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"Could be that the Brothers are getting either bored of their shtick or fond of their reputation."
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(2001) |
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"Thoughtful, thought-provoking, and refreshingly free of the dim-witted pandering that is endemic to coming-of-age films."
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(1986) |
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"That the whole mess of Labyrinth was entertaining once to a child is a precarious gauge of quality."
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(2004) |
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"I hate this film."
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 1.5/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Embalmed in a thick oil of expansive inoffensiveness."
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(2006) |
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"The new film by M. Christ Shyamalan."
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 4/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Sympathy for Lady Vengeance is out to ruin you."
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(2004) |
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"A Fargo without that crucial, defining final speech about the beauty of a new day dawning."
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(2001) |
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"Two hours of melodramatic musical married to two hours of underdog sports intrigue, if the picture also shares the weaknesses of both genres, more's the pity."
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(2006) |
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"Genuinely insipid."
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 3/4 |
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(2008) |
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"LaBute's message has consistently been that no matter the privileges society affords, we're all just bad monkeys in the end."
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(2001) |
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"it's walking a perilous tightrope with "too stagy" on the one side and "too affected" on the other, teetering and yawing alarmingly at times"
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(2003) |
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"There remains the essential truth (and Tomb Raider 2's fiscal failure speaks to this) that even without analysis, there needs to be some meat on the bone."
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(2001) |
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"Mostly incomprehensible but theoretically enjoyable for a teenaged boy, like a visit to Hooters might be enjoyable...for a teenaged boy."
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(2001) |
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"If it's possible, Lurie is actually getting worse as a director."
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 4/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Full of a mad melancholy almost unbearable in its terrible beauty."
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(2006) |
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"Georgia saves the world one Abramoff at a time."
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(1924) |
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"One of the darkest commentaries (intra- and extratextually) on the cost of comfort and compromise in art and life."
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 4/4 |
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(2004) |
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"Lost in Translation for grown-ups."
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(2002) |
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"Like most trips to bountiful, end of the line pilgrimages make for winsomely plodding fare."
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(2003) |
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"The phantom of the real deal, Zhang Yimou's astonishingly Zen Hero, lurks in the wings.
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(1982) |
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"Weighted with moments of surprising power yet undone by crazed-crank nickelodeon pacing."
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(2001) |
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"It isn't so much a boring and preposterous series of nothings as it is a desperate cry for help from a smart man who has no aptitude for his chosen vocation"
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(2001) |
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"That Candy hasn't been plundered by an institution populated entirely by psychotic inmates is only mildly surprising when taken with larger questions"
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 3/4 |
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(1944) |
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"A camp classic of a very particular variety."
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 2.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"It reminds of what Cholodenko is capable--and of the promise that she might get there again."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2002) |
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"One thing to fulfill the sophomore jinx, another altogether to reach a career nadir that calls into question the wisdom of one's career path."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2004) |
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"Boasts the over-polished sheen of an apple waxed and stroked so many times that it's more aesthetically impressive than palatable."
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Film Freak Central |
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 3/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Infused with a healthy dose of nastiness and post-modern irony."
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(2003) |
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"When you get this close to the absolute nadir of cinema, subtle measures of relative merit just don't mean much anymore."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2008) |
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"A quiet variety of disaster--the type that attracts no cults and appears as a curiosity on a few talented folks' résumés for people to try to place in a year or so. Maybe less."
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(2003) |
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"The idealization of the magnificent dimwit: tilting at intellectual windmills and looking fabulous."
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(2003) |
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"A George Lucas film set in 16th century Thailand (Siam) complete with plucky girl heroes, angst-driven boy kings, and lots of beheadings."
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(2005) |
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"I could feel my life siphoning out of me as this masterpiece entered its third hour."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2000) |
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"Sort of like how I imagine Samuel Beckett would read while huffing accelerant."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2004) |
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"A fabulously-outfitted sideshow attraction without much going on under the big top: all circus, precious little bread."
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(1943) |
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"predicts the skeezy, south of the border noir of Touch of Evil"
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(1987) |
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"The quality of dislocation in Marek Kanievska's Less Than Zero is startling and sinister."
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(1971) |
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"Lays the groundwork for Herzog's masterpiece Aguirre: The Wrath of God."
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(1971) |
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"A fable of the steady deconstruction."
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(2006) |
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"Finally finishes a thematic trilogy begun with Unforgiven and A Perfect World."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2003) |
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"Sort of Frank Capra without the subtlety."
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Film Freak Central |
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 2.5/4 |
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(2001) |
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"The greatest tragedy of Liam is that it doesn't have the courage to carry its own modest convictions through to the end."
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Film Freak Central |
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(1983) |
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"Marred by some stilted performances, a painfully dated soundtrack, and an opening half-hour that skirts the razor's edge of painful didacticism."
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(1999) |
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"A bulging photo album of carefully cropped idolization, its saving grace that the affable, unaffected Greenberg appears a worthy recipient of all that devotion."
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Film Freak Central |
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 3.5/4 |
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(2004) |
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"A work about conflict, it is itself conflicted, torn between the confidence of a gifted filmmaker and the insecurity of a gifted writer."
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Film Freak Central |
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 1/4 |
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(2001) |
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"Adrift in a turbid morass of Forrest Gump-isms"
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Film Freak Central |
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 0/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Politicism is charted on a circle, and the extremes of both ends tend to meet at the bottom."
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Film Freak Central |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2002) |
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"An unwise amalgam of Broadcast News and Vibes."
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Film Freak Central |
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 4/4 |
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(1934) |
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"A major work, a masterpiece."
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