it's easily more entertaining than either Scary Movie 3 or 4."
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3/4 |
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(2003) |
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"... enjoy the cinematic conclusion of what happens when sexually active teens get to grow up instead of being killed off at summer camp by a maniac slasher."
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3.0/4.0 |
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(2005) |
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"... a creepy crowd pleaser... Ryan Reynolds doesn’t waste his shot to go all Nicholson on a helpless family."
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2.5/4.0 |
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(2004) |
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"If you just want to see giant snakes eating people who talk too much and need to die because of sheer stupidity, this movie is for you."
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2.5/4.0 |
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(2009) |
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"Much better than the Da Vinci Code, but this isn't exactly the definitive work on science vs. faith, either."
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2.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"... it's an Adam Sandler film, not a Jack Nicholson film... but if "Mr. Deeds" and "The Waterboy" makes you forgive (Sandler) "Little Nicky," you're in for a treat."
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1.0/4.0 |
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(2007) |
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"... the only thing worse than leaving the theater unfulfilled is feeling manipulated and foolish for your own emotional investment."
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3/4 |
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(2002) |
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"Whether you're new to Austin 'Danger' Powers or a shagadelic fan of the series, this one may be the last and it's a worthy sequel to end with."
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4.0/4.0 |
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(2004) |
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"...the microscope is turned on Hughes himself to reveal a man who’s shortcomings may have been his biggest asset and certainly were his private hell."
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1.0/4 |
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(2003) |
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"You don’t have to be a drunken department store Santa to see how blurry this storyline is, but it couldn’t hurt."
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1.5/4 |
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(2002) |
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"At every opportunity to do something clever, the film goes right over the edge and kills every sense of believability... all you have left is a no-surprise series of explosions and violence while Banderas looks like he's not trying to laugh at how bad it"
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3.0/4.0 |
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(2008) |
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"When the (supposedly) true story that this film is based upon was finally revealed, it isn't hard to imagine waiting over 30 years to make it..."
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3.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of loose women; it’s wonderful to be dying in Montreal."
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4.0/4.0 |
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(2005) |
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"... never before has the costume worn the actor; Bale is Batman with or without it."
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(2007) |
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"... a sort of Scream meets The Blair Witch Project... a romp through the good ol' days before horror films became Japanese remakes or rated PG-13..."
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3.0/4.0 |
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(2006) |
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"You won't know whether to roll your eyes or smile like a fool, but you will know you've been entertained."
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"... a real-life Dungeons & Dragons story brought to life... While not quite as epic as 300, it's still one hell of a good ride."
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3.0/4.0 |
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(2004) |
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"This is the anti-blockbuster, the slow-burning film that tries to be as cool as the man it’s about..."
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0.0/4.0 |
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(2006) |
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"All setup and no payoff makes this a dull film."
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(2006) |
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"... ends up being forgettable enough that someone else in the future may still be able to take another stab at the idea."
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4/4 |
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(2002) |
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"Between action, gunplay, fights, chases, special effects, and offensive one-liners, Blade II pleases on all levels."
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1.5/4.0 |
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(2004) |
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"Oh, how the mighty half-vampire has fallen."
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1/5 |
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(1987) |
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"Would you believe My Stepmother Is an Alien was better?"
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3.0/4.0 |
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"Looking for alternative fuels? This one will cost an arm and a leg (but not necessarily yours)."
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1.5/4.0 |
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(2006) |
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"... easily the R-rated sex and gore movie every 14-year old teen secretly sneaks up to watch after his parents go to bed."
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3.5/4.0 |
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(2005) |
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"Boogeyman manages to make you do what films like Jeepers Creepers and Darkness Falls wouldn't let you do: believe."
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2.5/4 |
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(2002) |
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"In addition to a clever plot, intrigue, and a car chase or two, Matt Damon manages to pull off being a friendly face that happens to be a highly-trained killer."
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3.5/4.0 |
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(2004) |
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"The old-school Cold War spy thriller is Bourne again."
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2.5/4.0 |
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(2006) |
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"... at least it ends on a more positive note than Closer..."
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(2003) |
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"Are old white guys trying to act like young black girls still funny? Whoever keeps writing these kinds of scripts really needs to be hurt (or at least forced to stand naked holding up a sign in NYC with their script scrawled on the front)."
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(2005) |
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"(The film's) edge is its same-sex controversy, but the cast is what keeps it sharp."
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"For grown-ups who pretend they don’t believe the horrible stories they heard as children."
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3/4 |
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(2003) |
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"... manages to walk a tightrope between comedic elements and 'Almighty' elements... God's teaching Bruce a life lesson, and everything (Bruce) does has to count if it's going to stick."
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(2008) |
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"Burn Before Watching."
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3.5/4 |
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(2004) |
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"Dude, where’s more thrillers as good as this one?"
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(2006) |
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"Daniel Craig... with subtle expression and few words... [unveils] a sophisticated, intellectual, athletic, and yet (dare I use the word?) vulnerable James Bond."
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