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Brian Orndorf
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C+
     (2008)      "Total and utter kitten play; a softball portrait of Bush that resembles more of a nutty community theater production than a typical scorching Stone project." [movie review]      BrianOrndorf.com   
  
D+
     (2008)      "While Levine works his film-school-grade visual quirks out (Spike Lee should call his lawyer), the story of Wackness is left in a messy bundle." [movie review]      BrianOrndorf.com   
  
D-
     (2006)      "What do you expect from the man who not only directed Glitter, but spent an entire DVD commentary track defending the film?" [movie review]      FilmJerk.com   
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     (2000)      Click here to see the review! [movie review]      FilmJerk.com   
  
D
     (2005)      "Looking like a high school drama project made for a couple of twenties over a long weekend, Waiting is labored and rarely funny." [movie review]      FilmJerk.com   
  
A-
     (2007)      "Waitress is finely tuned, assured, wonderfully silly, and every bit as lovely as Shelly was." [movie review]      OhmyNews.com   
  
1/10
     (2002)      Click here to see the review! [movie review]      Modamag.com   
  
B+
     (2007)      "Nothing can prepare the senses for Walk Hard, a parody feature that stumbles around like a maniac, ruthlessly ripping apart the conventions of the musical bio-pic but leaving plenty of breathing room to enjoy a little insanity of its own design." [movie review]      OhmyNews.com   
  
B-
     (2005)      "Cringingly, Walk the Line is as formulaic a biographical picture as can be made." [movie review]      FilmJerk.com   
  
B+
     (2008)      "Walk to Beautiful is a tender, evocative documentary...not an enraged film, it's one of optimism and education." [movie review]      eFilmCritic.com   
  
2/10
     (2002)      Click here to see the review! [movie review]      Modamag.com   
  
D+
     (2004)      Click here to see the review! [movie review]      FilmJerk.com   
  
D+
     (2008)      "While Wall-E dances whimsically, it's a plodding, frighteningly hypocritical, and forbidding film that trips over its fogged intentions at every dreary turn." [movie review]      BrianOrndorf.com   
  
A-
     (2005)      "This is an exceedingly fun picture, featuring dry English charms, bright comic invention, and a breath of horror that deep down, every kid loves." [movie review]      FilmJerk.com   
  
A-
          "A must-see for any mouse-ear-topped Disneyland devotee...a humdinger of a DVD release." [movie review]      DVDTalk.com   
  
B
     (2008)      "An optical flame-thrower for the first hour, with the director pulling out all the stops to announce Wanted as a film cocked and loaded with exclamation points pointed in all directions." [movie review]      BrianOrndorf.com   
  
D+
     (2007)      "The final cut of the picture looks as though someone pulled it apart in post-production and forgot how the pieces fit. It's not a total mess, but War tends to get dizzy trying to keep the plot afloat." [movie review]      eFilmCritic.com   
  
4/5
     (2007)      Click here to see the review! [dvd review]      DVDTalk.com   
  
B
     (2008)      "War Made Easy is an engrossing bit of finger-pointing, ushering in another fascinating shade to the world's current woes, not to mention a devastating portrait of fallacy that grows stronger by the gunshot." [movie review]      eFilmCritic.com   
  
C
     (2005)      "Worlds makes for one of the strangest and bleakest productions ever to market itself as summertime movie entertainment." [movie review]      FilmJerk.com   
  
A-
     (2008)      "Look at War, Inc as a back-flipping, over-the-top political farce, and the results are far more pleasurable. Consider the film an unofficial sequel to the 1997 classic Grosse Pointe Blank, and War, Inc. is absolutely wonderful." [movie review]      BrianOrndorf.com   
  
C
     (2009)      "This is not a delectable mythos that needed a shiny new package for the world to enjoy, and especially not one that takes more pride in the art of the slow motion punch over an exhilarating sensation of doom." [movie review]      BrianOrndorf.com   
  
D
     (2007)      "It's a mess of a movie, too frightening for the wee ones and a sleeping pill for adults. It's childlike wonder blared at top volume and there's no need for such disorder to steal free time from your holiday season." [movie review]      eFilmCritic.com   
  
B+
     (1995)      "Regardless of faults, I embrace Waterworld as the pure matinee escapism it was intended to be, readily devouring the sci-fi excitement both Reynolds and Costner are happy to dish up." [movie review]      BrianOrndorf.com   
  
8/10
     (2002)      Click here to see the review! [movie review]      Modamag.com   
  
B
     (2006)      "An intuitive, raw nerve type of actor, McConaughey lets it fly as Lengyel, and his enthusiasm is something to behold." [movie review]      OhmyNews.com   
  
