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 1/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Its prime directive is to inculcate young viewers with the gee-whiz tropes of producer Jerry Bruckheimer's teen-oriented fare."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 C |
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(2009) |
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"Basically Team America: World Police played straight and minus the political edge."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 B+ |
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(2005) |
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"An emotionally explosive adaptation of Joseph Conrad's short story."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2006) |
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"The film labors under the onerous weight of its symbolism."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 2/4 |
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(2007) |
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"A remixed version of Elvis's "Rubberneckin'" is an apt credit sequence number, since the movie is itself a similarly trivial, jazzed-up version of a standard."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Gamer is a laborious bit of sci-fi grimness that dully updates The Running Man for the 21st century."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2007) |
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"Gandhi, My Father weakly opts for lionization at precisely the moment it should go in for the killshot."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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(2004) |
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"Boasts a sweet, moody rhythm."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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(2008) |
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"The tendency to exploit lurid material for dramatic purposes is something [director Harris] can't avoid."
[movie review] |
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Cinematical |
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 B+ |
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(2008) |
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"[Succeeds] in large part thanks to Romero's expert, guerilla-style HD craftsmanship and his knack for repeatedly generating and sustaining tension."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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(2005) |
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"About as lively as a piece of roadkill."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 1/4 |
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(2007) |
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"So facile that it posits "I love you" as the quick-fix remedy for its characters' myriad, deeply rooted grievances."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 B+ |
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(2003) |
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"Absolutely transfixing at one moment and unbearably boring the next."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 2/4 |
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(2005) |
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"A reiteration of the now-clichéd hip-hop rise-to-fame legend that duplicates the crime-to-rhyme formula of Hustle & Flow."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 C |
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(2008) |
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"A succession of tepid gags tethered by a flimsy narrative."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 B |
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(1995) |
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"A fairly entrancing vision of a human race overrun by evolving artificial intelligence."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 C+ |
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(2004) |
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"One long, tedious rumination on the blurring distinction between man and machines."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 1/4 |
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(2007) |
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"Marvel's Ghost Rider has always been a thoroughly transparent, inorganic creation."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 2.5/4 |
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(2008) |
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"Gervais's steady stream of cutting bon mots and regular bouts of indignant stammering keep Ghost Town more dry and sharp than broad and squishy."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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(1989) |
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"Effectively slimed everyone's fond memories of the original."
[movie review] |
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The Screengrab |
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 2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"The plot's eventual denigration of the single life and endorsement of soul mates and happily-ever-afters is predictably rote."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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(2008) |
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"A borderline insufferable trifle that dispenses quirkiness with its every gesture and breath."
[movie review] |
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The Screengrab |
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 C- |
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(2004) |
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"Essentially Risky Business for the 21st century, and I don’t mean that as a compliment."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 2.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"All the world's a financial transaction just waiting to be negotiated in The Girlfriend Experience, a handsome, frosty, rather one-note time capsule from October 2008."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 2/4 |
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(2008) |
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"The directors sacrifice substantially investigating the four girls for Morgan Spurlock-ish populist gimmickry."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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(1992) |
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Click here to see the review!
[dvd review] |
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DVD Angle |
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 1/4 |
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(2006) |
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"A disingenuous, disrespectful reduction of a difficult, often-painful plight into a rousing fairy tale."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 B+ |
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"Go Go Tales' sleazy energy, sense of community, black humor and bittersweet nostalgia are infectious."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 1/4 |
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(2006) |
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"With any luck its sequels will fail to garner a stateside release due to that most dependable of domestic attitudes: American apathy toward soccer."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 3/4 |
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(2007) |
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"It's a portrait of both suffering and success, and one that the directors refuse to gussy up in overly sentimental or derisive ways."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 B |
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(1977) |
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"Intriguing but exasperatingly uneven."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 C |
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(2004) |
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"This pudgy, obvious DeNiro is definitely not the one I grew up admiring."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2007) |
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"Chris Weitz crams his story full of magical terms and concepts with a rapidity that leaves things confusing and thus meaningless."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 A- |
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(2008) |
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"A tough, cynical, blistering fictionalized study of the Camorra crime organization that controls much of Naples."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 C+ |
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(2008) |
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"Decidedly blunt and unaffecting."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 1/4 |
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(2006) |
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"It's a political tale with no significant contemporary reverberations, a turgid espionage-tinged romance with no soul, and a play-it-again aesthetic showpiece without a point."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 1/4 |
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(2007) |
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"If I had a choice between suffering through a Dane Cook film or the outtakes from Carrot Top's Chairman of the Board, I'd go with the latter."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 B+ |
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(1995) |
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"A fractured tale of personal and national treachery."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2007) |
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""Hanging out with you is pretty depressing," says self-proclaimed dream expert Mel to Gary, a similar reaction aroused by Jake Paltrow's excruciatingly tone-deaf writing-directing debut."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 3.5/4 |
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(2005) |
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"The film's bedrock is Strathairn's performance, a masterpiece of calibrated dignity and self-doubt."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 C+ |
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(2006) |
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"Seems thoroughly conflicted about whether it actually buys what it's selling."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 3/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Solo confronts a less-than-jolly existence with a perpetual smile and helping hand, his upbeat, selfless attitude a means of repelling the harsh realities that threaten to break his spirit."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 A- |
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(1996) |
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"Hou brilliantly evokes the isolation of a generation hopelessly cut off from its past."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2006) |
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"Middling Cinema Paradiso magic realism turned lifeless by abundant treacle and a literal approach to his lightly surreal material."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 D |
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(2003) |
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"Succeeds in making every plot twist more unbelievable and irrational than the last."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2007) |
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"A beautiful disaster of a period picture."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2007) |
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"It's the Paul Haggis version of National Lampoon's Vacation."
[movie review] |
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Slant Magazine |
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(2008) |
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"Its preoccupation with the burden and self-destructive ramifications of violence is given acute resonance by Eastwood's presence."
[movie review] |
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Cinematical |
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 B |
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(2008) |
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"For every scene that goes nowhere -- and there are more than a few -- there's some comedy gold lurking around the corner."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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 C |
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(2006) |
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"The film's [directorial] crudity is ultimately an unbearable drag on its joviality."
[movie review] |
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Lessons of Darkness |
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