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"10 Items or Less doesn't insist much more than the average indie exercise, but it's nicely made by Silberling, and if you've lost faith in Morgan Freeman, this is the film to restore it."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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(2007) |
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"It's a lovely little film for anyone who has ever been stuck daydreaming of a life lived on their own terms."
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DVDTalk.com |
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 B+ |
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(2008) |
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"As much as 10 Yards comes across as specialized product for Fantasy Football fans only, it manages to transcend the game to paint a picture of companionship that's sincere and quite enviable."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 D+ |
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(2008) |
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"Emmerich has never been one to rely on the wizardry of nuance, but I was stunned to feel numb to nearly everything B.C. offered, as if my mind immediately detected a filmmaker looking to brazenly cash in on his past successes."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 B+ |
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(2007) |
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"Hour, even with its somewhat tedious presentation, has profound ideas to share, and in this naked intent lies a disturbing, chilling tale of a tomorrow we all can avoid through action and some good old-fashioned consideration."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 D |
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(2009) |
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"With wrestling powerhouse WWE producing, chances are the statement, "Guys, this just doesn't make any sense," never came up during a script meeting. I can't fault 12 Rounds for being dumb. However, I will criticize 12 Rounds for being awful."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 B+ |
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(2004) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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 C+ |
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(2007) |
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"Hafstrom can't balance the requirement of excitement with the necessity of depth without jerking the film's pace around like a bad carnival ride."
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OhmyNews.com |
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 A- |
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(2006) |
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"16 Blocks is a cozy, spry little humdinger, returning Donner to material that nurtures his confidence, and offers a limited location he can get creative with."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 B |
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(2009) |
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"The picture charms easily and makes a decent pass at a heart. Considering the director and the iffy premise, I think the idea of 17 Again being anything other than migraine-inducing is worth a few minutes of applause and smiley reflection."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 2/10 |
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(2003) |
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Modamag.com |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"It's cinematic waterboarding and there was more than one occasion during the film when I was convinced it was never going to end."
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Sci-Fi Movie Page |
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 B |
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(2008) |
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"Much like Las Vegas itself, it's only fun in fits, and the next morning you might find yourself regretting spending time with something comprised entirely of surface delights."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 B+ |
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(2003) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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 6/10 |
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(2002) |
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Modamag.com |
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 8/10 |
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(2002) |
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"It effectively blends the two sides of his filmmaking, the narrative and the experimental, and forms a cohesive, thought-provoking whole."
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Modamag.com |
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 D |
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(2008) |
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"A skin-crawlingly ineffective glop of a romantic comedy...makes Love Boat look like a David Mamet production."
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DVDTalk.com |
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 7/10 |
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(2003) |
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"In this third act, Boyle loses the genuine tension and anxiety that came so naturally before."
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Modamag.com |
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 F |
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(2007) |
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"The film isn't simply bad, it's a trainwreck."
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OhmyNews.com |
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 D |
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(2007) |
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"The producers just had to give the material to director David Slade, a hack filmmaker of the worst kind, who drowns any promise this nihilistic tale of frosty survival held by smothering the picture in excessive, pedestrian visual gymnastics."
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DVDTalk.com |
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 D+ |
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(2007) |
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"It's a fireworks show in the daytime, Christmas presents on December 26th, and porn without the penetration."
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OhmyNews.com |
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 C |
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(2007) |
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"All too often the action will become a bewildering blur of staging rather than an enthralling construct of violence, increasing the already nagging chorus of logic gaps that do their best to undermine the film."
