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Brian Orndorf
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D+ |
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(2009) |
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"A deadly paced, sloppy parade of egos and stunts, Movie plays directly to the fanbase, who will be the only ones able to hurdle the slapdash nature of the direction and savor the airborne money shots."
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B+ |
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(2008) |
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"Believe is not a feature that provides instant results; instead, even with a handful of faults, it gets under the skin, offering the faithful a rewarding odyssey with these unlikely knights of the unknown."
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B |
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(2009) |
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"It's all so plastic and forgettable, but for the 100 claw-popping minutes immersed deep in Wolverine country, the film remains palatable. Heck, if the actors didn't bother to speak at all, I'm convinced there's a masterpiece to be found in here somewhere."
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A- |
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(2006) |
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"Take The Last Stand as all surface, relentless comic book amusement, and it's a vastly agreeable sit."
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10/10 |
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(2003) |
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"This isn’t bloated the way most sequels can get, this is simply bigger and more impressive in all the right places."
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Modamag.com |
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B+ |
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(1980) |
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"Look at Xanadu with an eye toward storytelling superiority and your head will explode. To appreciate the madness within, one must take in the blinding neon sights with an open heart and at least one nostril-coating line of cocaine."
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0/10 |
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(2002) |
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"If this, as the filmmakers suggest, is the Bond for the new generation, I want off this train called life right now."
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D |
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(2005) |
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"I have a perfect way to recreate the XXX experience at home for cheap: simply run headfirst at top speed into a brick wall. Popcorn optional."
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