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 C- |
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(2003) |
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"Watching the wheels come off of S.W.A.T. is quite a sight."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 B+ |
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(2004) |
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"Made in 2002, Santa Smokes could rightfully be called the first incarnation of the 'bad Santa.'"
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 A |
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(2004) |
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"I sat through this film with a perma-smile, and just thinking about it still makes me laugh."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 A- |
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(2004) |
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"The simple setup ropes us in immediately and never lets up, and some of the imagery will stick with even the most hardened viewer for days."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 A- |
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(2005) |
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"Saw II is, all things considered, a superior film to the first installment."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 C |
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(2006) |
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"Those who can't get enough of Heder's shtick will likely come away pleased, but those expecting a raucous, even offensive, comedy had best diminish their expectations."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 A |
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(2003) |
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"One of the best comedies in years...the film never sells out to itself."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 A |
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(2005) |
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"When a film comes along that confronts tough issues and manages to keep everything real without dividing its audience, it deserves massive praise."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 C- |
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(2004) |
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"At least it knows it's bad."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 C+ |
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(2008) |
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"Had a script been written, I'm confident that we could have had a great comedy on our hands."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 B+ |
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(2005) |
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"A vigorous drama that will deliver for mature adults."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 D |
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(2008) |
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"Will Smith wants an Oscar. That much we understand. But if he thinks he can get one by playing a tragic character in very mediocre-to-bad movies, he's likely mistaken."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 |
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 B- |
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(2008) |
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"The fact of the matter is that this review doesn't matter."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 B |
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(2004) |
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"Shade is the kind of film that makes for a perfect Saturday night rental."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 C- |
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(2004) |
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"The movie is clearly written and produced around the persona of Will Smith, which is either glorious news or cringe-inducing, depending upon who you are."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 B+ |
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(2007) |
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"Is it preposterous? You bet. Will the politics piss off a good number of people? Most definitely. Do the bad guys get it, and get it good? Oh yeah. I think I just summed up the pitch meeting."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 B+ |
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(2005) |
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"It's about high time that we get a mature, poignant commentary on relationships as they unfold in reality."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 B+ |
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(2004) |
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"Shrek 2 is the rare sequel that can compete with the original."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 B- |
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(2007) |
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"DreamWorks, I beg of you, quit while you're ahead."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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(1999) |
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Click here to see the review!
[dvd review] |
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DVD Angle |
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 A- |
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(2007) |
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"A bewildering number of jokes are crammed into this feature, and it will take repeat viewings to catch it all. I have a feeling that this won't bother Simpsons fans in the slightest."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 |
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 A |
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(2005) |
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"'They don't call it Sin City for nothing.'"
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 D+ |
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(2008) |
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"The film offers some witty one-liners, but it's largely a by-the-numbers affair that really just made me feel better about myself."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 D+ |
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(2007) |
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"Sure, the film looks slick, but the screenplay is a mess and it only comes across as absurd that a film that has no regard for human life for its first 100 minutes asks us to stop and care for its final eight."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 A |
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(2006) |
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"Does the film deliver? Undeniably yes. Snakes On A Plane may, in fact, be in the top three most supremely entertaining films I have ever seen."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 B |
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(2006) |
|
"The film is smart and, given the current state of this tired and dumbed-down genre, that's worth some extra bonus points right there."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 |
 |
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 D- |
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(2005) |
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"None of the sequences take time to develop and buildup; they're just thrown at us mindlessly."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 B- |
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(2004) |
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"Surprisingly enough (in fact, I am shocked), this film gets a lot of laughs."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 A |
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(2004) |
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"A clinic for how this genre should be done."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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(1997) |
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"This is the kind of movie that Chuck Norris would have made 15 years ago, except there would be two dozen bad guys and plenty more excitement."
[movie review] |
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rec.arts.movies.reviews |
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 D+ |
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(2008) |
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"The film is absurdly complicated for such a young demographic, and at 135 minutes it will be a monotonous chore for most others."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 |
 |
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 C- |
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(2007) |
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"If anything, Spider-Man 3 is another rude awakening as to just how important character development, especially in regards to its villains, and pacing is."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 |
 |
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 A |
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(2009) |
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"This is premier summer entertainment."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 B+ |
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(2007) |
|
"Stardust contains a little something for all types of moviegoers, but above all else it has a fetching story, some fun effects, and just the kind of "happily ever after" ending that the genre always promises."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 |
 |
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| |
 F |
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(2005) |
|
"Anyone with a Playstation 2, surround sound, and an aerial combat game can duplicate, if not surpass, this dismal display."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 |
 |
 |
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 B+ |
|
(2008) |
|
"The majority of the gags, as crude as they can be, hit the mark and the interplay between Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly keeps the film from becoming a repetitive bore."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 |
 |
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| |
 B+ |
|
(2008) |
|
"Rather than dwell with a bunch of debating politicians, Peirce explores the serious psychological issues that many soldiers have upon return from any war."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 C+ |
|
(2008) |
|
"I was halfway expecting Leslie Nielsen to make a cameo appearance as the coroner."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 |
 |
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| |
 A |
|
(2007) |
|
"As much as it may scare a lot of parents out there, anyone who has been through the rigors and craziness of contemporary high school will find something to identify with."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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 |
 |
 |
| |
 C |
|
(2006) |
|
"There is something to be said for having the Man of Steel back on the silver screen for a tune-up, but that's really all it is -- same old story, all new presentation."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 B- |
|
(2007) |
|
"Surf's Up delivers the early summer escapist fun that kids and parents are looking for, and that's all that can really be asked of it."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 D+ |
|
(2005) |
|
"...manages to take one of the hottest and most controversial topics in the world and turn it into a convoluted snooze fest. Color me shocked."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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