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OhmyNews.com |
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 1/10 |
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(2002) |
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Modamag.com |
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 A- |
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(2005) |
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"40-Year-Old Virgin hits swell comedic highpoints, and the sheer vibe of the picture is so cheery and bawdy that it’s impossible to hate."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 A- |
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(2004) |
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"It might not be the Sandler of old anymore, but this latest film is an often hilarious reminder of the level the comedian once played at."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 C- |
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(2009) |
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"Grazes on the fields of Gen-Y trends and '80's nostalgia to fatten itself to such a degree, it would be impossible to notice the material is only a few menopausal jokes away from your average Nora Ephron film."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 9/10 |
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(2002) |
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Modamag.com |
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 D |
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(2008) |
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"How Al Pacino found himself roped into this wacky movie is another mystery entirely and one that doesn't take much research past the words "yacht payment" to solve."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 C |
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(2009) |
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"Feels unnaturally fleshed out and overthought, dampening the excitement through extensive padding...captivating eye candy, but something of a dramatic spinout."
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Sci-Fi Movie Page |
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 C |
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(2006) |
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"Dick fans will find more to play with here than the average viewer. But as a rotund demonstration of visual imagination and social insight, the absence of focus just murders the effort."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 1/10 |
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(2002) |
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Modamag.com |
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 D- |
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(2007) |
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"Abandoned is grim, incoherent, and about as thrilling as a college lecture."
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OhmyNews.com |
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 7/10 |
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(2002) |
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"Hoult has a way of taking out the inherent saccharine within the story that the benefits the picture greatly, and with his direct nature and acting style, gives a performance that is as much fun to watch as Grant’s."
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Modamag.com |
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 A |
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(1989) |
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"The movie was a bear to make and it shows onscreen, parading around a series of mesmerizing set-pieces that look deliciously hard-earned in ways our current CG-drenched filmmaking climate never allows."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 B |
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(2006) |
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"While his 28 year-old face has a hard time passing for a teenager, Long's gusto for the role really gives the film oomph when it needs it the most."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 C- |
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(2009) |
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"The film is hinged on unapologetic formula, looking to enchant the viewer through the act of repetition, but the writing isn't smart enough to wipe the dust off the plot."
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DVDTalk.com |
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 D- |
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(2009) |
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"Ace Ventura Jr.: Pet Detective is a loathsome, exceedingly unfunny continuation of a once rewarding film series...a terrible motion picture, scraping the bottom of the barrel."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 B+ |
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(2007) |
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"Across the Universe is an oddity that crosses over to exhilaration and crooked beauty often, keeping the audience on their toes with this mash note to communicative spirits and rousing free-range creativity."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 D+ |
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(2009) |
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"It's a gentle romantic dramedy, but misfires at every turn, making for a tedious motion picture that minimizes a fascinating subject."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 C |
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(2008) |
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"The conclusion of the film conveys a sense of moderate relief over life-altering transformation, shortchanging the miracle Goldblum is working overtime to achieve."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 4/10 |
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(2002) |
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"Here’s to hoping we never have to spend a 9th crazy night with Whitey, Davey, and the whole crappy gang."
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Modamag.com |
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 8/10 |
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(2002) |
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"Jonze and Kaufman are a match made in heaven, as Kaufman needs gimmicks to get through his stories, and Jonze needs the stories to sell some more gimmicks."
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Modamag.com |
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 C |
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(2009) |
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"It's fantastic to observe Adventureland reach out and seek a timeless youthful uprising feel, but the film's eventual realization is a crushing disappointment."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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(2009) |
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"It’s fantastic to observe Adventureland reach out and seek a timeless youthful uprising feel, but the film's eventual realization is a crushing disappointment."
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Dark Horizons |
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 D |
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(2005) |
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"Shark Boy is a brave undertaking, but for anyone over 9 years of age, it’s also a complete chore to sit through."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 D |
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(2005) |
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"If you couldn't tell the difference between a Flux from an Aeon before you walk into the theater, be prepared to make this response to the picture: 'whaaa?'"
[movie review] |
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FilmJerk.com |
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 B |
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(2004) |
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"The film is devoted to life after the thievery, where the spoils of victory can be enjoyed to their fullest potential...a great start to this spirited, sun-drenched caper."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 C+ |
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(2003) |
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[movie review] |
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FilmJerk.com |
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 7/10 |
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(2003) |
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[movie review] |
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Modamag.com |
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 D- |
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(2004) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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