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(2003) |
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"It doesn't even stink in any meaningful way, completely forgotten before it's even over."
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(2002) |
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"The picture's fascinating byways are littered with trenchant satirical jabs at the peculiar egocentricities of the acting breed."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2004) |
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"oddly liquid"
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(2004) |
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"Maddin frustrated and self-immolating, forced to toil in a medium he sees only the death of and for an audience he disdains."
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(2002) |
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"The best didacticism is one carried by a strong sense of humanism, and Bertrand Tavernier's oft-brilliant Safe Conduct ("Laissez-passer") wears its heart on its sleeve."
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(2003) |
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"Deserving of notice if only for a few exceptional performances and some very fine editing work and cinematography."
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(2005) |
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"A blockbuster played by action figures and written by children."
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(2003) |
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"Amateurish and lit like a hospital ward."
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 4/4 |
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(2003) |
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"An elegy, an allegory, and one hell of a beautiful film."
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(1993) |
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"Its messages of anti-bullying, befriending losers, and pretending the fat kid stuffing Ho-hos into his mouth doesn't make you sick are as timeless as they are trite."
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(2005) |
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"A caricaturist would draw stink lines emanating from this direct-to-video stillbirth."
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(1965) |
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"Take a snapshot of Taylor next to her wooden likeness and you'd need a caption to distinguish between the two."
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(2002) |
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"Raises the question once again of why, in our society, movies are the only arena in which "it's for children" means that the product is demonstrably worse."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2005) |
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"The message is the medium."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2005) |
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"Lame."
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 3.5/4 |
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(2006) |
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"A fairy tale about love: aren't they all."
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(2002) |
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"an essentially awkward version of the lightweight female empowerment picture we've been watching for decades"
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(2003) |
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"A statement about man, culture, and how they don't often make 'em like they used to."
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(2007) |
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"A fine middlebrow addition to the end-of-year sweepstakes, as good as expected, as bad as feared, and gone without a ripple."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2005) |
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"Wrapped up in all this madness is an affecting human core."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2004) |
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"Guilty of every single sin for which it skewers its cardboard Christian villains."
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Film Freak Central |
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 2/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Something of a neo-Jane Austen."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2004) |
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"A bad film badly written, badly performed, badly scored, and most of all, badly directed, Saw's a mess, a waste of flesh. And I don't mean that in a good way."
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(2001) |
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"It's a powerfully boring misfire of a movie that you find yourself feeling sorry for by the end"
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Film Freak Central |
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(2001) |
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"It's a powerfully boring misfire of a movie that you find yourself feeling sorry for by the end"
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Film Freak Central |
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(1981) |
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"The film is awkward and, at its worst, listless and meandering."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2003) |
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"The picture doesn't even respect the movies it mocks enough to understand what it is about them that fails."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2003) |
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"With guys like Linklater and White at the helm, anonymity is a tremendous disappointment, and that disappointment is really something like a compliment."
[movie review] |
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Film Freak Central |
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(2006) |
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"More exhausting than illuminating."
[movie review] |
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Film Freak Central |
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(2002) |
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"Pleases that segment of the audience perversely delighted by the subversive corruption of other people's children."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2006) |
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"What's most shocking is that a puff of dust and cobwebs don't erupt from his mouth every time it creaks open to deliver another pun about Trollope/trollop."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2001) |
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"A workmanlike film that is technically fine and emotionally vacant."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2002) |
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"Every time Johnson performs a body-slam or a suplex the creepy wet sound of a thousand eyeballs rolling fills the theatre."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2002) |
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"The audacity to view one of Shakespeare's better known tragedies as a dark comedy is, by itself, deserving of discussion."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2002) |
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"The message of such reflections--intentional or not--is that while no art grows from a vacuum, many artists exist in one."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2003) |
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"enough heatless monologues to bore Victor Hugo"
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Film Freak Central |
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(2004) |
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"A miserable little gimp-of-the-week exercise awash with clichés and platitudes that the real Sampedro would probably have found condescending."
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(2003) |
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"Ponderous mainstream pap of the "suspended mote" school of controversy-free nostalgia."
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"Oh, I get it. It's hostile."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2002) |
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"tableaux of the damned"
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Film Freak Central |
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(2003) |
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"To see Osment react to a door closing is akin to watching someone get defibrillated."
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(1966) |
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"Frankenheimer's paranoia trilogy is like a Darwin chart of the evolution of the American Bogeyman."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2002) |
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"Samuel Beckett applied to the Iranian voting process."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2006) |
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"Can't resist the meaningful political backstory that will transform her characters into symbols--that is, into ventriloquist dummies rattling off humdrum rhetoric."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2003) |
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"Understands how the small worries of small people are, to them, all the troubles in the world."
[movie review] |
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Film Freak Central |
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(1995) |
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"As menacing and wondrous as films get."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2003) |
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"Part sexual odyssey (more a sexual inferno), part trenchant sociological exposé."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2004) |
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"The greater question is why folks who have demonstrated relatively good judgment in the past equivocated themselves into a dimwit pot-boiler."
[movie review] |
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Film Freak Central |
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 3/4 |
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(2002) |
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"The Graduate by way of humiliation and water sports."
[movie review] |
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Film Freak Central |
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 0.5/4 |
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(2007) |
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"a lot of shouting offered up as an ineffectual camouflage to the picture's complete lack of ambition."
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