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"It's nice to see director Richard Donner back in action, but his style yearns for a tight, effective screenplay -- something that is not provided here."
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"If you feel like you've seen all this genre has to offer, save your ten dollars and take comfort that you're probably right."
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(2005) |
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"21 Eyes is a courageous, absorbing, and unique piece of indie filmmaking."
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(2008) |
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"Sure it's predictable, but what do you want in this movie? A sad ending? That would be called a drama."
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(2007) |
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"300 is poorly-executed, bare-bones storytelling that is hoping and praying no one notices. I did."
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(2004) |
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"I had hard time believing that someone as shallow as Henry would all of the sudden drop everything in his life for this girl, but the film is surprisingly winning."
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(2006) |
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"Accepted may seem tired and monotonous topically, but it is also proof positive that a solid leading comic performance can take an otherwise ho-hum premise and cruise it to victory."
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(2005) |
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"I usually bypass puns based upon a film's title, but here I can't help myself: Aeon Flux is a flux-up of prodigious proportions."
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(2004) |
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"I am very happy to report that Alien Vs. Predator is not a complete disaster."
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(2005) |
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"As long as director Uwe Boll is given money to make films, we are guaranteed at least one unintentionally uproarious gut-buster a year."
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(2004) |
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"The story is stale, but the execution is above average."
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(2006) |
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"...a sharp satire in a time when we need as many laughs as we can get at our own expense."
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 A |
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(2007) |
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"American Gangster is good old-fashioned knuckles-to-the-jaw entertainment."
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(2005) |
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"I have a small bit of admiration for a film that actually tries to be worse than Hide and Seek."
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(2004) |
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"So who is this movie for? Based on my experience at the theater, kids who just turned thirteen yesterday."
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(2006) |
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"Annapolis is the kind of hybrid military movie that can really only be truly enjoyed with diminished expectations and a sharp sense of parody."
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(2006) |
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"The simplistic premise serves the film fine in terms of action and awe-inspiring moments, but it does next to nothing when it comes to historical value -- something I was hoping for, even in the slightest."
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(2005) |
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"It's never too early to start that 'Worst of 2005' list, and Are We There Yet? is already a worthy contender."
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(2005) |
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"A gritty, violent journey that's about twice as good as you'd expect it to be."
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(2007) |
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"In terms of message, the film haphazardly succeeds, but the poorly-decided path to get there on Farmer's part won't wash with anyone except the kids who are too young to understand."
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(2004) |
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"It is so refreshing to see a film with not one wasted second, beautiful acting, and a total understanding of its source material."
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(2006) |
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"How much you enjoy Babel will be based entirely on your degree of cynicism."
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(2003) |
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"For those who loathe the holidays or have a blacker-than-normal sense of humor, this is best gift you could possibly get this holiday season."
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(2007) |
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"Balls of Fury loses some steam as it enters its second half, but it never comes close to derailing thanks to the impressive Ping-Pong action and Walken's increasingly weird Feng."
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(2005) |
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"Batman Begins is an overwhelming success that will please fanboys foremost and average, patient moviegoers second."
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(2003) |
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"An above-average teen film with a witty screenplay and undeniable charm."
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(2005) |
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"I can only recommend you 'be cool' and avoid this vanity project dreck."
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(2007) |
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"Apparently retrieved from a dumpster, labeled "Rejected Sitcom Brain Farts," at the Universal back lot and Scotch-taped back together, the screenplay can only be described as a crime against moviegoers worldwide."
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(2006) |
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"To my shock, The Benchwarmers is not as unwatchable as one would expect -- and this is coming from someone who detests Napoleon Dynamite, is tired of David Spade, and could do without Rob Schneider any given day."
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(2005) |
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"If at first you don't succeed, just rewind. See the film and you'll get it."
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(2003) |
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"At times entertaining, but never boring. It sure could have been a lot worse."
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(2004) |
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"A pale shadow to the much superior first two films."
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(2007) |
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"Instead of just trying to be gross, as so many comedies resort to, Blades of Glory actually knows comedy and when a situation has been stretched for all it's worth. Fortunately there is a scene of equal or greater comedy on deck."
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"It's one of those movies that looks run-of-the-mill in a synopsis, but all of the talent elements come together and something special is born."
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(2008) |
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"Body of Lies is certainly one of most well-crafted and intellectually engaging political thrillers to come along this year."
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(2005) |
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"Jordon's script is loaded with witty dialogue and well-developed characters."
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(2005) |
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"Teenagers will probably have a blast with the cheap scares and simplistic story, but for horror veterans or those looking for something new, this is not the film to see."
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(2006) |
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"Truly smart comedy is hard to come by these days, but Cohen has delivered a simultaneously uproarious and thought-provoking experience."
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(2007) |
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"From a purely visceral standpoint, The Bourne Ultimatum may be the clincher for fans who want a literal two-hour chase film."
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(2007) |
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"The Brave One is glossy trash masquerading as a meaningful and important drama, and that's the biggest shame of all."
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(2007) |
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"This is one of the more engaging spy stories to come along over the past few years and genre fans should eat it up."
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(2006) |
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"...a gloomy mishmash of ideas that never comes together and is hardly ever fun to watch."
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(2005) |
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"While the film is slightly flawed, it is impossible to outright dislike it."
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(2005) |
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"...a courageous, transcendent film that may prove to be a landmark down the line in the Hollywood landscape."
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(2004) |
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"One of the better horror parodies, which if you ask me has been done to death."
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(2003) |
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"Bruce Almighty is the kind of movie that Jim Carrey should stick to."
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(2006) |
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"The film is easily their [Pixar's] weakest effort to date, but Pixar on a bad day is better than most studios on a good day."
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(2006) |
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"As portrayed by Daniel Craig, 007 now has more depth and emotion than ever, and the result is one of the best Bond movies ever made."
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"A courageous return to form for Burton...films this imaginative and daring do not come along often."
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(2005) |
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"Oftentimes we can only fully appreciate something when we are deprived of it. On that note, please come back Pixar. We miss you already."
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