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3.5/5 |
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(1978) |
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"You'll most likely enjoy F.I.S.T. as much as I did: enough to casually recommend the thing, but not all that loudly or excitedly."
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3.5/5 |
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"If watching a guy go slowly insane for 88 minutes sounds interesting to you, Fabled might be right up your alley."
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3.5/5 |
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(1997) |
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"Face had me a little skeptical at the beginning, but the flick coasts along at an appreciable clip, and it's fronted by a half-dozen really enjoyable performances."
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DVDTalk.com |
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1.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Seems like Mr. Schroder’s about one step away from the “Casper Van Dien” realm of moviemaking."
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DVDTalk.com |
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2.5/5 |
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(1974) |
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"Sleazy little relic of a movie. Rather fine DVD release that demystifies the whole thing."
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3/5 |
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(1979) |
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"My idea of hell is the Facts of Life theme song played on an endless loop for all eternity."
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DVDTalk.com |
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1.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"It'd take a considerably more charming pair of leads to salvage a concept this lame and a screenplay this witless."
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DVDTalk.com |
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4/5 |
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(1980) |
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"As Fame begins to unspool and you realize that the movie's a lot more endearingly grimy and profane than you recall...just blame it on that stupid TV knockoff."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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3.5/5 |
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"The Evangalistas end up becoming a pretty fun family to visit -- but you sure wouldn't want to live with 'em."
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DVDTalk.com |
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6/10 |
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(2000) |
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"Try not to throw up as Hollywood preaches about the evils of money."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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42/100 |
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(1981) |
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"Those looking for a tight thriller will be bored; those looking for effective horror will be annoyed."
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Apollo Guide |
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3.5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"What I expected to be a big fat mess of a movie turned out to be pretty dang fun -- quadruply so if you happen to be a Star Wars fanatic."
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1.5/5 |
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(2001) |
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"Even those who delight in the lowest-rent beastie buffets will find very little to sustain their horror freak cravings."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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3/5 |
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(1994) |
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"If you're a hardcore Marvel fan, I suppose I couldn't blame you if you bought this cartoon collection only for the season 2 episodes."
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DVD Clinic |
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3/5 |
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(2005) |
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"A not-great movie made slightly better by the addition of some extra character development and breathing room, the Fantastic Four Extended Edition is a must-own for fans of the original comic book."
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DVDTalk.com |
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2/5 |
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(1997) |
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"What does it take for a movie to be destined to an eternity in a vault somewhere? Lots of things."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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3.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Capably blends action, sci-fi and comedy into one colorful concoction."
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3/5 |
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(1989) |
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"The "white man as noble savage and isn't it ironic?" material runs out of steam well before the inexhaustible Nick Nolte does."
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DVDTalk.com |
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35/100 |
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(2001) |
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"More like "The Lame and Laborious"."
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Apollo Guide |
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Brief snippets of eye-candy aside, this flick's as dumb as a box of rocks and twice as pointless."
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4/5 |
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(1991) |
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"Not much more than a fluffy little valentine of a movie, but there's still some actual warmth and wit underneath the "been there, seen that, nice wedding" exterior."
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DVDTalk.com |
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3/5 |
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(1967) |
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"Those looking for a trip back to the swingin’ sixties, Spanish style, may enjoy Fathom quite a bit, and those who adore the lovely Ms. Welch will have a ball."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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61/100 |
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(1998) |
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"If Gilliam was intending to create a film that would disgust, disorient and eventually irritate, then this one’s a bona-fide masterpiece – but don’t expect me to sit through it ever again."
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Apollo Guide |
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3/5 |
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(2001) |
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"Brainless, silly, and sometimes pretty ridiculous, Fear Factor might be a lot of unflattering things -- but it sure isn't boring."
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DVDTalk.com |
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"The stalker here is a creatively painted (and decidedly homicidal) clown, one who's been jammed, it seems, into a rather juicy episode of Dynasty or Dallas."
