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(1985) |
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"The main problem with this thing (besides the direction and the writing and, oh what the heck, the special effects, the acting, and the score). . ."
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(2006) |
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"The greatest threat that Dan Brown's novel, and now Ron Howard's film of the same, poses to spirituality is the same threat that any bad art presents the human soul."
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(2003) |
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"An anemic, flaccid little curiosity with nary a hint of life."
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(2002) |
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"In Dahmer's pillow game the atrocity is all about existential tragedy."
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(2005) |
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"startling and elucidative"
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(2007) |
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"A creature made of gingerbread and hugs."
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(2002) |
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"Meant to reduce Blake's philosophy into a tragic coming-of-age saga punctuated by bursts of animator Todd McFarlane's superhero dystopia."
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(2003) |
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"Earns points for recognizing Miller's contribution to the maturing of the comic medium in the early '80s, but washes out in the end as another "serious" comic-book flick (Road to Perdition, From Hell) that's fitfully interesting but ultimately empty."
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(2007) |
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"If you hear the music, you'll recognize that beneath Anderson's hipster veneer is the low keen of loss and wounds that never close."
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(2000) |
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"Having a tough Latina heroine for a weekly adventure show is revolutionary, maybe--having her be a bimbo whore is reprehensible."
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(2003) |
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"There's not so much separation after all from this kind of testosterone-fuelled **** opera and the typical Sandra Bullock romantic comedy."
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(2001) |
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"It hopes that its mundane structure is enough to keep up with its soaring aspirations. Like its lovesick protagonists, it hopes in vain."
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(2008) |
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"Whatever the causes, the effects of The Dark Knight are subtle and powerful. It's rejuvenating, it renews the faith."
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(1939) |
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"It's horribly dated, playing today like some weird, contrived burlesque of common sense."
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(2005) |
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"A mature film about the courage it takes to survive in a mortal world that's dependent on temporary relationships."
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(2002) |
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"The picture is melancholy remembrance and its sources of fear are intimate and brilliant."
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(2003) |
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"There's only so much sustainable interest things jumping randomly out of dark corners can hold for most sentient beings."
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(2002) |
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"Decent masturbation material coupled with some cathartic gunplay to soothe the inevitable siren's call of self-loathing."
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(1982) |
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"Finds itself current again as a metaphor for a great industrial country led blindly into a prolonged war to no good, understandable end but for the dealing of death in an alien place."
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(1978) |
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"For my money, John Carpenter's Halloween, released the same year, is smarter, sharper, and more influential."
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(2004) |
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"Heretical to even suggest it, Zack Snyder's remake of George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead surpasses the original in any number of ways."
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(2004) |
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"The only fantasy element that stretches the bounds of credulity when née-Cheney takes responsibility for his bad decisions and apologizes to the nation."
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(1937) |
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"Groucho's power is his smoothness with language, his Kryptonite Chico's elaborate doublespeak."
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(1985) |
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"Far from the weak sister that critics and fanboys have branded it."
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(2006) |
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"The only possible response to the benighted thing is pity."
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(2003) |
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"The height of unblinking realism punctuated here and again by a marvellous symbolic intelligence and marked by extraordinary performances."
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(2004) |
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"The tears start leaking--for all the wrong reasons, of course.
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(2004) |
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"A parsing of better splatter flicks; like a Cliff's Note, it's good for cheating but bad for a screenplay."
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(1988) |
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"Cronenberg, with Dead Ringers, becomes the director that Roman Polanski could have been."
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(2001) |
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"plays like an affable community theatre production produced with whimsy and a black humour"
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(1983) |
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"Isn't about anything really save the crushing disappointment of ambition and the unbearable lightness of being."
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(2008) |
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"Paul W.S. Anderson makes one kind of movie: the shitty kind."
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(2002) |
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"The sinister inspiration that fuelled DeVito's early work is confused in Death to Smoochy into something both ugly and mindless."
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"Not to say that The Deep End is a bad film, exactly, rather it's a forgettable one that is remarkable only for its almost complete lack of distinction."
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(1998) |
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"Malignant and insensate, it's already too far gone for treatment.
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(2000) |
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"A great-looking film that honours its forebears while providing the catalyst for a re-examination of "Little Red Riding Hood" from an essential psychosexual standpoint."
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(2000) |
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"A Rubik's Cube where every square is a different colour."
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(2008) |
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"It's finally happened: Red Dawn with Russian Jews. You could go your whole life without conjuring something so perverse."
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(2006) |
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"Who woulda thunk that crap-meister Tony Scott could be so in tune with the spirit of the times?"
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(1972) |
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"As coffin nails for the sixties go, this negation of all ideological idealism is a pretty final one."
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(2005) |
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"Dozens of inept thrillers are churned out every year, only a few are ever this simpering."
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(2006) |
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"Often-terrifying, often-brilliant."
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(2002) |
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"Closer to Flashback than to Freeway, the Kiefer Sutherland vehicle Desert Saints is actually closer to Montana than either."
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(2004) |
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"The tabloid has overtaken the snark, with intelligence and purpose quick to follow."
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(2005) |
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"The usual barrage of cruelty, gross-outs, homophobia, and easy racism."
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(2002) |
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"A Sha-Na-Na sketch punctuated with graphic violence."
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(2006) |
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"It's little more than a decently-compiled, fan-inspired research project as opposed to something organically resonant or artful."
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(2006) |
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""Sex and the City" fashion porn married to The Princess Diaries 'tween ugly-duckling uplift."
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(2001) |
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"the gorgeous Tennysonian aecidia of the film is such as to explain if not entirely forgive its occasional failures of immediacy"
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(2005) |
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"Casts light on what it is about the way we are that make wickedness so damnably attractive."
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