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(2008) |
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"The morons going to Eagle Eye are the ones who would most benefit from its message in spoon-fed form."
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 4/4 |
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(2007) |
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"London as a murky wood filthy with wolves."
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 3.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"It's only a surprise if you haven't seen his other films."
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 3.5/4 |
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(1994) |
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"If you love movies, you've got a little Ed Wood inside you."
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 3/4 |
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(1990) |
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"Burton's movies are fairytales for retarding evolution."
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 0.5/4 |
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(2006) |
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"The story of dog-like Paul Walker's never-in-doubt reunion with his people-like charges."
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 2.5/4 |
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(2002) |
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"Somewhere short of Tremors on the modern B-scene: neither as funny nor as clever, though an agreeably unpretentious way to spend ninety minutes."
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 3/4 |
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(1988) |
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"Men Out plays like an American Gothic, sowing the seeds of wrath."
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 0.5/4 |
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(2005) |
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"A somehow stupider version of Mortal Kombat."
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 4/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Elephant is a document of our etherized condition: not terminal yet, maybe, but close."
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Film Freak Central |
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 2/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Curiously flaccid."
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Film Freak Central |
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 0.5/4 |
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(2007) |
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"Just f******* retarded."
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Film Freak Central |
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 1/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Dunst plays an android programmed to bestow idiosyncrasy like a Pez dispenser geeked at regular intervals."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2002) |
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"A mawkish self-parody that plays like some weird Masterpiece Theater sketch with neither a point of view nor a compelling reason for being."
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Film Freak Central |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2002) |
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"A film without surprise geared toward maximum comfort and familiarity."
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Film Freak Central |
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 2/4 |
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(2007) |
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"Inaugurates an entirely new demographic into the formula machination of the chick-flick (marital edition)."
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Film Freak Central |
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 3.5/4 |
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(2007) |
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"A freakshow of social dysfunctions and wild-eyed blue-sky ventures."
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Film Freak Central |
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 3.5/4 |
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(2001) |
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"A documentary that instructs as it entertains."
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Film Freak Central |
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 3/4 |
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(2004) |
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"A statement of at once how little the world cares and how much we want it to."
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Film Freak Central |
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 2.5/4 |
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(2002) |
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"The story of a geek who fell for a beauty before settling for a plucky nerd of his feather."
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Film Freak Central |
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 3.5/4 |
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(1975) |
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"Stuffed with obscure images and silent passages of profound, frightening insight."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2002) |
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"A movie that hopes its idiot demographic won't notice the wave of vile stink slopping off the screen."
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Film Freak Central |
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(1999) |
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Click here to see the review!
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Bad Movie Night |
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 2.5/4 |
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(2004) |
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"It's a little like slugs starring in a movie about salt."
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Film Freak Central |
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 0/4 |
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(2002) |
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"It's the funniest American comedy since Graffiti Bridge."
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Film Freak Central |
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 3.5/4 |
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(1971) |
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"A sharp rebuke to the type of cinephile who judges the temple of his experience too cramped and delicate to ever "stoop" to Ray Harryhausen or Italian zombie flicks"
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Film Freak Central |
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(2006) |
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"Fears that Fangmeier's debut would be the sequel to Dragonheart nobody wanted prove unwarranted. It's the sequel to BloodRayne that nobody wanted."
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Film Freak Central |
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 4/4 |
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(1976) |
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"The discomfort we feel with the film indicates that the truths contained in Eraserhead, whatever they may be, are as surely true as they are unexamined."
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Film Freak Central |
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 4/4 |
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(2004) |
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"I'm haunted by its ability to formulate the impossible complexity of the will to love to the screen."
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Film Freak Central |
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 2.5/4 |
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(2004) |
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"Comprised wholly of urban fairy tales and sex fantasies, and damned if it doesn't work more often than not."
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Film Freak Central |
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 0.5/4 |
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(2007) |
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"God (Morgan Freeman) is not at all unlike Br'er Rabbit, whose amorality was often a positive force against white masters--and just as often a destructive force against all."
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Film Freak Central |
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 1/4 |
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(2002) |
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"Evelyn sports the sort of diminishing returns cheered by idiots."
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Film Freak Central |
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 3.5/4 |
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(1971) |
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"There are few films in the director's portfolio as beautifully shot, scored, and composed as this one."
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Film Freak Central |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"The conversation about euthanasia is a good one to have, no argument here, so go have it instead."
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Film Freak Central |
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 1/4 |
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(1997) |
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"You look at Event Horizon as you would something that fell out of someone's nose."
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Film Freak Central |
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(1988) |
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"beautiful and shallow"
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Film Freak Central |
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 2/4 |
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(2005) |
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"It so softens the source that the moments that actually capture Foer's darkness and irony land with an unpleasant thud in the middle of all that beautiful quirk."
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Film Freak Central |
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(1979) |
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"A testament to how bliss and the spark of inspiration can elevate a film of any budget in any genre from routine to sublime."
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Film Freak Central |
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 4/4 |
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(1987) |
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"A marvel for its invention and fury."
[movie review] |
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Film Freak Central |
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(2001) |
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"It is deeply boring, blindly paced, and humiliating for me, who had nothing to do with it."
[movie review] |
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Film Freak Central |
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 4/4 |
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(2007) |
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"It has about it the feeling of a Sergio Leone spaghetti western."
[movie review] |
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Film Freak Central |
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 3/4 |
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(1999) |
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"An evolution for the filmmaker that will reach maturity in the quiet, devastatingly economical eloquence of Spider."
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Film Freak Central |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Damned if you do, B-List character actor if you don't."
[movie review] |
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Film Freak Central |
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 0.5/4 |
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(2004) |
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"Wandering into the territory of cinema as audience punishment."
[movie review] |
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Film Freak Central |
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 2/4 |
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(2002) |
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"When a picture about the roots of evil takes the easy way out, the price is potentially more grave than just the failure of a film: it starts to smell a little like exploitation, after all."
[movie review] |
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Film Freak Central |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2000) |
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"enjoyable in a junk appreciation sort of way--best viewed, one suspects, inebriated and in the company of inebriated friends"
[dvd review] |
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Film Freak Central |
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 2.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Despite its over-familiarity, The Eye manages a decent atmosphere."
[movie review] |
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Film Freak Central |
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