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Walter Chaw

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0.5/4
     (2008)      "The morons going to Eagle Eye are the ones who would most benefit from its message in spoon-fed form." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
4/4
     (2007)      "London as a murky wood filthy with wolves." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3.5/4
     (2009)      "It's only a surprise if you haven't seen his other films." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3.5/4
     (1994)      "If you love movies, you've got a little Ed Wood inside you." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3/4
     (1990)      "Burton's movies are fairytales for retarding evolution." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0.5/4
     (2006)      "The story of dog-like Paul Walker's never-in-doubt reunion with his people-like charges." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2.5/4
     (2002)      "Somewhere short of Tremors on the modern B-scene: neither as funny nor as clever, though an agreeably unpretentious way to spend ninety minutes." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3/4
     (1988)      "Men Out plays like an American Gothic, sowing the seeds of wrath." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0.5/4
     (2005)      "A somehow stupider version of Mortal Kombat." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
4/4
     (2003)      "Elephant is a document of our etherized condition: not terminal yet, maybe, but close." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (2003)      "Curiously flaccid." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0.5/4
     (2007)      "Just f******* retarded." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1/4
     (2005)      "Dunst plays an android programmed to bestow idiosyncrasy like a Pez dispenser geeked at regular intervals." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0/4
     (2002)      "A mawkish self-parody that plays like some weird Masterpiece Theater sketch with neither a point of view nor a compelling reason for being." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1.5/4
     (2002)      "A film without surprise geared toward maximum comfort and familiarity." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (2007)      "Inaugurates an entirely new demographic into the formula machination of the chick-flick (marital edition)." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3.5/4
     (2007)      "A freakshow of social dysfunctions and wild-eyed blue-sky ventures." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3.5/4
     (2001)      "A documentary that instructs as it entertains." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3/4
     (2004)      "A statement of at once how little the world cares and how much we want it to." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2.5/4
     (2002)      "The story of a geek who fell for a beauty before settling for a plucky nerd of his feather." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3.5/4
     (1975)      "Stuffed with obscure images and silent passages of profound, frightening insight." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0/4
     (2002)      "A movie that hopes its idiot demographic won't notice the wave of vile stink slopping off the screen." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
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     (1999)      Click here to see the review! [movie review]      Bad Movie Night   
  
2.5/4
     (2004)      "It's a little like slugs starring in a movie about salt." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0/4
     (2002)      "It's the funniest American comedy since Graffiti Bridge." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3.5/4
     (1971)      "A sharp rebuke to the type of cinephile who judges the temple of his experience too cramped and delicate to ever "stoop" to Ray Harryhausen or Italian zombie flicks" [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0/4
     (2006)      "Fears that Fangmeier's debut would be the sequel to Dragonheart nobody wanted prove unwarranted. It's the sequel to BloodRayne that nobody wanted." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
4/4
     (1976)      "The discomfort we feel with the film indicates that the truths contained in Eraserhead, whatever they may be, are as surely true as they are unexamined." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
4/4
     (2004)      "I'm haunted by its ability to formulate the impossible complexity of the will to love to the screen." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2.5/4
     (2004)      "Comprised wholly of urban fairy tales and sex fantasies, and damned if it doesn't work more often than not." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0.5/4
     (2007)      "God (Morgan Freeman) is not at all unlike Br'er Rabbit, whose amorality was often a positive force against white masters--and just as often a destructive force against all." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1/4
     (2002)      "Evelyn sports the sort of diminishing returns cheered by idiots." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3.5/4
     (1971)      "There are few films in the director's portfolio as beautifully shot, scored, and composed as this one." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1.5/4
     (2003)      "The conversation about euthanasia is a good one to have, no argument here, so go have it instead." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1/4
     (1997)      "You look at Event Horizon as you would something that fell out of someone's nose." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1.5/4
     (1988)      "beautiful and shallow" [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (2005)      "It so softens the source that the moments that actually capture Foer's darkness and irony land with an unpleasant thud in the middle of all that beautiful quirk." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
4/4
     (1979)      "A testament to how bliss and the spark of inspiration can elevate a film of any budget in any genre from routine to sublime." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
4/4
     (1987)      "A marvel for its invention and fury." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0.5/4
     (2001)      "It is deeply boring, blindly paced, and humiliating for me, who had nothing to do with it." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
4/4
     (2007)      "It has about it the feeling of a Sergio Leone spaghetti western." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
3/4
     (1999)      "An evolution for the filmmaker that will reach maturity in the quiet, devastatingly economical eloquence of Spider." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1.5/4
     (2005)      "Damned if you do, B-List character actor if you don't." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
0.5/4
     (2004)      "Wandering into the territory of cinema as audience punishment." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2/4
     (2002)      "When a picture about the roots of evil takes the easy way out, the price is potentially more grave than just the failure of a film: it starts to smell a little like exploitation, after all." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
  
1.5/4
     (2000)      "enjoyable in a junk appreciation sort of way--best viewed, one suspects, inebriated and in the company of inebriated friends" [dvd review]      Film Freak Central   
  
2.5/4
     (2003)      "Despite its over-familiarity, The Eye manages a decent atmosphere." [movie review]      Film Freak Central   
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