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62/100 |
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(2000) |
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"According to the cuddly sweet family flick Race to Space, the birth of the United States space program was important only in relation to a silly monkey and his 12-year-old pal."
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Apollo Guide |
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2.5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"A little bit better than the usual Corman fare, but it's still a pretty predictable tale, all the same."
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DVDTalk.com |
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3/10 |
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(1999) |
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"More of a remake than a sequel, but pretty weak either way."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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2/5 |
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"C'mon, I bet it's been at least a month since you've seen a movie about ravenous sharks turned loco by the appearance of a radioactive alien space nugget from beyond Mars."
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DVDTalk.com |
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3/5 |
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(1956) |
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"Pretty entertaining for the most part -- even if you'll be laughing at the movie as much as you are with it."
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DVDTalk.com |
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8/10 |
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(1997) |
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"Surprisingly strong Grisham tale."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Bad horror movies are one thing, but bad horror movies that exploit real-life murders to make a few bucks... Ugh, that's just creepy."
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DVDTalk.com |
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56/100 |
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(1992) |
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"As far as mindless cookie-cutter action movies go, you could certainly do much worse than Rapid Fire, though that’s hardly a ringing endorsement."
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Apollo Guide |
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3/10 |
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(2001) |
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"If 'shrill & obnoxious' equalled 'funny', then we'd have something."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1.5/5 |
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(1997) |
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"In between the farcical ballets of ungainly violence we're offered scene after scene of interminable dialogue delivered by actors so endearingly inept that you'll begin to sympathize with them."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1/5 |
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(1991) |
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"Webster’s Dictionary doesn’t contain enough adjectives to describe how boring this film is."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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4/5 |
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(1984) |
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"The Razor’s Edge may be a truncated and somewhat episodic adaptation, but it’s certainly compelling enough to keep you involved for a solid two hours."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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9/10 |
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(1985) |
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"Smart, funny and drippy. A modern classic of horror."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1/5 |
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(2003) |
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"...scene after scene of flirt, tease, posture, preen, rebuff. I've seen animal shows on Discovery that present their subject material with less clinical detachment."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"When a movie can't even make something like "biblical plagues" worth watching, you just know you're in the hands of filmmakers as lazy as they are lost."
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Cinematical |
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1.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Frankly I wouldn't be surprised if Rebound was written, shot, edited, and released over the course of ... let's be generous and say three weeks."
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DVDTalk.com |
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4/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Maddeningly convoluted, consistently challenging and fascinating to contemplate."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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2.5/5 |
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(2003) |
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"A movie sort of paints itself into a corner when characters repeatedly look directly at the camera and yell None of this is real! It's all just a test!"
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eFilmCritic.com |
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3.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"A simple tale of how love and affection can sometimes inspire some of the nastiest human emotions imaginable."
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FEARnet |
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1.5/5 |
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(1990) |
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"Aside from a few sloppy gore scenes, I was pretty bored with this one...but if you find yourself attracted to all movies Vampiric in nature, you could do a lot worse."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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2.5/5 |
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(1984) |
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"C'mon: The Dirty Dozen meets The Breakfast Club? That's just awesome."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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42/100 |
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(2000) |
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"Limp whodunit wastes a strong cast."
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Apollo Guide |
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3/10 |
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(2000) |
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"Yawn. Another boring trip to Mars."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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4/5 |
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"Burnie Burns and his pals deserve an ice cold beer and a pat on the back for taking their group obsession and turning it into something truly and cleverly entertaining."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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2.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Maybe a few bong hits would make this thing funnier."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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3.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"I could name about a half-dozen horror movies that are very similar in story to Reeker, but this one's an improvement over most of those flicks."
[movie review] |
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1.5/5 |
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"The old flicks were entertaining by accident because they tried to be good. The new ones tried to be awful on purpose … and they succeeded all too well."
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DVDTalk.com |
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4/5 |
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(2002) |
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"Director Rob Bowman obviously realizes that he’s working on a simple popcorn flick, yet still does everything he can to make Reign of Fire a quality popcorn flick."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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4/10 |
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(2000) |
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"Audience games are what I dislike."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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2/5 |
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(1993) |
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"Sunk by spotty pacing and an overall lack of forward momentum."
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DVDTalk.com |
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1.5/5 |
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(1994) |
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"Oh yeah, the sexy psychologist is played by Famke Janssen, so there's a little kitsch value that Relentless 4 has over Relentless 3."
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DVDTalk.com |
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Hearkens back to comedy classics like Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach, specifically in the areas of quality control, production value and chuckle quota."
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3/5 |
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(1998) |
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"Style over substance all the way, but at least it's not boring."
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DVD Clinic |
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4/5 |
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(1984) |
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"Right up there with the 1980s cult classics like Heathers, Buckaroo Banzai, and Brazil."
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DVD Clinic |
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3.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"For all its glitches and oddities, Repo! impressed me on sheer force of strangeness, originality, and audacity."
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FEARnet |
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9/10 |
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(2000) |
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"A dream you won't soon forget."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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71/100 |
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(2002) |
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"Though it may damage my credibility as a respectable movie critic, I'll proudly list Resident Evil on my list of this year’s guilty pleasures."
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Apollo Guide |
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3.5/5 |
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(2002) |
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"Personally, I’d consider this Special Edition a solid rental. The upcoming director’s cut sounds more my cup of tea."
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DVD Clinic |
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Fun, forgettable stuff -- but also a (slightly) better film than the reviews would have you believe."
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FEARnet |
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3/5 |
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(1985) |
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"A pleasant enough traveling companion for 91 unremarkable minutes, but not a flick you'll remember a week from now."
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DVDTalk.com |
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2.5/5 |
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(1992) |
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"The thrills, chills, and intermittent gore-spills are way too few and far between to keep the loyal horrorheads from getting restless."
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DVDTalk.com |
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1.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Austerely directed but shamelessly dry, uneventful and derivative."
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FEARnet |
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3/5 |
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(1973) |
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"Certainly the only movie in history to have Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris do battle in the Roman Colosseum."
[movie review] |
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DVD Clinic |
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2.5/5 |
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"There's just too much "down time" and not enough energy to keep the flick afloat."
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FEARnet |
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6/10 |
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(2000) |
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"Have a heart."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1/5 |
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(1986) |
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"If you removed all the dialogue that “explains” what happened in the first Blood Cult, you’d have a movie shorter than Steamboat Willie."
[movie review] |
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Apollo Guide |
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1/5 |
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(1994) |
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"Astonishingly inept, ridiculously unwatchable..."
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DVDTalk.com |
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1.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Any semblance of a cohesive narrative arc is junked early on, and those who can sit through Revolver and claim to have "followed it completely" is a bald-faced liar."
[movie review] |
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eFilmCritic.com |
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86/100 |
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"Perhaps best described as “The Simpsons meets Monty Python by way of Wallace & Gromit,” Rex the Runt is a decidedly loopy production from the fine and clever folks over at Aardman studios."
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Apollo Guide |
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77/100 |
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(1966) |
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"Young Jack Nicholson shines in this tense western potboiler."
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Apollo Guide |
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