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DVDTalk.com |
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2.5/5 |
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(1957) |
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"Less of a 'baseball movie' and more of a black & white cautionary tale that's light on surprises and heavy on the melodrama."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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"All told, the entire collection runs about 82 minutes, and it closes with one dazzlingly (darkly) amazing piece of animation."
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FEARnet |
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3/5 |
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(2008) |
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"If you dug the first one, I'm pretty darn sure you'll enjoy the second visit to the Feast buffet. Bring a few extra napkins though."
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3/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Virtually mindless, unabashedly vulgar, and knee-deep in the childish side of the horror pool, Feast 3 is still a good deal of fun."
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FEARnet |
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3/5 |
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(2002) |
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"Perhaps it's only because I see five movies a week that are even stupider than Federal Protection that I can give it a mild recommendation."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"As Feed muddles through its outlandishly stupid premise, the thing just gets uglier instead of more intense, and sillier instead of more exciting."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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2/5 |
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(1995) |
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"Lance Henriksen, Jeffrey Combs, Leo Rossi, Charles Napier, David Warner & Joe Don Baker. Felony is like the Ocean's Eleven of the direct-to-video shelf."
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DVDTalk.com |
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2/5 |
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(2002) |
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"A fellow critic sitting a few seats down leaned over to me and muttered “This has got to be a parody, right?” while dozens of ‘normal moviegoers’ were content to giggle at the wackily earnest exchanges offered onscreen."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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3.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"And while some of the in-movie puzzles are relatively obvious, the flick as a whole proves to be sort of a puzzle in its own right."
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3.5/5 |
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(1992) |
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"Hey, if the Veggie Tales folks can sell religion in this fashion, then I say the environmental lobby deserves their fair shot as well."
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DVDTalk.com |
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76/100 |
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(2002) |
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"Those looking for a light and decidedly untraditional comedy will find some smart and witty exchanges within; those who consider Adam Sandler an underrated genius may be bored stiff."
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Apollo Guide |
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Call it an indictment of 1950's "conformity at all costs," a satire on the desperate need to "keep up with the Joneses," or just a plain old wacky combination of zombie horror and unquestionably askew comedy, but I say Fido is a winner."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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10/10 |
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(1999) |
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"Hardcore masterpiece."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1/5 |
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(2003) |
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"When he's not keening and shucking and jiving and behaving altogether spastically, Cuba kicks into full-on "dramatic mode" and the results are unquestionably more amusing."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1/5 |
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"Everyone involved with a project like this knows they're making a truly awful movie ... and not only do they not care -- they just love it!"
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DVDTalk.com |
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8/10 |
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(2000) |
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"A slasher movie minus the slasher."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1.5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"Easily one of the lamest horror flicks of the year, and it's an absolute slap in the chops to the fans who made the franchise a hit in the first place."
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FEARnet |
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3.5/5 |
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(2003) |
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"What a novel conceit: take exactly what's wrong with modern horror movies (i.e. boredom and predictability) and flip the proverbial script on 'em. The beauty of the Final Destination flicks is that anyone can die at any time - and often do."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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3.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"The Final Destination series caters to its target audience without insulting it -- which is why the flicks make so much damn money."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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3/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Once the characters start spewing out reams of dialogue about "geostigma," "sephiroth," and "genova," my eyeballs involuntarily start to glaze over."
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DVD Clinic |
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5/10 |
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(2001) |
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"If human beings were made up entirely of eyeballs, this would be an instant classic."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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4.5/5 |
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(2003) |
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"My fondest wish is that Pixar doesn't hire or fire anyone for the next 25 years. What these magicians are capable of is nothing less than pure cinematic gold."
[movie review] |
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eFilmCritic.com |
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1.5/5 |
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(1986) |
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"Obviously inspired by the 1932 Laurel & Hardy short The Music Box, A Fine Mess represents director Blake Edwards at his most witless and desperate."
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DVDTalk.com |
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4/5 |
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(1978) |
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"Fingers works for a handful of reasons – not the least of which is a phenomenal early performance by Harvey Keitel."
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DVD Clinic |
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Equal parts affectionately silly and insightfully satirical."
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