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2/4
     (2002)      "No amount of hype will turn this murky pre-frog into anything resembling an indie prince." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (2005)      "An entirely useless artifact for anyone not already familiar with Kitano's previous eleven pictures." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0.5/4
     (1990)      "A series lame jokes and clunky plot machinations that would strike as cynical were they not so obviously desperate." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3/4
     (2004)      "A socio-political horror film trapped in the body of a game show hostess." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0/4
     (2009)      "the worst kind of dreck" [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (2003)      "Exists in the over-written, claustrophobic confines of the Ronald Harwood stage play." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
4/4
     (2003)      "That feeling of laden Victoriana oozes not just from the opulent settings, but from the sexual leviathans coiling and uncoiling in the subtext." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1.5/4
     (2002)      "too many scenarios in which the hero might have an opportunity to triumphantly sermonize, and too few that allow us to wonder for ourselves if things will turn out okay." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3.5/4
     (2006)      "A celebration of the dysfunction of being an American--of the possibility of being simultaneously proud and mortified of ourselves." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3/4
     (2001)      "off-the-cuff and expertly executed, though bound by its source and its format to minor rewards and pocket epiphanies" [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0.5/4
     (1985)      "Laughing at this stuff isn't good for the soul." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0.5/4
     (2002)      "Just when things seem like they couldn't get any worse, a couple of songs by Phil Collins and Mandy Moore remind just how deep the bottom can be." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1/4
     (2001)      "It's an endurance test that might pass the sniff test in terms of the insufferable lightness of being a teenager, but stinks to high heaven in terms of watchability." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3/4
     (2004)      "If nothing else inventive, at the very least perverse, and at moments transcendently bizarre." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1.5/4
     (2004)      "The satirical sharpness that defines the duo's at-times incandescently brilliant "South Park" has been shunted aside in favour of vomit gags and screaming homophobia." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1/4
     (2003)      "The awe that the heretofore desperate refugees display for our Yankee whirlybirds doesn't suggest citizenry hardened by years of modern Civil War, but a band of savages genuflecting before a Zippo." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (2000)      "Its title also its plot description." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (2002)      "Clumsy, no question, but perhaps understandably burdened by its sprawling ambition." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3/4
     (1993)      "The Temp manages to involve and entertain in a crafty B-movie way even if what it is is only a fraction of what it promises. " [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2.5/4
     (2003)      "A point made to distraction." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (2004)      "Chicken soup for the narcoleptic and the easily distracted." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2.5/4
     (2003)      "The pleasures of this text reside almost completely in the sensation that we're watching an extremely well-funded kid playing with toy cars and action figures in a toy city." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1/4
     (2009)      "shooting guns at things that aren't harmed by guns... following which there will be cheap philosophizing and the promise of another sequel." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
4/4
     (1974)      "A profoundly sensitive look at social prejudices and the toll said prejudices take on the human social organism." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3/4
     (2003)      "Most resembles not Tobe Hooper's 1974 masterpiece, but James Cameron's 1986 masterpiece, Aliens." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3/4
     (1986)      "Society is restored as before, but it's a society based on victims and victimizers. De Sade rewrites Darwin." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3/4
     (2006)      "Light on the contemporaneous insight, it is instead, like Inside Man, doing the you-Nietzsche/it- Abyss polka." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (1982)      " It's hard to say that the picture is bad, just that it's dry as tinder without a spark to ignite it." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0.5/4
     (2008)      "It's just like us to be arrogant enough to believe, like Marvell's coy mistress, that our cherry is the ripest for busting of the lot." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (2004)      "It's hard to know how much of that intense martial creepiness is intended as satire, and how much of it is just what lies beneath." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (2007)      "Plays like a trivia game for folks pleased to recognize a severed-head-in-a-vise gag from one of the most storied independent success stories of all time." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0.5/4
     (2008)      "It's like an animatronic reproduction of a Jewish mom relationship erected at the world's most racist amusement park." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
4/4
     (2007)      "A Sergio Leone epic about the foundation of a specific aspect of the American character." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0/4
     (2007)      "Maudlin, mawkish, unintentionally hilarious, and utterly devoid of human emotion. The word I'm searching for, I guess, is "alien."" [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2.5/4
     (2002)      "A decided lack of spontaneity in its execution and a dearth of real poignancy in its epiphanies." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (2001)      "Lillard is surprisingly restrained (meaning, for Lillard, that we don't see his tongue), delivering his dialogue with heretofore unknown verve and wit." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1.5/4
     (2006)      "Folks who care won't learn anything and folks who don't, can't." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1.5/4
     (2005)      "Crash by way of Cormac McCarthy." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0.5/4
     (1989)      "Interesting now only as a better-forgotten relic of a time in which people actually paid full-ticket price to see Martin Short in a movie." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1/4
     (1994)      "The film is for very young children and people in comas." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (2005)      "There simply isn't much heart left in this pursuit, this punching of holes into the fa?e of planned communities and their plastic citizenry." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3/4
     (2004)      "It's colorization in sheep's clothing--don't you be duped into thinking otherwise." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3.5/4
     (2006)      "A diary of pain and a chronicle of the armour of mythology an imaginative mind expels to salve it away." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
4/4
     (2005)      "A melancholic, dulcet little ode to love and sacrifice." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
4/4
     (2007)      "An alien anthropologist identifying humans as insects in man-clothing." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1/4
     (2002)      "It isn't that The Time Machine is incoherent, it's that the film aspires after several rewrites to one day become incoherent." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
4/4
     (2003)      "It's a time travel film, in a sense--not into the future, but into the undifferentiated past." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0.5/4
     (1996)      "Only a screenplay by Akiva Goldsman could make things worse--and lo and behold, speak of the devil and Old Scratch appears." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (2008)      "more tantalizing than satisfying" [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1/4
     (2007)      "It doesn't need a review, it just needs a marquee so its audience will find it and get to the business of forgetting about it." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
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