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F |
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(2007) |
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"John Carpenter can rest easy; any self-respecting horror fan will forget this film even exists by the time the real Halloween rolls around this year."
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FromTheBalcony |
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A- |
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(2009) |
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"The Hangover is a breathless stroke of comedic genius; one of those movies where, when it comes out on DVD and you have a bunch of friends over, you won't be able to watch just one scene."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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D- |
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(2007) |
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"Limping into theaters at the least admirable time of year, the film is a disaster on a scale we may not have seen yet in this genre. That would make it a new low."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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C- |
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(2006) |
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"Happy Feet certainly has elements that work -- the stunning animation as well as many of the musical numbers, even if they are overused -- but taken as a whole it isn't that happy after all."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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B- |
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(2008) |
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"While Guantanamo Bay isn't as consistently funny as its predecessor, it does capitalize on the fact that the world is even more screwed up now than it was four years ago."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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A- |
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(2005) |
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"A first-class adventure story loaded with spectacle, character, and heart."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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C+ |
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(2007) |
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"In a series this good, there's bound to be a mild low point and it seems certain that Order of the Phoenix is it."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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C+ |
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(2009) |
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"It's one of those movies where the reactions of those around you may be more entertaining than the film itself."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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C+ |
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(2009) |
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"It's one of those movies where the reactions of those around you may be more entertaining than the film itself."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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C |
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(2007) |
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"There are laughs to be had, but you'll be scratching your head once the screenplay flies completely off the rails into a ditch of sitcom cliches and painfully obvious, dragged-out humor."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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C |
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(2008) |
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"We've come to expect a lot in recent years in terms of storytelling with Batman Begins and its ilk, and Hellboy II still feels like a relic from four years ago that hasn't evolved with the rest of the field."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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B- |
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(2005) |
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"It's formula with a capital F, but the high-energy ridiculousness propels it to victory."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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(2000) |
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Click here to see the review!
[dvd review] |
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DVD Angle |
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A |
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(2004) |
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"Hero is a visual, emotional, and poetic masterpiece."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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D |
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(2005) |
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"What starts out as a promising take on a very serious issue is minced into another standard Hollywood offering."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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D+ |
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(2005) |
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"Gorehounds will undoubtedly eat up these prolonged andcringe-inducing kills, but there's not much else for the rest of us."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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B |
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(2006) |
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"The Hills Have Eyes is a solid horror film; it seems like a diamond in the rough compared to the innumerable god-awful remakes of late."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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C- |
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(2005) |
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"A fine example of how a moody script and an overzealous director can bring a film down."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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B |
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(2005) |
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"Harmless fun for the dating crowd."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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D |
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(2007) |
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"The Hitcher kicks off with some road kill (literally), and never really gets much better from there."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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C- |
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(2005) |
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"The big problem with Hitchhiker, and it is a crucial one, is that the middle section of the film really isn't that interesting."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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C |
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(2007) |
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"Hitman may represent some progress in the video game adaptation genre, but it's not enough to recommend."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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B+ |
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(2007) |
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"The film is a pleasantly ambitious smorgasbord of genres."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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C |
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(2006) |
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"The PR hype machine loves Eli Roth, and I'm sure he loves it right back."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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B- |
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(2007) |
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"...an improvement over its predecessor in that Roth keeps the tone more consistent and gives us more likable heroines, but we're all still waiting for Roth to bust out a truly genre-defining film."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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A |
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(2004) |
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"The film is an overwhelming, sad, and heartfelt achievement."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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B- |
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(2008) |
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"Her [Faris'] charisma and comic timing, coupled with the schizophrenic script by Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten Smith, makes The House Bunny a recommendable comedy."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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D- |
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(2003) |
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"A disaster area."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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A |
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(2003) |
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"An intense drama with a brilliant performance by Ben Kingsley."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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F |
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(2003) |
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Exhibit A in the evidence that no more video games, under any conditions, should be made into movies."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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B |
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(2005) |
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"This is a well-made film with a lot more gore than you're expecting and a lot less humor than you're expecting."
[movie review] |
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FromTheBalcony |
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(1990) |
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Click here to see the review!
[dvd review] |
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DVD Angle |
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(1991) |
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Click here to see the review!
[dvd review] |
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DVD Angle |
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(1994) |
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Click here to see the review!
[dvd review] |
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DVD Angle |
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B+ |
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(2003) |
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"The acting is phenomenal (especially Harris), and the film will be a nice challenge for those in search of one."
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