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"Manages to paint Jr. as an Oedipal retard unable to shake the disapproval of Papa Bush."
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(2001) |
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"The trick to flying, the late Douglas Adams suggested, is to fall but to miss the ground."
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(2005) |
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"Half a gem with its legs cut out from under it by its desire to have its cake and eat it, too."
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(2005) |
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"A biography of an iconoclast whose life is an exact simulacrum of every other iconoclast's life."
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(2002) |
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"If you don't know every single plot point and twist after the first twenty minutes, you've done the sensible thing and left after the first ten."
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(2004) |
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"Only exhilarating if you're at such a low point in the human scale of existence that the exploits of a wrestler playing an insane cop speaks to some deep well of disquiet."
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 3.5/4 |
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(2008) |
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"A work of art expressing that the products of our hands can hold, if we look well and deeply, the secrets to our own salvation."
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 3/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Only disappoints with its lack of resonance, though in all fairness, a cleverly-animated cloud-bust is all the pair ever really promised."
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(2008) |
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"Then there's ADD megatard Timur Bekmabetov's deeply stupid Wanted, coming along to confirm that his deeply stupid Night Watch and Day Watch were no accident"
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(1989) |
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"A sharply observed look at how optimism turns to dread, the dangers of possession, and a coda for a decade too often guilty of all of the above."
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(1953) |
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"peculiarly fifties-bound"
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(2005) |
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"Spielberg is the only one who can mess up a Spielberg film."
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(2002) |
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"Uplifting as only a document of the worst possibilities of mankind can be, and among the best films of the year."
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(2005) |
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"The very model of the self-hating liberal consciousness; no matter his better intentions, he finds himself blaming the victim for the crime."
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(1983) |
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"What works best about it works still: it's a paranoid film with an ambiguous ending."
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(1979) |
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"Yeah, it's really good."
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(2001) |
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"The Wash is Santo & Johnny through a swamp of mounting disinterest."
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(1980) |
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"A movie about how a camera presents a point of view and of how that point of view, if it's not attached to a specific identity, can become menacingly voyeuristic."
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(1988) |
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"Arguably, though, the film is worth it for the sight of Haim getting stabbed in the leg and screaming like Demi Moore: you can't script time capsule stuff like that."
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(1990) |
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"A joyless exercise."
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 2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"a movie made by Dr. Manhattan; it should've been made by Rorschach."
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 3/4 |
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(1978) |
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"Unsentimental and terrifying."
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(1995) |
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"actually pretty good"
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 1/4 |
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(1988) |
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"Just sort of lays there for long stretches like a dead weasel."
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(1991) |
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"Gore = low; nudity = nil; Alexander Godunov receiving second-billing = first warning."
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(2007) |
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"An obviously talented director relying on an obviously limited screenwriter/scenarist."
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(2002) |
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"The road to hell is paved with the abandonment of our best ideals to the intoxicating call of manifest bloodlust."
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(2005) |
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"Over-writing at its most obvious and patronizing."
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(2003) |
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"Bob Dylan said that you didn't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blew. He's still right."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2005) |
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"The key word is "waste.""
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(2005) |
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"Focus-grouped to such a precise dot that everyone in the audience will not only be able to name each brand of luggage the characters use, but will do so with joy and pride."
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(2002) |
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"Slicked-up jazzy lit-porn: all nice-looking people in various stages of excitement in the room coming and going and talking of Michelangelo."
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(2004) |
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"Romano's a small-screen vampire, and 35mm is his sunlight.
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(2002) |
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"(Wendigo is) why we go to the cinema: to be fed through the eye, the heart, the mind."
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(2008) |
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"grim to the point of tedium"
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(1961) |
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"Technically faultless and a surprisingly pointed introduction to the "medium cool" films of the 1960's."
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(1958) |
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"Relentlessly ridiculous."
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(2003) |
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"There is an indescribable power to the film that springs from firelight--what we've lost in modernity as orphans to our collective past."
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(2003) |
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"The sort of thing that people mean when they refer to the steady decline of our culture."
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(2003) |
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"Heavy with self-importance and dolphin symbolism."
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(2008) |
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"a funny movie about the sexes that doesn't diminish either gender in its execution--a tougher task, obviously, than one would presume."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2006) |
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"Films like this are more sad than anything else."
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(2001) |
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"A high-tech bit of necromancy, When Dinosaurs Roamed America is consistently fascinating"
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(2001) |
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"wilfully cheesy, derivative bit of pre-pubescent camp schlock that isn't dark enough to be frightening yet too dark to be enjoyable."
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 4/4 |
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(2009) |
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"the rare work of art in any media that actually evokes the experience of sadness, the sensation of melancholy, the mechanism of regret. We're lucky to have it."
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(1977) |
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"An embarrassing Being There conceit married to blaxploitation and unionization."
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 3/4 |
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(1995) |
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"Shame how John Denver appears at regular intervals to remind us of how peculiar a beast cultural diffusion can be."
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(2005) |
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"Enacted by stuffy actors so great at what they do that it's terrifically boring to watch them do it."
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 2/4 |
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(2002) |
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"A broad, melodramatic estrogen opera that's pretty toxic in its own right."
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(2002) |
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"de Rossi's inability to handle a two-wheeler stands in as a peculiarly pithy commentary on the rest of the film: unwieldy, incomprehensibly inept, embarrassing, and pointless."
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