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(2004) |
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"Polarizing and potentially galvanizing."
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 4/4 |
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(1956) |
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"The movie hasn't aged a day in fifty years."
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(1983) |
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"A peculiarly absorbing and sticky film, Baby, It's You is all the more so for its relative uniqueness in Sayles' oeuvre."
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(2000) |
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"You know you're in trouble when the title of your movie comes from a moment in which a character steps on a pile of dog excrement."
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(2003) |
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"A reptilian collage of seething that stands as possibly the most misanthropic, nihilistic, exploitative, hopeless film ever released as a mainstream blockbuster."
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(2005) |
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"Often a shot-for-shot redux--the worst kind of cover song."
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(2003) |
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"Populist capitulation ironically results in a product not broadly redemptive, but particularly irredeemable."
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(1956) |
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"Wrung to the point of unwatchable by meandering monologues and slow reveals."
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(2002) |
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"That Thornton transcends the material time and again is ultimately just the type of thing that shines light on the need for the material to be transcended."
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(2001) |
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"Only Baise-moi's pedagogy is well defined and strident."
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(2005) |
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"Day-Lewis brings the picture closer, by himself, to the ballad of its title than to the dirge it constantly threatens to be."
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(2002) |
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"It hopes to obscure its awfulness with its volume and, failing that, it hopes to dress up its stupidity with backlit shots of a woman communing with a captive manatee."
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(2007) |
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"The laughter, I think, comes from a recognition of the shape of our own regrets."
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(2001) |
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"A cross between Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, Bonnie & Clyde, and director Barry Levinson's own Rain Man"
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(1968) |
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"One of those movies you can't remember if you've seen until well into its first hour."
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(1973) |
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"Another one of those films better remembered than revisited."
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(2004) |
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"Even when it falters, Barbershop 2 is sharp and hilarious."
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(2003) |
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"The good news is that at 95 minutes, it's really short."
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(2006) |
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"Stone's vampy, thumb-on-the-turntable performance is the most hideous bit of creaky past-prime tarting-about since Mae West was dropping the same dusty come-ons."
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(2005) |
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"It's all about fear and loathing, this high profile, big-budget product of a post-millennial United States--and it's about as good as it gets."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2005) |
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"His party-of-one status is a result entirely of his own noxiousness."
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(2001) |
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"A painful portrait of that confused liminal period between childhood and sexual maturity."
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(1986) |
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"All intuitive juxtaposition, and brilliant."
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(2005) |
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"Takes an excellent film that was very much a part of its time and place and re-imagines it as an excellent film that is very much a part of this time and this place."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2005) |
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"For what works, credit Moland--a brilliant director who doesn't need this coattail."
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(2001) |
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"A play for the fickle attentions of middlebrow moviegoers looking for an easy cause they can champion."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2005) |
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"More than just racial slapstick and cheap Maya Angelou jokes."
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(2007) |
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"It's hard to find a more stalwart movie monster in the last ten years than Keaton, who's gone from a charming neurotic to a cobwebbed, cell-phone-wielding vagina dentata."
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(1946) |
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"Lewton had something to say. Perhaps inevitably, he found less interesting ways of saying it over the course of nine films in a short four years."
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(2007) |
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"Never funny, never meaningful, never coherent, never animated."
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(2005) |
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"Asked to spell "solipsistic" at one point, I felt sure she was going to say "B-E-E-S-E-A-S-O-N.""
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Film Freak Central |
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(2004) |
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"There's not much on the surface, for sure, but its undertow is seductive and ferocious."
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(2001) |
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"The film is an exhausting collection of airplane CGI Firefox-style and heroic slow-motion establishing shots with shutter-staggered sprints through minefields."
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(2002) |
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"The work of a maturing filmmaker, one who marries causes that matter with a sober melancholy and an admirable restraint."
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(2004) |
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"Some kind of klutzy pre-Blitz version of The First Wives Club."
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(1979) |
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"a product not of Ashby's essential modesty but of Kosinski's essential egoism."
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(2002) |
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"A sham construct based on theory, sleight-of-hand, and ill-wrought hypothesis."
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(2005) |
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"It maintains a defiant optimism that the actions of individuals matter."
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(2003) |
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"The picture's relative uniqueness is what intrigues and compels, marking Better Luck Tomorrow as important, if not ultimately entirely successful."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2005) |
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"You're likely to want to pluck out your eyeballs."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2003) |
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"Reason enough why the rest of the world just hates America's guts."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2003) |
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"On the bright side, Yuzna brings back special effects maestro Screaming Mad George."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2004) |
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"It lacks passion and joy, replacing them both with something that smells a lot like mid-life crisis."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2002) |
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"Trailer park Magnolia: too long, too cutesy, too sure of its own importance, and possessed of that peculiar tension of being too dense & about nothing at all."
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Film Freak Central |
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 0.5/4 |
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(2004) |
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"The picture is thus misogynistic enough to be a Michael Bay film, but it's not nearly as exciting."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2002) |
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"Any film that can survive cameos from Urkel, Screech, and Lee Majors (answering to "Grandpa" and "Father Time") relatively intact deserves credit."
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Film Freak Central |
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 3/4 |
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(2003) |
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"In love with telling tales and the transplant heart of the United States."
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(2001) |
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Click here to see the review!
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(1946) |
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"Tribes of monkeys doing monkey things, albeit things related to the perforation of the flesh: murder and blood and sweat and sex."
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Film Freak Central |
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 0.5/4 |
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(1941) |
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"The kind of movie that takes you about an hour to figure out that you've already seen it. If you last an hour."
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