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(2002) |
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"No amount of hype will turn this murky pre-frog into anything resembling an indie prince."
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 2/4 |
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(2005) |
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"An entirely useless artifact for anyone not already familiar with Kitano's previous eleven pictures."
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(1990) |
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"A series lame jokes and clunky plot machinations that would strike as cynical were they not so obviously desperate."
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 3/4 |
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(2004) |
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"A socio-political horror film trapped in the body of a game show hostess."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2009) |
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"the worst kind of dreck"
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 2/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Exists in the over-written, claustrophobic confines of the Ronald Harwood stage play."
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 4/4 |
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(2003) |
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"That feeling of laden Victoriana oozes not just from the opulent settings, but from the sexual leviathans coiling and uncoiling in the subtext."
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(2002) |
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"too many scenarios in which the hero might have an opportunity to triumphantly sermonize, and too few that allow us to wonder for ourselves if things will turn out okay."
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 3.5/4 |
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(2006) |
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"A celebration of the dysfunction of being an American--of the possibility of being simultaneously proud and mortified of ourselves."
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 3/4 |
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(2001) |
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"off-the-cuff and expertly executed, though bound by its source and its format to minor rewards and pocket epiphanies"
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(1985) |
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"Laughing at this stuff isn't good for the soul."
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(2002) |
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"Just when things seem like they couldn't get any worse, a couple of songs by Phil Collins and Mandy Moore remind just how deep the bottom can be."
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(2001) |
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"It's an endurance test that might pass the sniff test in terms of the insufferable lightness of being a teenager, but stinks to high heaven in terms of watchability."
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(2004) |
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"If nothing else inventive, at the very least perverse, and at moments transcendently bizarre."
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(2004) |
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"The satirical sharpness that defines the duo's at-times incandescently brilliant "South Park" has been shunted aside in favour of vomit gags and screaming homophobia."
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(2003) |
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"The awe that the heretofore desperate refugees display for our Yankee whirlybirds doesn't suggest citizenry hardened by years of modern Civil War, but a band of savages genuflecting before a Zippo."
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 2/4 |
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(2000) |
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"Its title also its plot description."
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 2/4 |
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(2002) |
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"Clumsy, no question, but perhaps understandably burdened by its sprawling ambition."
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(1993) |
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"The Temp manages to involve and entertain in a crafty B-movie way even if what it is is only a fraction of what it promises.
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Film Freak Central |
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 2.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"A point made to distraction."
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 2/4 |
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(2004) |
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"Chicken soup for the narcoleptic and the easily distracted."
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 2.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"The pleasures of this text reside almost completely in the sensation that we're watching an extremely well-funded kid playing with toy cars and action figures in a toy city."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2009) |
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"shooting guns at things that aren't harmed by guns... following which there will be cheap philosophizing and the promise of another sequel."
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 4/4 |
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(1974) |
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"A profoundly sensitive look at social prejudices and the toll said prejudices take on the human social organism."
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Film Freak Central |
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 3/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Most resembles not Tobe Hooper's 1974 masterpiece, but James Cameron's 1986 masterpiece, Aliens."
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(1986) |
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"Society is restored as before, but it's a society based on victims and victimizers. De Sade rewrites Darwin."
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 3/4 |
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(2006) |
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"Light on the contemporaneous insight, it is instead, like Inside Man, doing the you-Nietzsche/it- Abyss polka."
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(1982) |
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" It's hard to say that the picture is bad, just that it's dry as tinder without a spark to ignite it."
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(2008) |
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"It's just like us to be arrogant enough to believe, like Marvell's coy mistress, that our cherry is the ripest for busting of the lot."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2004) |
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"It's hard to know how much of that intense martial creepiness is intended as satire, and how much of it is just what lies beneath."
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(2007) |
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"Plays like a trivia game for folks pleased to recognize a severed-head-in-a-vise gag from one of the most storied independent success stories of all time."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2008) |
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"It's like an animatronic reproduction of a Jewish mom relationship erected at the world's most racist amusement park."
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Film Freak Central |
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 4/4 |
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(2007) |
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"A Sergio Leone epic about the foundation of a specific aspect of the American character."
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(2007) |
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"Maudlin, mawkish, unintentionally hilarious, and utterly devoid of human emotion. The word I'm searching for, I guess, is "alien.""
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(2002) |
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"A decided lack of spontaneity in its execution and a dearth of real poignancy in its epiphanies."
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(2001) |
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"Lillard is surprisingly restrained (meaning, for Lillard, that we don't see his tongue), delivering his dialogue with heretofore unknown verve and wit."
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(2006) |
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"Folks who care won't learn anything and folks who don't, can't."
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(2005) |
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"Crash by way of Cormac McCarthy."
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(1989) |
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"Interesting now only as a better-forgotten relic of a time in which people actually paid full-ticket price to see Martin Short in a movie."
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(1994) |
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"The film is for very young children and people in comas."
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(2005) |
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"There simply isn't much heart left in this pursuit, this punching of holes into the fa?e of planned communities and their plastic citizenry."
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Film Freak Central |
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 3/4 |
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(2004) |
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"It's colorization in sheep's clothing--don't you be duped into thinking otherwise."
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 3.5/4 |
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(2006) |
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"A diary of pain and a chronicle of the armour of mythology an imaginative mind expels to salve it away."
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Film Freak Central |
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 4/4 |
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(2005) |
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"A melancholic, dulcet little ode to love and sacrifice."
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Film Freak Central |
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 4/4 |
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(2007) |
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"An alien anthropologist identifying humans as insects in man-clothing."
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Film Freak Central |
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 1/4 |
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(2002) |
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"It isn't that The Time Machine is incoherent, it's that the film aspires after several rewrites to one day become incoherent."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2003) |
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"It's a time travel film, in a sense--not into the future, but into the undifferentiated past."
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 0.5/4 |
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(1996) |
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"Only a screenplay by Akiva Goldsman could make things worse--and lo and behold, speak of the devil and Old Scratch appears."
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Film Freak Central |
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 2/4 |
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(2008) |
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"more tantalizing than satisfying"
[movie review] |
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Film Freak Central |
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 1/4 |
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(2007) |
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"It doesn't need a review, it just needs a marquee so its audience will find it and get to the business of forgetting about it."
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