B
     (2008)      "Koury does a masterful job emphasizing literacy and purity of spirit in Wizards, assembling an often delightful documentary that celebrates the tight cultural grip of Potter and its fringe pastimes." [movie review]      BrianOrndorf.com   
  
B
     (2004)      "A decent ending would've gone a long way to making this good film near perfect. " [movie review]      FilmJerk.com   
  
A-
     (2007)      "It's a sensational picture, best received by minds open to generous cinematic brush strokes of right and wrong...undeniably thrilling on primitive, fist-clenching level." [movie review]      eFilmCritic.com   
  
9/10
     (2002)      Click here to see the review! [movie review]      Modamag.com   
  
A-
     (2005)      "A quirky, hilarious, and inventive character piece" [movie review]      FilmJerk.com   
  
B+
     (2005)      "You can almost never go wrong with the sight of Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn together, hitting on wedding guests and doing their best to out-funny each other." [movie review]      FilmJerk.com   
  
D-
     (2005)      "Surprisingly adapted from a novel, Date is saccharine, uninspired entertainment, eventually collapsing into a flat-out mess." [movie review]      FilmJerk.com   
  
D-
     (2006)      "A rancid lump of tedium that makes a great case for keeping Black in front of the camera for the rest of his career." [movie review]      eFilmCritic.com   
  
D-
     (1989)      "Couldn't even drag a smile out of me. Chalk it up to either old age or the calcification of taste. Or just blame it on Silverman and McCarthy, who found their careers rightfully torn to shreds soon after the release of the film." [movie review]      BrianOrndorf.com   
  
A-
     (1985)      "Throw in an infectious Oingo Boingo title tune, LeBrock in the finest fashions the Reagan-era could offer, and intoxicated tales of large-chested, knee-happy ex-girlfriends, and you have yourself one delectable adolescent comedy." [movie review]      DVDTalk.com   
  
B
     (2007)      "Moyle shows great control over most of Weirdsville, taking joy in Willem Wennekers's screenplay by submerging the action in accelerated colors and embracing the slapstick nature of it all." [movie review]      eFilmCritic.com   
  
B
     (2008)      "I prefer my Martin Lawrence humiliated, emasculated, and speechless...a slightly ludicrous, slightly bloated, but overwhelmingly good-natured comedy of the broadest kind." [movie review]      eFilmCritic.com   
  
6/10
     (2002)      Click here to see the review! [movie review]      Modamag.com   
  
D
     (2004)      Click here to see the review! [movie review]      FilmJerk.com   
  
B
     (2008)      "Reichardt is a gifted visual composer and a dream with actors, but a little from this filmmaker goes an awfully long way. Wendy steps further into Reichardt's cinematic meditation, yet shows her straining to reach lofty emotional goals." [movie review]      BrianOrndorf.com   
  
4/10
     (2003)      Click here to see the review! [movie review]      Modamag.com   
  
A-
     (2008)      "Kill You, while stewing in the juices of unapologetic formula, is a more of a direct injection of stark criminal behavior punctuated by exhilarating performances and a soulful dedication to the moody rhythms of despair." [movie review]      DVDTalk.com   
  
D
     (2009)      "The film opens chaotically, perhaps randomly, and it never finds its proper footing. Most movies take their sweet time to reveal incompetence. What Goes Up boldly advertises it within the first 60 seconds." [movie review]      DVDTalk.com   
  
D+
     (2008)      "If I had anything kind to say about Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz before this film, I'm ready to take every word back...a shrill monstrosity of a romantic comedy." [movie review]      BrianOrndorf.com   
  
B+
     (2008)      "Levinson's knowledge on the subject mixed with Linson's wonderland atmosphere of spoiled brats and spineless fools makes for a riveting, uproarious viewing experience." [movie review]      BrianOrndorf.com   
  
D+
     (2008)      "Striving to become the definitive word on an explosion of raw musical and philosophical energy, Secret is mostly about lukewarm actors playing dress up, walking around in punk heritage boots they can't stand up straight in." [movie review]      BrianOrndorf.com   
  
C-
     (2009)      "Finally catching the feature on Blu-ray after taking an absurdly stubborn stance of protest this summer, I have to say with all honesty, Sony Pictures Classics probably made the right choice to pull the picture away from further negative response." [movie review]      DVDTalk.com   
  
D-
     (2006)      "In a just world, teenagers will see the garbage that Screen Gems is trying to shovel down their throats with Stranger, and ignore it like they would a concerned parent. " [movie review]      FilmJerk.com   
  
B-
     (2006)      "Eat soaks up the passions, disagreements, and love the Seder inspires, with the writers capturing the utter chaos of a full dinner table." [movie review]      FilmJerk.com   
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